Amanda dragon- It's Halloween over here so I might as well stick in a few Poes! I am bribing my mum to let me go out trick or treating and she says that I am much too old for that... I am going but I will feel stupid... my tiny little sister as a witch and tall me as scream will look odd... but I still get the sweeties!! Anything for the sweeties!!
Chapter 14- Umbrellas of Destruction
Navi, Tatl and Tael were flying around in circles, getting ready for the tug of war competition. Ruto, Malon and Saria (Salia or Saria. I don't know which one it is!) were arguing and slapping each other. Link was praying to the Goddesses behind a tree. Owen was the referee and Amy was the commentator. Now that everything was set, Link gloomily plodded to the arena. He lay flat on the ground and hoped that he would still live to tell the tale and save Hyrule.
"Mrnff eff mphle fairies mrnfle nmpff!!" Amy commentated, holding the makeshift wooden microphone too close to her mouth, which made everything all muffled.
Ruto grabbed one of Link's legs, Saria grabbed his other, Malon grabbed his arm and the fairies... grabbed? Link's other arm.
"Wait!! We have a few last minute entries!" Amy cried, Owen having snapped her microphone in two. The bald man and... horror of all horrors, Tingle!! They strutted up to Link, but found that there was only one ungrabbed place... Link's head! Chuckling evilly, they grabbed Link's ears. Link was on the verge of tears.
"Referee!! Start off the match!!" Amy yelled. No reply. "OWEN!!" Still no reply. "OWEN YOU FAT PIDGEON!! GET UP OR I AM REMOVING YOU FROM YOUR JOB!!" Amy roared. Owen heaved himself out of his deckchair and glumly closed the rescued umbrella. He sighed and plodded over to the whimpering Link.
"Stay there and don't come anywhere near me. I don't want Link's guts all over my wonderful body. No rude words." Owen groaned before reopening the umbrella and sitting under it.
Suddenly, the match started and Link was tugged with the force of two horses running in opposite directions. The fairies were all... pulling? Link as hard as they could, which wasn't very hard. Suddenly a bunch of umbrellas fell from the sky and crushed them all.
The Gerudo dude sitting in a tree...
Gannondorf roared with laughter as his evil plan came into action. He was enjoying every second of Link's pain. He looked behind him to see his army of poes floating behind him. He was about to give the order to charge until an oblivious Goron came and sat in front of him. Gannondorf was angered. Owen on the other hand, was oblivious to the fact that an evil sorcerer and his army were standing behind him.
"Ho! Goron! Do you know what you are doing to my incredible plans? You are ruining them! Yes! With your extreme stupidity you have foiled my evil plan of sending all these Poes to rip link apart!" Gannondorf roared.
Owen paid no attention and dismissed Gannondorf as a shoe for some strange reason.
"You imbecile! Move or I shall kill thee with my wrath!!"
"You've got quite a good view here..." Owen snorted, watching the competition.
Later that night...
"GORON!! SHIFT!! A man of my power shouldn't have to walk around you!!" Gannondorf screamed.
"Whatever... DID YOU SEE THAT!!? FOUL!! FOUL!! FOUL!! FOUL!! FOUL!! FOUL!! FOUL!! FOUL!! FOUL!! FOUL!!" Owen yelled while watching Ruto going sailing through the air and closing up Owen's umbrella. "UMBRELLA ABUSE!!" Owen shouted. The umbrella rolled down the hill. Uh... Oh...
"Well done!! You have just ruined my plan!! I can't march in while that poor innocent umbrella is there!! I am not evil enough to kill an umbrella!! Somebody get it out of there!!" Gannondorf cried.
The umbrella rolled down the hill. It very slowly rolled over to Tingle. It lightly tapped Tingle and he went flying across the horizon. The bald man ran off in terror, leaving the fairies, Salia and Malon to battle it out. The reason why they were doing this tug of war thing is beyond reasoning. The umbrella rolled over to the fairies and lightly touched them on its way past. All three fairies were knocked into the distance. Malon's eyes rivalled those of dinner plates as the umbrella wobbled towards her. It knocked her leg ever so lightly and she went-a flying! Saria saved the umbrella from doing the job and walked off, dropping Link on the floor.
"CHARGE!!" Gannondorf roared. The big bunch of Poes zoomed forewords into the arena, pretending that they had wrecked havoc instead of a lone umbrella. Owen didn't say anything because he was sleeping... aww...
Gannondorf summoned all his minions in an attempt to rule the world. Redeads moaned, moblins danced, Poes went trick or treating!! It was havoc I tell you!! HAVOC!!
Unknown to Gannondorf, a hero dressed in green, a zora and an umbrella were secretly going into hiding under bushes...
Amanda- How did ya like it? It may be a bit short but that is all that I could think of. My other story has now got the most reviews o.o it's got half the amount of chapters as well... scary huh? Anyways, please review!