Amanda dragon- Reviews!! Thank you very much for all of them!! Sorry for the wait! This is my longest chapter yet, due to my account going all funny and me being unable to log in. I don't have the faintest idea about the tree thing. It was sort of my idea and my friends... Anyways, the next chapter!!
Chapter 10- Darunia's Stupid Dance
Link was blindly running through the woods, trees slapping him. He then heard a scream and saw a blue shape running at a high speed towards him. He stopped and looked around. Then he heard an angry yell of rage. "LINK!!" He slowly turned around. A girl with green hair, a green tunic and a fairy was standing behind him. "LINK!! WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO ME!! YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNT MY SONG AGES AGO!! YOU SIT DOWN THERE THIS INSTANT AND LEARN MY SONG OR ELSE YOU WILL SUFFER THE CONCECUENCES!!" Saria screamed.
"Um... Ok." Link sighed.
"Now listen to moi!" She yelled. She took out her ocarina and begun playing her song. "Play it with me NOW!!" Saria shouted. Link grumbled and took out his ocarina and tried to follow along, but ended up playing like a dying penguin. "Link you are playing it all wrong!! I give up. Here is the music so learn it yourself." She snapped.
"Thank you." Link mumbled.
"Now get outta my forest!!" She screamed. Link nearly exploded with happiness as Saria stormed off. Link then wondered where he had to go. He didn't have Navi around to shout at him and tell him where to go. He then heard more screams. Link turned around again and a screaming zora crashed into him.
"THE TREES!! THEY ARE ALLIIIIIVE!!" She screamed.
"I know. Trees are living creatures like us." Link said calmly. Amy looked around and saw one of the trees was moving towards her.
"HELP!! THEY ARE MOVING!!" She cried, pointing at two trees. Link looked behind. The trees were swaying in the breeze.
"The wind is blowing them." He said. Then he heard some more yelling so he glanced backwards and saw Owen and Gannondorf running towards him. Link felt popular. He then gave a worried look because Owen looked like he wasn't going to stop. "OWEN!! STOP!!" He yelled as Owen jumped and landed on top of him. Compared to Link, the gorons were very heavy. In other words, Link was smushed.
"Hullo?" Owen asked, wondering where Link had gone.
"Mrmmph!" Link mumbled, smothered by Owen's butt.
"Oh there you are!! WATCH OUT!! THOSE TREES ARE TRYING TO KILL YOU!!" Owen screamed. Link looked behind him again and the trees were in exactly the same place as last time.
"IGNORE THE TREES BECAUSE WE HAVE TO GO TO DEATH MOUNTAIN (a thunder clap is heard)!!"
"NO!! NOT DEATH MOUNTAIN!! (Another thunder clap is herd)" Amy, Owen and Gannondorf screamed.
"Yes!! Death Mountain (yet again, a thunder clap is heard)!!" Link said.
"NO!! NOT DEATH MOU- (half a thunder clap is heard)" They begun, but Amy's fin thing, Owen's leg and Gannondorf's abnormally big nose were grabbed by Link and they were dragged out of the forest to a wide, open field. Link continued to storm across the field to a bridge which went over a river. He stormed up the stairs and they arrived at a village.
"You can let go now." A blocked nosed Gannondorf said. Link's grip on his nose tightened. Several people stopped and stared at Link who was still holding Amy, Owen and Gannondorf in a vice like grip. Soon, a huge crowd was following them around as Link stormed up more stairs towards a closed gate with a soldier guarding it.
"No one may go through, only those with royal permission." The guard said. Link growled and glared at him, pointing to his sword. "Or those who are threatening me with a huge sword and several grabbed people." The guard finished. He then quickly opened the gate and ran away. Link walked through.
They were on a mountain peak with dragons flying everywhere and they flew down and ate everyone, the end. (Amanda dragon grabs the key board off Bob and shoves him into the beer closet and locks it tightly.) Now back to the story.
They were on a rocky path, with boulders rolling down it and menacing red spider thingymajiggars on it. Link dropped them at the bottom and stormed up the path with astonishing speed. Gannondorf got up and laughed. "These are my creations!! They won't harm me!! I can use them to escape from you guys!! Mwahahaha!!"
"If you want to escape from our 'grip' just walk away." Amy said.
"NO!! THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS MUST NOT ESCAPE!!" Owen yelled and clung on to Gannondorf's leg.
