Chapter 1: The Girl That Fell From The Ceiling
A Sensual Wish – chap 1
By: iNiGmA
12.24.04
Disclaimer: I OWN HARRY POTTER AND I LIVE IN ENGLAND AND I'M MAD RICH, YO! HAHAHA…. I wish….. JKR ROCKS!
A/N: This is written for my awesome friend, Steph, because she rocks and because she wrote a fanfic similar to this for me and InuYasha, hehe… (read it, it's so funny, it's called "A Fangirl's Fantasy" byharry's4menotu. Anyways, this is obviously dedicated to Steph…. And basically anyone else who's in love with Harry…. or any other random unreal character. I think this is the weirdest thing I ever wrote, so I hope you people don't flame me for it…or anything… if you even read it, that is… I also hope it doesn't get deleted for the title… cause that would suck… but I couldn't think of anything else… but someone tell me if I should change it or not… Anyway, rated for language, really… I think everyone's out of character – except maybe Snape. As for the "PENIS" phone call… that's the new favorite Shakespeare Club word (Like "ply" in "Plying Ginny!" if anyone's read that – if you haven't you should, cause it's funny lol - so I thought I'd stick it in there. ) I'm gonna write more eventually definitely. I prefer to write the whole story before I actually upload it. I was gonna write the whole thing now, but I lost the mood to do it 'cause my 'rents were annoying me, but I know I'll finish it later, cause I know Steph will bug me to… lol ) Anyway, this is long enough… if anyone actually read it… so enjoy! Review! Don't flame… or don't flame with lots of cursing, anyway… lol
Steph sat on the floor of her living room, her star-filled eyes draw to the huge TV three feet away from her.
"Harrrrryyyyyy," she chanted. "HARRY, HARRY, HARRY! OMG, HARRY, YOU'RE SO FRIGGIN HOT, DAMMIT!"
Reader's update – She is watching Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on DVD, and the year is 2004, so it magically came out like five (five? Six? Who cares – you people choose…) years earlier than the movie was actually made (It's a special magical movie :-D ).
"Harry, I just wanna eat you up!" cried Steph.
She clasped her hands together and put her chin on them.
"Harry," she whispered, "I wish to hear your voice…"
The phone suddenly rang.
"Harry?!" Steph yelled as she sprang up and ran to the phone, hoping for a miracle.
"Yes," she said in a seductive voice as she picked up the receiver.
"Oh, don't hit on me, dude! Ewww… Anyway, guess what?"
Her friend. Rin.
"What?" Steph asked, disappointment more than evident in her voice.
"PENIS!"
"Wha…?"
"It's my new favorite word, dude!"
"Why?"
"BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKIN' AWESOME WORD, DUDE!"
"Hahaha..." Steph said. "I love you, Rin, dude…. But, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to go. Why? I'm yet again indulging myself in my Harry fantasy."
"Oh, right," said Rin. "Don't do anything kinky, dude! Haha!"
"Grr, shuddup!" Steph cried. "Bye!"
"Byeeeeeeee," sang Rin.
Steph hung up the phone and returned to sitting cross-legged on the floor with her hands clasped in prayer yet again.
"Harry," she whispered, "I wish to feel your arms around me…"
Suddenly, someone grabbed her from behind. She screamed.
"Hahahaha, bitch! No imaginary characters will fulfill your sexual desires, I'm sure."
"Go away, asshole," she grumbled, recognizing her brother's voice. She pushed him away and jumped up angrily, grabbing the bat that mysteriously appeared next to her.
"Woah… no need to get so angry, Stephie," he said, backing away.
"That's right, go away!" She yelled, raising the bat higher still. He ran out of the room.
"Now…" She muttered.
She sank back to the floor and clasped her hands together yet again.
"Harry," she whispered, anxiously this time – fearful of whatever other unwanted event could possibly transpire, "I wish I could be with you – kiss you, touch you, love you, fuck you…."
The floor suddenly shock beneath her. She shrieked.
"Is this an earthquake?!"
But before she had time to consider the possibility, she was thrown headfirst into the TV and passed through the screen (which felt warm and supple), right into a scene of Harry sitting in the Gryffindor common room by himself, staring at the mound of homework before him.
She felt nothing, saw nothing and heard nothing. The world had gone silent and dark. Suddenly, she was aware of something hard under her, heat around her, the sounds of a fire cracking somewhere near her and someone (or something) practically on top of her, clouding her personal space. Now she wasn't going to have that! Her eyes flung open.
"Yo, what–" She began, but the words suddenly evaporated from her mouth and even her head completely. She shrieked.
"HARRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Harry, who had been staring down at her with a puzzled expression – as she had just randomly fallen from the ceiling – jumped back so fast he tripped over his feet and landed on his back, clutching his ears.
"AN OPENING!" Steph yelled at she jumped up from the floor and, wasting no time whatsoever, jumped on top of Harry.
"Harry! I love you!" She cried happily, trying to find some way to pull of his clothes.
"Hey, who are you?" He cried.
"Steph, I'm Steph! But you don't need to know that! All you need to know is that you're my true love and I'm your true love!"
"B-B-But," choked Harry.
"NO BUTS, DUDE! C'MON, I WANT SEX, NOW!" She yelled, still trying to strip him.
"But I have homework," Harry whined.
"Oh shut-up, man," she said, rolling her eyes. "Let's do it now!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"I SAID NO!"
"AND I SAID YES! LET'S GO! NOOOWWWW!"
"Aww, fine," shrugged Harry.
"Finally!" Steph cried. She grabbed his sweater and pulled it off.
"Not here, let's go to the Prefect's Bathroom!"
"Fine," she grumbled, feeling like some great toy had been snatched away from her.
Harry made to go upstairs in search of his Invisibility Cloak but she grabbed his arm and dragged him toward the portrait hole.
"Hey, there's only so long that I can wait, you know!" She called.
She pushed the portrait open and rushed out of the common room and down the corridor, dragging him behind her.
"Hey, do you even know where you're going?" He cried as she turned some random corner, swinging him around and as a result, letting him bang into some indiscriminate wall. She didn't notice.
"Not really," she shrugged. "But, I have an idea! Let's do it now!"
She forced Harry onto the floor and jumped on him.
"Whooo, Harry," she grinned widely. "Getting a little excited for me, are you?"
Harry turned five different shades or red.
Suddenly, footsteps were heard walking toward them. Before Steph or Harry could move, Snape was towering above them.
"What the hell is going on?" He ground out through gritted teeth, staring at Steph sitting on top of Harry. "And who are you, girl?"
"I'm Steph from the future America," she said with a bright smile, "and I'm about to fuck Harry's brains out. Please leave."
Snape turned about twenty different shades of purple, and Harry, in turn, turned deathly green.
"Y-You, what?" Snape snarled.
"I told you," said Steph brightly. "Please leave! WE WANT SOME FUCKIN' PRIVACY, MAN! HELLO! NO ONE FOLLOWS YOUR SEX LIFE!"
Snape looked about ready to commit atrocious murder. Before he could reply, Harry whipped out his wand.
"Obliviate!" He yelled with such force that Snape was actually thrown backward into a wall with immense velocity and slid to the floor, unconscious.
"Gyaaah, let's get out of here!" Harry cried as he grabbed her hand and virtually flew all the way to the Preferct's bathroom. They burst through the door, to which he knew the password for some unidentified reason, and slammed it shut behind them, bolting the lock. He sank down to the floor, breathing heavily.
"Whooo, that was fun!" Steph cried.
"You're fucking crazy," Harry gasped.
"What a brilliant idea, Harry! Time to fuck!"
She jumped on Harry, and before he could say anything, she stripped him of his remaining clothes.
"Wow, you're even hotter than I thought," she muttered with a huge grin as she allowed him to strip her clothes until they were both naked, staring at each other with huge smiles. Slowly, they moved closer together….
(Story not over yet!)
Hahahaha, were you people expecting a lemon? Were you? Oh why ask, I bet you all were… well too bad (like I said, this is rated for language – I meant only language!):P Sure, they had a lemon…. (huge juicy lemon :P) but I'm not gonna describe it. Why? Because I don't want to, and it so annoys me that like the only stories on this website that seem to have a lot of reviews unless they're either incredibly long or incredibly amazing are the sexual ones – like omg, what's wrong with you people? Seriously… (Like no offence to anyone, but I've seen total crap be called "the best story I ever read" 'cause it has sex in it…) But anyway, basically, they had mad wild sex (like five times :D) , and now the story shall pick up from there – if you're gonna stop reading because there's no lemon, you should be ashamed!
"Wow, Harry… baby… that was awesome," Steph whispered, snuggling against Harry's bare chest.
"Every single time," agreed Harry.
"All five times," said Steph.
"Let's do it again, you random person who just felt out of the sky," said Harry.
"OKAY!" Steph yelled.
Suddenly, Harry sat up with a gasp.
"W-What?" Steph asked, taken aback.
"I have a huge test," muttered Harry, horrified. "… with Snape!"
A/N#2: I hope you enjoyed the craziness! Was it crazy enough for you? Let me know what you think! Update soon to come. Didja enjoy it, Steph?
iNiGmA
12.24.04