Disclaimer: Kay, as we all know, I don't own Lotr and don't actually want to either. yes. that's the truth. Really. I'd rather own a bazzilion other things ,like a car, or a million dollars.
Author's note: Kay, I know that there are major character messups, but I wrote this thing like 3 years ago, before I read the books. Please don't be all touchy feely 'bout that stuff. I love Glorfindel. It's all Peter Jackson's fault. I didn't realize how much better he was than stupid Liv Tyler/Arwen when I was nine.
Frodo,He Got Stabed By A Nazgül
To the tune of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Frodo,he got stabbed by a Nazgül,
On his way to Mordor with the Ring.
Arwen, she brought him to the elves,
And now he can't remember anything.
Now don't you worry 'bout that dirty Nazgül,
"Cause Eowyn,she stabbed him in the face.
The witch king said,"No man can kill me."
But Eowyn, she said, "I am no man."
Yes, I know, 'tis very short. I just couldn't be bothered to make it any longer, and anyways, It was an old thing already. Well, it would be very nice if you take it upon yourself to Read and Review. No, I don't want you to get some rest and relaxation, I want you Read and Review. Yes. Immediately, preferably.