Amanda- Sorry it took so long!! My left arm went out of business because of the eval jab… I didn't get a lollypop! Life can be cruel… I am able to type now!! YAY!! Thank you for all your reviews!! I was going to take them to earth, but, I couldn't really be bothered. Anyways, enjoy reading!

Chapter 15- Master Swords and Broken Bridges

Link, Amy and the umbrella were crawling under a bush. Gannondorf was gloating over the destruction he, no the umbrella, had created. There was a rustling noise coming from a bush.

"Rustle, rustle!" Went the bush. Gannondorf's eyes narrowed as he strutted over to the bush. He drew his long sword and stabbed the bush. It was empty. He grunted and started evilly laughing again.

Meanwhile, the trio were ducking and diving through the undergrowth, trying to get to hyrule market. Owen, on the other hand, was peacefully sleeping and was oblivious to the fact that the king of Thieves was destroying the world.

Amy, Link and the umbrella were sneaking into Hyrule Marketplace. They sneaked over the drawbridge and into the market. There were zombies everywhere! They were chasing after all the people and moaning and doing evil stuff! Link, Amy and the umbrella sneaked into hyrule temple.

"I'm not supposed to be here." Link said.

"Why? It's safe! Plus there are no zombies!" Amy said.

"I haven't got the three spiritual stones yet."

"Why do you need them?"

"To get through that door" link said, pointing to a big closed door with a triforce on it.

"Why do you need to get through the door so I can get a big sword that'll kill stuff!"

"How do we get in?"

Meanwhile, Owen woke up and rubbed his eyes, only to be greeted by the ugly mug of a Poe looming over him. Luckily, Gannondorf didn't have his glasses on and was unable to see a goron run past him into a nearby hedge. Unfortunately, the hedge wasn't much of a hedge. It was more of a leaf. Owen grabbed the leaf and stuck it on his head, thinking he was invisible. Gannondorf towered over him and growled. There was a big evil grin in his face that spread from ear to ear. He bent down and picked up the leaf.

"Wow! An elven leaf!! There are only like three of these left in the world!! This is a keeper!" He yelled while stuffing the leaf in his pocket. Owen immediately felt pity for the leaf. He was about to decapitate Gannondorf with a stick until a bright light hovered in front of his face.

"OWEN!! OWEN!! WHERE DID LINK GO!!?" It screamed. Luckily, Owen had ear muffs on, so his brain didn't turn into a pile of mush. He then had a think to himself. If link wanted to get the master sword, he would go to Hyrule temple. The master sword can destroy evil monsters so that means that he would go to DEATH MOUNTAIN! Proud of his smartness (cough cough!) He strutted over to the small bridge which was falling apart and didn't look like it could hold the weight of a goron.

His mind was clouded with pride so he stepped on the bridge, it groaned and squeaked, in other words, telling him to get lost and go across some other bridge. He stupidly jumped like a rabbity and broke the bridge in half. He fell in the river and was swept along wit the current, to Zora's river.

Back at Hyrule temple…

Link was furiously picking at the lock of the door of time. He had pulled various household implements out of his tunic, like spoons, forks and can openers. Obviously, none of these worked.

Amy was sitting in the pedestal thing, reading a book. Link groaned in defeat and slumped to the floor. He then roared like wild bull and pounded the door. Its cold texture told him that it wouldn't budge.

"Can I have a go?" Amy asked.

"Oh. Is it likely that a little zora girl would be able to open a big solid stone door, when a magnificent hero of time couldn't?" Link taunted.

"Well… no… But I am having a go anyway!" She yelled and ran to the door. She then stared at it. She kept staring.

"Oh my! Like you are going to open…the…door by… staring at it?" Link's teasing soon turned to crying as the door opened. He gave Amy a death glare as he slunk over to the door and looked inside. The master sword wasn't in the pedestal! (Thunder clashes!!)

"WHAT!!?" Link roared.

"Oh! Hello dears!" Someone behind them called. Link turned to face the person, his face bright red with anger.

"Oh! Are you looking for the master sword?" The lady said, while sweeping the floor with a broom.

"Yes…" link growled.

"I chucked that piece of junk out ages ago. It cluttered up the room."

Link's face turned red, then purple then green, then blue and then back to red. "Where exactly did you chuck it out?" He snarled.

"I gave it to a bin man about an hour ago. I think the bin man was called gannonprok or something." She said. Link suddenly exploded in anger and chucked things around, including the lady.

"HOW CAN I GET THE MASTER SWORD NOW?!!"

Amanda- yay! Finished at last! Joy! Hurrah! Well, please read and review! I shall try not to leave a big month's gap between chapters again!