Amanda dragon- Sorry for the wait, I was on holiday to Blackpool. I kind of chickened out at the Pepsi Max Big One...

Bob- CHICKEN GIRL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Gets another shoe thrown at him)

Amanda dragon- HA!! You all know that I don't own Zelda; I would love to though... One more thing, whenever I type in goron, on the spell check it comes up as goon.

Owen- HOW DARE YOU OFFEND MOI!!

Chapter 11- The Two 'Demons'

Amy, Link, Owen and Gannondorf sneaked out of the dancing goron's room. While they were walking up the stairs, Gannondorf suddenly turned around. "GET OUTTA THE WAY GREEN ALIEN!!" Link screamed.

"I can't let you get out of here alive with that rock. Hand it to me so you can escape here with your lives." Gannondorf said.

Owen walked up to Gannondorf and looked at him with big puppy dog eyes. "Don't look at me like that!!" He snapped worriedly. Owen then smiled and kicked him in his (Amanda dragon- Coughcoughcoughcough... This is a PG isn't it?). Owen dusted himself down and stepped over the crumpled form of Gannondorf.

"He had it coming'" Owen said. Link and Amy stared in amazement.

"You just defeated the prince of darkness!!" Link exclaimed, watching Owen put the mat on top of Gannondorf. "Why do I need to collect these shiny rock things if Gannondork is dead?"

"I am not dead!! I am just in extreme pain!!" He yelled from under the mat.

"He didn't have to go that way!! If only I had said goodbye!!" Amy cried.

"I ain't dead woman!!"

"What was that?" Link asked.

"Dunno. The wind?" Owen replied.

"I am feeling neglected..."

"SHUT UP!!" Link shouted at Gannondorf.

"LINK!! YOU HAVE RUINRD THE WHOLE JOKE!! YOU ARE EVICTED!!" Amy screamed.

"But..." Link whimpered.

"YOU DARE DEFY ME?!!" Link walked up the stairs and out the exit/entrance door. Owen followed. "COWARDS!!" she yelled after them. After getting no reply, she walked up the stairs after them.

Amy walked out of the door and crashed into Link, who had crashed into Owen, who was standing still. Owen saw a huge, bright yellow blanket laid out across the rocky ground. "AH!!! GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY!!" Owen screamed.

"It's only a yellow picnic blanket!" Amy said.

"It has got ropes attached to it." Link said, pointing to 4 extremely noticeable ropes attached to its corners.

"I MUST TEST IT!! IT MIGHT BE A TRAP!!"

"Naw..." Amy said sarcastically.

Owen walked back through the door.

5 minutes later...

Owen came back out. He was panting and dragging Gannondorf who was still holding his (Amanda dragon- Coughcoughcough!). He soon found out that Amy and Link were sitting on the other side of the yellow blanket. "How did you guys get over there?!" Owen yelled.

"We walked around it." Link replied.

"Oh... I could have done that!" Owen dumped Gannondorf on the ground and joined the group.

Meanwhile...

"Damn!! They didn't fall for our ingenious plan!" The bald man hissed from behind a nearby rock.

"We still have plans A, B, C and X..." Tingle whispered.

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss. Release the demons!" The bald man yelled.

"Shh!! Are you sure boss? They are very dangerous..."

"Do as I say!!"

Tingle waddled over to a cage that was shaking violently.

"Yes my beauties. You shall be released. Go and destroy the one who you accompanied!" Tingle yelled as he opened the cage. The demons flew out.

Back at the ranch...

"Shh!! Can you hear that?" Link whispered.

"HEAR WHAT?!!" Owen yelled from down bellow.

"I see them, they are coming for us." Link hissed.

"WHO ARE COMING FOR US!?"

"The demons."

"WHAT?"

"Be quiet!! They might hear us!"

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!"

"SHUT UP!! THEY ARE COMING!! RUN!!"

"I am not falling for that!! I shall sit right here and refuse to move!!"

A black shape came gliding towards them. "YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE ALMIGHTY PRINCE OF DARKNESS!! HAND ME THE STONES OR ELSE!!"

"THEY ARE BEHIND YOU!!" Link screamed.

Gannondorf slowly turned around and saw two menacing looking shining lights floating in the air. "LIIIIIIIIIINK!!" They both screamed.

Amanda dragon- Sorry it's short. I wanted to leave it at a good cliff-hanger. Please read and review!!

Bob- The demons are actually- (gets a pile of shoes dropped on top of him).