Hello every one! I know it's the day after Christmas (Depending on where you live) But I've like to welcome you to CB's "The 3 Chapters of Christmas." I know I haven't posted in a while and for that I am deeply sorry. I would now like to take this time to thank my muse (Whom I love so very much) for putting up with my crappy suckyness which I seem to be fluent in. Now, please enjoy the next three chapters.
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Chapter V- Bound, Blind folded, and left on the road to die
The next day every one was walking to the girls apartment after school. Jenny was normal wild self, Dominic was going guy crazy trying to track Sniper down and Erin, well she had two guys, so life was good. The girls also noticed that Yusuke was acting a little strange but thought nothing of it because Yusuke was always strange.
"So Eri, is Kenji…seeing any one?" Dom asked.
"AH! Don't even mention that VIAL name!" Jenny screamed covering her ears then laughing a little.
"Gosh Jen! Why don't you like him?" Dom asked crossing her arms.
"I have my reasons." Jenny said glancing over at Kurama.
'Psh! She's an idiot.' Yusuke thought.
"Go Yusuke!" Dom said holding up her hand as if to give him a high five.
"What?" He asked.
"You just called Jenny an idiot." Dom said and every one looked at her like she had about five heads.
"No he didn't." Kuwabara said.
"For once the idiots right." Hiei said shoving his hands in his pockets.
"Hey little man you wanna take this outside?" Kuwabara asked holding up his fists.
"Fool you couldn't kill me if both my arms were tied behind my back." Hiei said.
"I swear he called her an idiot!" Dom said.
"Maybe you're not feeling well and imagined you heard it." Kurama suggested.
"Yeah all that Sniper snipeing's been getting to your head." Jenny added.
"That makes no sense." Dom said.
"Don't die!" Jenny cried throwing her arms around Dom's neck.
"Jen did you have animal crackers for lunch?" Dom asked prying Jenny off of her.
"YUP!" Jenny said with a huge smile.
"Lord save us all." Yusuke said as the six of them came upon the girls apartment complex.
"Jenny why don't you go unlock the door for us?" Dom asked.
"OKAY!!" Jenny said and began running. About half way to the stairs she dropped the key, quickly bent over to pick it up, and then resumed her running.
'Ooo…she bent over…d--- she has a nice a--!' Yusuke thought tilting his head to the side.
"Yusuke you perv!" Dom yelled punching him.
"What!" Yusuke yelled rubbing his arm where she had hit him.
"You said she had a nice…um…butt." Dom said.
"No he didn't." Erin said looking back and forth between the two.
"Yes he did! He was standing right there and he said 'OO she bent over, dang she has a nice butt.'" Dom said slightly exasperated.
"Dom do you have a secret fantasy that you need to tell us about?" Erin asked placing a hand on her shoulder.
"No! Gosh you're all out to get me aren't you?" Dom said pressing the elevator button.
'Never you're far to beautiful.' Kurama thought.
"Aww thank you Kurama." Dom said giving him a hug.
"Just as I suspected. Ladies I'm sorry but we must return home." Kurama said as the girls stepped into the elevator.
"Why?" Erin asked.
"Yeah why?" Yusuke asked completely clueless.
"We have a science project that we need to finish." Kurama bluffed.
"But we're in all the same classes and we don't have one." Erin said slightly suspicious.
"In…uh…Science club." Kurama stuttered.
"Hiei's in science club?" Dom asked wrinkling her eye-brows in disbelief.
"Yes he is, now you girls have a lovely day and we'll see you tomorrow." Kurama said shoving them into the elevator and closing the door.
"What was that all about?" Yusuke asked.
"Yusuke I need you to come with me to spirit world and Hiei I need you to watch after the girls they maybe who Koenma is looking for." Kurama said suddenly getting very serious.
"What about me? I wanna do some thing." Kuwabara said.
"Are you not one of the girls?" Hiei asked sarcastically.
"You know what! I'm tired of your sass short man!" Kuwabara yelled.
"And I'm tired I'm your face." Hiei said emotionless.