"This is embarrassing... I hope no one sees me like this..." Gannondorf moaned. Just then, a moblin walked pass and started pointing and laughing at Gannondorf. He sweatdropped as five more moblins appeared and started laughing. Amy slowly walked away and begun the trip up the mountain. Gannondorf tried to follow but had a three tonne goron stuck to his leg. Gannondorf muttered something under his breath, which was probably unprintable. He soon got annoyed and screamed "SILENCE MOTAL FOOLS!!! I AM YOUR MASTER!!! I COMMAND YOU TO GO BACK TO WORK AND LEAVE YOUR EVIL MASTER IN PEACE!!" Everyone was silent. "LOOK AT MY POWER AS I GRACEFULLY FLY AWAY!!" Gannondorf whipped his cape behind his back, whispered a spell, took off and landed back on his butt because of Owen. There was an eruption of laughter.
Amy walked up the mountain path and heard a noise. It sounded like a dying penguin. Wanting to help the penguin, she ran up the path and turned the corner. There was Link playing his ocarina badly and stopping every so often to talk to the rock in front of him. Amy thought Link had gone mad and ran up to him. Link spotted her and waved. As she stood over the rock, a brown hand came out from under it and the psycho theme music plays (dliiiiin dliiiiiiin dliiiiiin dliiiiiiin!). She screamed.
Meanwhile...
Owen was unconscious, being dragged up the mountain by a very, very angry Gannondorf who had a huge group of moblins, who were still laughing, following him. He eventually reached the screaming Amy and the laughing Link. Amy then fainted and Link picked her up and walked into the door way. Gannondorf followed and pulled out his large axe of darkness. Link was standing at the edge of the place, looking down at a large decorated door. He turned and saw Gannondorf grinning evilly. "HO!! Gannonpork!! Whatcha smiling at?" Link asked. Seeing he was getting no answer, Link turned around and continued to look at the door. Gannondorf took out the axe, stood next to Link and swung. Amy and Owen walked in, singing a song about a song. With that, Gannondorf's axe went swinging over Link's head and he lost his balance and fell down the cliff and landed in front of the door Link was looking at.
"You are smarter than you look Gannondork." Link said and threw himself off the edge. Owen followed suit. Amy spotted a stairway and walked down the stairs. She met the group at the bottom. They groaned as they walked towards the door. On the rug, there was writing. It said- PLAY THE STUPID ROYAL FAMILY SONG FOR ME TO ENTER MY WONDERFUL ROOM THAT BELONGS TO ME, THE ALMIGHTY DARUNIA, KING OF GORONS!! YOU DARE DISOBAY ME BY READING THIS MAT AND WALKING OFF CALLING ME A WIERDO WHO WRITES ON MATS!! PLAY THE SONG!! NOW!! PLAY IS OR ELSE I WILL FEED YOU TO MY PET DRAGON VOLVAGIA!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
"Link? Can you play the song?" Amy asked.
"What song? This dude is an absolute weirdo who writes on mats!" Link said.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!?" Boomed Darunia, who had slammed open the door.
"I said, you are the most wonderful person in the world." Link mumbled as they walked in.
"What are you in here for!?"
"GIVE US THE RED EMERALD THING OR ELSE YOU SHALL SUFFER!!" Link screamed.
"You are asking me, the almighty Darunia, king of gorons, the one and only Darunia to give you the precious red glowy thing?"
"Uh... Yes. Can we have it?" Link asked.
"On one condition. You play me a song that makes me dance."
"I'd rather go trekking through the Dodongo cave to kill King Dodongo to get your food back!!"
Darunia raised and eyebrow. "Really?"
"NO!! Um... I'll play you a brilliant song." Link got out his ocarina and played badly. After two minutes of torture Darunia screamed.
"SHUT UP!! THAT MUSIC IS GETTING RIGHT UP MY NOSE AND I HATE YOU ALL SO GET OUT!!" Amy grabbed the ocarina and played Saria's song. Suddenly, some invisible orchestra began to play the song as Darunia broke into a stupid looking dance. Everyone stared at him in silence. Link had noticed that Darunia had moved the emerald into his room for it to be safe, so Link grabbed it and continued to watch the bizarre dance.
10 minutes later...
Darunia stopped dancing and started frowning again. "YOU ALL GET OUT OF MY ROOM AND..." He began but started dancing again as Amy played the song again.
"Let's get out of here." Link whispered as Darunia moonwalked around the room.
On Death Mountain Trail...
Tingle and the bald man were hiding behind a rock. "Have you assembled the new weapon!?" The bald man snapped.
"Yes sir!" Tingle replied. They both laughed evilly.
