Amanda- YIPEE!! I have finally found the strength to come to the computer and update!! I got lots of notepads and drawing books!! And a big cuddly monkey called Kenny! I am still in the Christmas mood so I shall write a slightly Christmassy chapter! It's also my birthday on the 5th of January!! More notepads!!

VERY IMPORTANT NOTE TO LEXIAL 147- UPDATE YOUR STORIES!!!!!! IF YOU DO NOT UPDATE YOUR STORIES I SHALL SMITE YOU WITH A BIG SNOWBALL!! MWAHAHAHAHA!! I know where you live….

Chapter 16- Owls are Evil!

"I WANT MY MASTER SWORD!!!" Link screamed. He had wrecked the temple of time and broke all the ornaments.

"Do you know how long this is going to take to clean up?" The cleaning lady snapped. Link just burst into tears and cried like a two year old.

To the evil Gerudo dude…

"Now that I have the master sword I can rule the world!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!" Gannondorf laughed. He picked up the master sword. "IT BUUUURNS!!!! IT BURNS!!!" He screamed with steam coming out of his hand. He noticed a nearby Poe walk by. "YOU!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PUTTING THE MASTER SWORD IN THE OVEN!!?"

The Poe just nodded, thinking that his master had gone mentally insane.

Back to the poor hero with out a weapon…

"I AM NOT WEAPONLESS YOU STUPID NARRATOR!! I have a hookshot, a megaton hammer, arrows, bombs, bombchus, magic beans, bottles and my pet fish called Tomtom!"

"All of those sound much better than a measly old master sword…." Amy groaned.

For no apparent reason, Link began to laugh his tights off.

"He's lost it." The lady stated.

"No! The master sword can drive people insane who are not supposed to have it!!!" Link yelled.

"You mean someone like you?" Amy asked. Milliseconds later, she was unconscious and put in a bin bag.

To our lost Goron…

Owen was lying on the bank of Zora's River, under the umbrella and stuffing himself with popcorn. Suddenly a black shape swooped down on him.

"Hoot hoot! Lost? Are you lost? Hoot hoot! Gorons aren't supposed to be here! Hoot! Hoo!" A giant man eating owl hooted.

"AARGH!! THE WORLD IS COMING TO its END!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!" Owen screamed while running around like a headless chicken.

"Hoot hoot! Don't be silly poor boy! The world won't explode! Hoot hoot! Don't think such nonsense! It will explode soon if Gannondorf gets a hold of the master sword and touches it! Hoot hoot! Link is far too smart to let that happen! Hoot! Hot! Don't worry boy! Nothing like that can ever happen! Hoot hoot! Do you want me to repeat everything I have just said?" The owl hooted.

"yessss…." Owen said, asleep and dreaming of a big cookie offering him a cookie fountain (yum!).

"Very well then! Hoot hoot! Don't be silly poor boy! The world won't explode! Hoot hoot! Don't think such nonsense! It will explode soon if Gannondorf gets a hold of the master sword and touches it! Hoot hoot! Link is far too smart to let that happen! Hoot! Hot! Don't worry boy! Nothing like that can ever happen! Hoot hoot! Do you want me to repeat everything I have just said?"

"Yes!" Owen said when the giant cookie was offering him a life size skyscraper made of cookies!

To the hero and the zora…

"How long have we been walking? My feet hurt! I'm tired! I'm hungry! I want a cookie!" Amy moaned. Link had decided to consult the deku tree to see what he should do.

They were marching through kokiri Village (is that what it's called?). Pushing any unfortunate Kokiri person who got in the way, Amy and Link stopped in front of the deku tree and……… laughed their heads off.

The Deku tree was decorated with pretty Christmassy lights and had lots of presents in front of him, enough to keep the whole world unwrapping presents for a year!

Link done the most honourable to the Deku tree he could ever do.

"WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD!!!? I SAW YOU DIE YOU… YOU… TWIG!!" Link screamed. The deku tree wasn't happy with this and made link's nightmare come true.

Amy heard a faint buzzing noise. Lot's of giggles were heard too. There was a bright light above the deku tree's…. head? Amy soon saw that it was lots of millions of annoying squeaky voiced fairies swarming over link like a tidal wave of doom.

"NO!!! HAVE MERCY!! Plea…se…." link's voice faded away.

Back to poor Owen…

"Hoot hoot! Don't be silly poor boy! The world won't explode! Hoot hoot! Don't think such nonsense! It will explode soon if Gannondorf gets a hold of the master sword and touches it! Hoot hoot! Link is far too smart to let that happen! Hoot! Hot! Don't worry boy! Nothing like that can ever happen! Hoot hoot! Do you want me to repeat everything I have just said?"

"NO!!! NO YOU STUPID OWL!! I SAID NO!!!!" Owen screamed.

"Very well then…" The owl said. Owen enjoyed the blissful silence until…. "Hoot hoot! Don't be silly poor boy! The world won't explode! Hoot hoot! Don't think such nonsense! It will explode soon if Gannondorf gets a hold of the master sword and touches it! Hoot hoot! Link is far too smart to let that happen! Hoot! Hot! Don't worry boy! Nothing like that can ever happen! Hoot hoot! Do you want me to repeat everything I have just said?"

"ARGH!!!!" Owen screamed in anger. In his rage he stomped over to the owl and began to pluck it. The owl was pretty much oblivious to the fact that it was plucked like a turkey and said…… "Hoot hoot! Don't be silly poor boy! The world won't explode! Hoot hoot! Don't think such nonsense! It will explode soon if Gannondorf gets a hold of the master sword and touches it! Hoot hoot! Link is far too smart to let that happen! Hoot! Hot! Don't worry boy! Nothing like that can ever happen! Hoot hoot! Do you want me to repeat everything I have just said?"

"If you say that just one more time…" Owen growled at the featherless owl.

"I take that as a yes…" the owl hooted.

Amanda- NO MORE!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY LONGER!!! HAVE MERCY EVIL OWL!! I'M MELTING!!

I hope everyone had a merry merry Christmas!!