"Will you two stop for moment?" Kurama asked calmly. "Yusuke and I are going to go speak with Koenma. Hiei and Kuwabara will watch the girls. Any questions?"
"None here." Yusuke said putting his hands in his pockets. Kuwabara raised his hand.
"Oof!" He mumbled as Hiei hit him on the head, he then lowered his hand. "I'm good."
"Hn." Hiei said crossing his arms and looking in another direction.
"Very well, we will meet back here tonight at six o-clock." Kurama said. A blinding flash of light surrounded him and Yusuke, and they disappeared.
"So where to now?" Kuwabara asked.
"Hn." Was the only reply he got as Hiei walked away.
"Kurama was acting pretty weird don'tcha think?" Erin asked as she rummaged though the refrigerator.
"He was probably so stunned with my beauty that he didn't know what to say." Dom replied as she searched through the cabinets.
"Wow, your dream world is messed up." Jenny said dipping an Oreo in glass of milk that she had poured.
"Shut up!" Dom said tossing a plastic bowl over her shoulder so that it hit Jenny in the head.
"Hey I only speak the truth." Jenny said pouring herself more milk from the carton near by.
"Ug" Erin finally said and threw up her hands in exasperation. "I give up!"
"Join the club man join the club." Dom said sitting on the chair she was recently standing on.
"What's wrong?" Jenny asked teeth covered in black residue from the multiple Oreo's she had consumed.
"I can't find the flippin' milk carton." Erin said looking over at Jenny.
"Yeah well what good it milk without Oreos!" Dom screamed also looking at Jenny. The two stared at her for a moment, then looked towards each other, and then back to Jenny again.
"HEY GIVE IT BACK!" Jenny screamed as Dom took the bag of Oreo's into the other room, remote in hand, and Erin took the milk carton, as well as the glass, over to the counter. "retards." Jenny mumbled silently sulking in her chair.
"Are you sure that's what he said Yusuke?" Kurama asked.
The two boys were standing outside of what appeared to be a large office. Yusuke had just come out of the room while Kurama waited outside leaning against the well.
"Yes, that's what he said." Yusuke replied.
"And you told him all about our situation?" Kurama continued.
"Every detail." Yusuke responded.
"Well then I suppose we have no choice." Kurama let out a long sigh. "Call Hiei."
"Haha I win again!" Erin laughed picking up a pile of Bubble Gum.
"Hey! Just because we poor stupid people can't spell…" Dom said and then had to think a moment of what to say next.
"Since when do you bet in scrabble?" Jenny asked before Dom could finish.
"Since she started winning." Dom said bitterly jabbing her thumb in Erin's direction.
"It's because I'm black isn't it?" Erin asked and Jenny laughed mainly at the fact that, she wasn't black.
"Yeah what ever." Dom said picking up the pieces and putting them into the box.
"Hiei's supposed to be helping with the Science Project isn't he?" Jenny asked.
"The 'Science project'? Yeah." Erin said helping Dom.
"Then why is he in our tree?" Jenny asked.
"Hu?" The two others said in unison looking out the window.
"Haha, very funny Jen." Dom said sarcastically after seeing nothing.
"I'm serious! He was out there!" Jenny defended.
"Yeah sure what ever." Erin said.
Then the three heard the sound of braking glass and smoke filled the room. They began coughing and their vision blurred as the room became filled with the odious fumes.
"Dang it the FBI's found me again." Dom joked between coughs.
"Dom, we really need to work on your timing." Erin choked.
"Nooo! I'm to hot to die!" Jenny cried. Then the three passed out.
The girls awoke a while later. From what they could tell they were bound and blind folded, sitting on a bed and still had all their clothes on.
"Where are we?" Erin asked putting a hand to her head.
"Uh! What happened?" Dom asked attempting to remove the blind fold.
"Oh My Gosh we're not dead!" Jenny screamed happily shooting up into a sitting position for she had been lying down.
"I STILL WANNA KNOW WHERE WE ARE!" Erin yelled.
