Amanda dragon- Thank you for all of your reviews!! Now to the next chapter!! I don't own Zelda but would love to! I don't really have much more to say...

Chapter 12- Make that Four 'Demons'

"NOOO!! PLEASE!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!" Link screamed at the floating balls of light. The floating balls of light were- NAVI AND TATL!!! (Dun dun dun!!)

"LINK!! HEY!! HO!!! FOLLOW ME!!! WATHCHA DOIN' DOWN THERE!! HOY!!! HURRY UP!! WATCH OUT!! LINK!!? WHY ARE YOU CRYING!!? WHY?! WHY!? WHY!? WHY!?" Tatl wailed. Link started to think suicidal thoughts. He was at the top of a cliff...

"LINK!! WE NEED TO GO TO JABU JABU'S BELLY!!! YOU DIDN'T GO IN LAST TIME!! HURRY UP!! LET'S GO TO ZORA'S RIVER!!" Navi screamed. Link looked for Amy and Owen for back up, but they were slowly making there way down the mountain. Gannondorf had mysteriously vanished.

"YEAH LINK!! LET'S GO TO ZORA'S RIVER!!" Tatl agreed. A troop of gorons were walking down the mountain. Link thought that his luck couldn't get any worse. If he only knew how worse it would get...

Link tried his hardest to ignore the wailing fairies and walked down the mountain path. Amy and Owen were walking up to him with earmuffs on. Suddenly, several large boulders came rolling down towards them. They stopped in front of them and stood up. They were gorons!! They opened up their arms. The one in the middle was Darunia. He smiled. "TUBBY HUG!!" He yelled.

"HAVE MERCY PLEASE!!" Link begged.

"NO ONE WILL INJURE LINK IN ANY WAY!!" Navi and Tatl yelled. They both flew up to the gorons and started talking, which is what they are good at. "GO AWAY!! SHOO!! BUGGER OFF!! GET LOST!! GO!! GO! GO! GO! GO!!!" Navi yelled, annoyingly repeating herself.

"YEAH!! LEAVE LINK ALONE!! GO AWAY!! GO AWAY!! GO AWAY!! GO AWAY!! GO AWAY!! GO AWAY!! GO AWAY!! GO AWAY!! GO AWAY!!!" Tatl screamed. The gorons couldn't stand the racket and they made a hasty retreat back up the mountain.

"LINK!! A MONSTER IS COMING TO ATTACK YOU!! WATCH OUT!!" Navi screeched, flying towards a purple ball of light.

"Oh God no..." Link murmured as the fairy came closer. Before the fairy's could say anything in their annoying high voices, Link grabbed Owen and Amy (who both had headaches) and ran down the mountain trail.

5 minutes later...

Link was running out of Kakariko village with Amy and Owen.

"STOP IT!!! I CAN WALK!!!" Owen screamed.

"LET GO OF ME NOW YOU EVAL PERSON!!" Amy screamed. Link chucked them into the river. "NOOOOOOOOO!! I AM DROWNING!!" she shouted, even though she was underwater.

Meanwhile, Owen stood up and realised that the water wasn't deep. He climbed onto dry land and dusted himself down. Link walked into the water and walked out with soggy tights. Owen had a fit of laughter. Owen then frowned. He screamed and ran away. Link turned around and saw Navi, Tatl and the new fairy (Tael)!!!

"HEY!! LINK!! WOT'S HAPPENIN'!! HEY TATL!! IS THAT REALLY YOU!!?" Tael yelled.

"YES IT IS ME!! OH TAEL!!"

"OH TATL!!"

"OH TAEL!!"

"OH TATL!!"

"OH TAEL!!"

"OH TATL!!"

"OH TAEL!!"

"OH TATL!!"

"OH TAEL!!"

"OH TATL!!"

"OH TAEL!!"

"SHUT UP!! LINK!! THERE'S A PEHAT BEHIND YOU!! USE Z TARGETING AND HIT IT!!" Navi butted in.

"NAVI!! YOU SHUT UP SHAT FACE!! I CAN TELL HIM WHAT TO DO!! HIT IT WITH ARROWS BEFORE IT SLICES YOU!!" Tatl screeched.

"HEY!! IT'S MY GO TO TELL HIM!! I HAVE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE!! USE Z TARGETING TO HIT IT WITH ARROWS, BOMBS, YOUR SWORD, HOOKSHOT, LONG SHOT, MEGEATON HAMMER, MAGIC BEANS, BOMBCHUS..." Tael began but was rudely interrupted by Navi telling him that magic beans cannot hurt anyone.

"THEY CAN HURT PEOPLE!! THEY ARE VERY POISONOUS AND CAN HURT IF ONE GETS THOWN AT YOU!!" Tatl winged, defending her brother.

"THEY CANNOT!!" Navi screamed. The fairies began fighting and cussing.

Meanwhile...

"Tingle!! Is the final, most deadly demon ever at her station?" The bald man asked.

"Yes master. They are near her." Tingle replied.

"Good."

Back to the group...

They were walking along the side of Zora's River until they saw a zora sitting down near the water. Link walked over and froze as he saw the zora's face.

"Linky-poo!! Oh, how I have missed you!!"

Amanda dragon- If anyone doesn't know who Tatl is, she is the annoying replacement for Navi in Majora's Mask and Tael is her equally annoying brother. Thank you for reading and please review!!