Amanda dragon- Sorry that chapter went on for a bit. There was nothing to do while the log in thing was down. Anyway, please read and review!!
Chapter 10- Darunia's Stupid Dance
Link was blindly running through the woods, trees slapping him. He then heard a scream and saw a blue shape running at a high speed towards him. He stopped and looked around. Then he heard an angry yell of rage. "LINK!!" He slowly turned around. A girl with green hair, a green tunic and a fairy was standing behind him. "LINK!! WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO ME!! YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNT MY SONG AGES AGO!! YOU SIT DOWN THERE THIS INSTANT AND LEARN MY SONG OR ELSE YOU WILL SUFFER THE CONCECUENCES!!" Saria screamed.
"Um... Ok." Link sighed.
"Now listen to moi!" She yelled. She took out her ocarina and begun playing her song. "Play it with me NOW!!" Saria shouted. Link grumbled and took out his ocarina and tried to follow along, but ended up playing like a dying penguin. "Link you are playing it all wrong!! I give up. Here is the music so learn it yourself." She snapped.
"Thank you." Link mumbled.
"Now get outta my forest!!" She screamed. Link nearly exploded with happiness as Saria stormed off. Link then wondered where he had to go. He didn't have Navi around to shout at him and tell him where to go. He then heard more screams. Link turned around again and a screaming zora crashed into him.
"THE TREES!! THEY ARE ALLIIIIIVE!!" She screamed.
"I know. Trees are living creatures like us." Link said calmly. Amy looked around and saw one of the trees was moving towards her.
"HELP!! THEY ARE MOVING!!" She cried, pointing at two trees. Link looked behind. The trees were swaying in the breeze.
"The wind is blowing them." He said. Then he heard some more yelling so he glanced backwards and saw Owen and Gannondorf running towards him. Link felt popular. He then gave a worried look because Owen looked like he wasn't going to stop. "OWEN!! STOP!!" He yelled as Owen jumped and landed on top of him. Compared to Link, the gorons were very heavy. In other words, Link was smushed.
"Hullo?" Owen asked, wondering where Link had gone.
"Mrmmph!" Link mumbled, smothered by Owen's butt.
"Oh there you are!! WATCH OUT!! THOSE TREES ARE TRYING TO KILL YOU!!" Owen screamed. Link looked behind him again and the trees were in exactly the same place as last time.
"IGNORE THE TREES BECAUSE WE HAVE TO GO TO DEATH MOUNTAIN (a thunder clap is heard)!!"
"NO!! NOT DEATH MOUNTAIN!! (Another thunder clap is herd)" Amy, Owen and Gannondorf screamed.
"Yes!! Death Mountain (yet again, a thunder clap is heard)!!" Link said.
"NO!! NOT DEATH MOU- (half a thunder clap is heard)" They begun, but Amy's fin thing, Owen's leg and Gannondorf's abnormally big nose were grabbed by Link and they were dragged out of the forest to a wide, open field. Link continued to storm across the field to a bridge which went over a river. He stormed up the stairs and they arrived at a village.
"You can let go now." A blocked nosed Gannondorf said. Link's grip on his nose tightened. Several people stopped and stared at Link who was still holding Amy, Owen and Gannondorf in a vice like grip. Soon, a huge crowd was following them around as Link stormed up more stairs towards a closed gate with a soldier guarding it.
"No one may go through, only those with royal permission." The guard said. Link growled and glared at him, pointing to his sword. "Or those who are threatening me with a huge sword and several grabbed people." The guard finished. He then quickly opened the gate and ran away. Link walked through.
They were on a mountain peak with dragons flying everywhere and they flew down and ate everyone, the end. (Amanda dragon grabs the key board off Bob and shoves him into the beer closet and locks it tightly.) Now back to the story.
They were on a rocky path, with boulders rolling down it and menacing red spider thingymajiggars on it. Link dropped them at the bottom and stormed up the path with astonishing speed. Gannondorf got up and laughed. "These are my creations!! They won't harm me!! I can use them to escape from you guys!! Mwahahaha!!"
"If you want to escape from our 'grip' just walk away." Amy said.
"NO!! THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS MUST NOT ESCAPE!!" Owen yelled and clung on to Gannondorf's leg.