"Gosh you don't need to yell we're right here!" A voice said and the three felt there blind folds come off.
"Who are you?" Dom said as her vision cleared.
"Don't tell me you've forgotten us already." Another voice said.
"I'd know that annoying sound any where." Jenny said and blinked her eyes hoping they would adjust to the light. "KUWABARA!" She screamed happily throwing herself at him in attempts to hug him only her arms were tied so she couldn't.
"OO hey Hiei could you do this more often? I like it." Kuwabara said smiling as Jenny pulled away.
"Hn." Hiei said.
"Good morning girls!" A peppy voice chimed.
"Botan? What are you…what are they…what the flip is going on here!?" Erin asked.
"Hiei was it really necessary to bound and blind fold them?" Kurama asked avoiding the question.
"No, it just makes things a lot easier." Hiei said unsheathing his katana. The girls gasped.
"I don't wanna die I don't wanna die I don't wanna die." Jenny said silently to herself as Hiei walked forward katana in hand. She closed her eyes waiting for Hiei to kill her and wondering why the others aren't helping though the blow never came instead she felt the ropes fall off her wrists and ankles.
"Well that was scary." Erin said rubbing where the ropes had been.
"Sorry for the forcefulness girls but it was the only way we knew to get you here." Kurama said.
"I still want to know where here is." Erin said looking slightly perturbed.
"Oh yes how stupid of me! You're in Spirit World." Botan smiled.
"Hu?" Dom asked.
"It's the equivalent to Heaven." Kurama explained.
"I knew we were dead!" Jenny yelled.
"You're not dead!" Botan said. "I should know I'm the grim reaper."
"You're the grim reaper?" Dom asked in disbelief.
"Mm-hm." Botan replied happily.
"No offence but you aren't very…grim." Dom said looking strangely at the girl.
"None taken, I get that a lot." She said. She was about to continue with her watch beeped. "Oh no! We're late come on!" She said pushing the girls out the door.
Before they knew what had happened they were standing in a large room. In the middle was a large desk and a red chair sat behind it. It looked a lot like the office of some one who was possibly the president of a big cooperation.
"Hello, I am the mighty Koenma." A small 'toddler' said.
"Awww, he's so cute! I want one!" Jenny said picking him and rocking him back and forth in her arms.
"Put me down! I am not a child! I am Koenma! The mighty Koenma!" Koenma yelled struggling to get free while every one else burst into laughter.
"Fine! Gosh." Jenny said practically dropping him. He soon regained his composure and stood up right. The room got dead quiet.
"Botan, the door." Koenma said.
"Yes Koenma." Botan said and closed the large double doors.
"Please take a seat." Koenma said as the three girls sat in chairs that were placed in front of his desk. Koenma took his seat. "Do you girls know why you're here?"
"Baby sitting?" Dom mumbled and Yusuke snickered silently.
"Well aren't we the funny one? Dominic I presume." Koenma said hoping off his desk and standing in front of Dom.
"Yes...sir." She replied with a two finger salute.
"And you must be Erin." He said and Erin nodded silently. "And you...you can be no other than Jennifer."
"Just for the record I do think you're adorable......and I do want one." Jenny said quickly trying to redeem herself.
"That can certainly be arranged. In the mean time I suppose these imbeciles have yet to tell you why you're here." Koenma said. Erin and Dom shook their heads while Jenny was still laughing at Koenma's reply. "Well I suppose I should start from the beginning…" Koenma began, then the group hear a small ding. "But not now, my muffins are done! Kurama you tell them the story." And with they he got up and exited the room. Kurama took a seat in Koenma's large red chair.
"No fair! I wanted to sit in the big chair!" Kuwabara complained.
"Well I'm sure there's room on his lap why don't you go hop on up there." Yusuke joked.
"OOO can I?" Dom asked and Erin gave her the death glare.
"Please this is no time for jokes what I am about to tell you girls will change your lives forever." Kurama said.
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Heh, well there you go… ON TO THE NEXT ONE!