Claimer: Yes! I DO own Hamtaro! (Insert evil laughter here)
No actually I don't. (Insert crying here)
Ahem
Here goes.
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Why Hamtaro SHOULDN'T be the Star of the Show
A formal report By Kutchipatchi R.
We all know the not so famous show (A/N Because of friggin cartoon network) Hamtaro, and all its little hamsters. Well, behind the scenes, TKC (The Kutchipatchi Company) has gone undercover to figure out what exactly happens. I was the head investigator of this mission.
When we first entered the studio, I met up with Snoozer. If that's his name. He was apparently the security guard person mabbober. As I went in, I caught the ham-hams at rehearsal. Oxnard kept forgetting his lines. Hey, that's what food does to ya.
Anyways, at the end of rehearsal, the hams got their paychecks. As I see it, most of the hams got paid 50 seeds an hour, but Hamtaro got 200 seeds an hour. I personally don't think this is fair. As they walked out for some snacks and such, (A/N Blame Oxnard) the background crew only congratulated and complemented Hamtaro. No one else. As I was congratulating Penelope on her 'ookwees' I overheard Hamtaro saying 'you're the best Hamtaro' and 'I'm better than all of you' and such.
Now, let's look at the facts. The theme song of the first season kind of went like this, Hamtaro, when we work together, it's much better. I didn't see much working together, just other hams solving Hamtaro's problems. On the second season, it got worse. H-A-M-T-A-R-O He's the star of every show. Yes, we already knew that, and suffered enough already. They didn't need to point that out so clearly to us like that.
What's so great about Hamtaro, anyways? His name has to do with hamsters? I'm not saying that he's a bad ham, but the others have great personalities, too! Panda makes stuff for everyone to use. Sandy is bubbly and energetic. Howdy tries his hardest to make everyone laugh. I don't see what's wrong with any of these hams (A/N: maybe some) to make them so left out!
I have to tell you, he's also spoiled. I mean, Hamtaro HAS to have the perfect girl. Bijou is meant to be the prettiest girl in the series. She has little ribbons, perfect white fur, is French, she would appeal to a lot of people. Of course, Boss just HAS to like her, and she just HAS to like Hamtaro, just to get the main character satisfied.
Thus ends my little report on my opinion. I hope you learned something. I did.
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Im done! I think that was kind of stoopid and I think it is going to get deleted, but oh well.
REAL Disclaimer: Mutant heads irk me.
Sorry guys, I just can't get a disclaimer out of me.
Cya!
KP ROCK