"This is embarrassing... I hope no one sees me like this..." Gannondorf moaned. Just then, a moblin walked pass and started pointing and laughing at Gannondorf. He sweatdropped as five more moblins appeared and started laughing. Amy slowly walked away and begun the trip up the mountain. Gannondorf tried to follow but had a three tonne goron stuck to his leg. Gannondorf muttered something under his breath, which was probably unprintable. He soon got annoyed and screamed "SILENCE MOTAL FOOLS!!! I AM YOUR MASTER!!! I COMMAND YOU TO GO BACK TO WORK AND LEAVE YOUR EVIL MASTER IN PEACE!!" Everyone was silent. "LOOK AT MY POWER AS I GRACEFULLY FLY AWAY!!" Gannondorf whipped his cape behind his back, whispered a spell, took off and landed back on his butt because of Owen. There was an eruption of laughter.
Amy walked up the mountain path and heard a noise. It sounded like a dying penguin. Wanting to help the penguin, she ran up the path and turned the corner. There was Link playing his ocarina badly and stopping every so often to talk to the rock in front of him. Amy thought Link had gone mad and ran up to him. Link spotted her and waved. As she stood over the rock, a brown hand came out from under it and the psycho theme music plays (dliiiiin dliiiiiiin dliiiiiin dliiiiiiin!). She screamed.
Meanwhile...
Owen was unconscious, being dragged up the mountain by a very, very angry Gannondorf who had a huge group of moblins, who were still laughing, following him. He eventually reached the screaming Amy and the laughing Link. Amy then fainted and Link picked her up and walked into the door way. Gannondorf followed and pulled out his large axe of darkness. Link was standing at the edge of the place, looking down at a large decorated door. He turned and saw Gannondorf grinning evilly. "HO!! Gannonpork!! Whatcha smiling at?" Link asked. Seeing he was getting no answer, Link turned around and continued to look at the door. Gannondorf took out the axe, stood next to Link and swung. Amy and Owen walked in, singing a song about a song. With that, Gannondorf's axe went swinging over Link's head and he lost his balance and fell down the cliff and landed in front of the door Link was looking at.
"You are smarter than you look Gannondork." Link said and threw himself off the edge. Owen followed suit. Amy spotted a stairway and walked down the stairs. She met the group at the bottom. They groaned as they walked towards the door. On the rug, there was writing. It said- PLAY THE STUPID ROYAL FAMILY SONG FOR ME TO ENTER MY WONDERFUL ROOM THAT BELONGS TO ME, THE ALMIGHTY DARUNIA, KING OF GORONS!! YOU DARE DISOBAY ME BY READING THIS MAT AND WALKING OFF CALLING ME A WIERDO WHO WRITES ON MATS!! PLAY THE SONG!! NOW!! PLAY IS OR ELSE I WILL FEED YOU TO MY PET DRAGON VOLVAGIA!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
"Link? Can you play the song?" Amy asked.
"What song? This dude is an absolute weirdo who writes on mats!" Link said.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!?" Boomed Darunia, who had slammed open the door.
"I said, you are the most wonderful person in the world." Link mumbled as they walked in.
"What are you in here for!?"
"GIVE US THE RED EMERALD THING OR ELSE YOU SHALL SUFFER!!" Link screamed.
"You are asking me, the almighty Darunia, king of gorons, the one and only Darunia to give you the precious red glowy thing?"
"Uh... Yes. Can we have it?" Link asked.
"On one condition. You play me a song that makes me dance."
"I'd rather go trekking through the Dodongo cave to kill King Dodongo to get your food back!!"
Darunia raised and eyebrow. "Really?"
"NO!! Um... I'll play you a brilliant song." Link got out his ocarina and played badly. After two minutes of torture Darunia screamed.
"SHUT UP!! THAT MUSIC IS GETTING RIGHT UP MY NOSE AND I HATE YOU ALL SO GET OUT!!" Amy grabbed the ocarina and played Saria's song. Suddenly, some invisible orchestra began to play the song as Darunia broke into a stupid looking dance. Everyone stared at him in silence. Link had noticed that Darunia had moved the emerald into his room for it to be safe, so Link grabbed it and continued to watch the bizarre dance.
10 minutes later...
Darunia stopped dancing and started frowning again. "YOU ALL GET OUT OF MY ROOM AND..." He began but started dancing again as Amy played the song again.
"Let's get out of here." Link whispered as Darunia moonwalked around the room.
On Death Mountain Trail...
Tingle and the bald man were hiding behind a rock. "Have you assembled the new weapon!?" The bald man snapped.
"Yes sir!" Tingle replied. They both laughed evilly.
Amanda dragon- Sorry that chapter went on for a bit. There was nothing to do while the log in thing was down. Anyway, please read and review!!