Naruto had been born with a gift from his ancestor, join him and the other inheritor of the stand on their Golden adventures.

In some ways, Sakura thinks she might fit better among this strange set of men than she ever did at home.

First it all started with a race, then ghost like entities, beings from stone pillars, a tenacious cult, a crazy eighteenth century vampire who could stop time, and finally a combination of two of the worse people you ever had the misfortune to know. Yare yare daze. Safe to say, this blonde's going to have one Bizarre Adventure.

Up for adoption.

Sztuka... OOC... Najbardziej... . .dramatyczne...jak. . .tylko... .się...dało... Sasuke x Dio, jedyny słuszny pairing

A/U: Danzo did something he shouldn't have, and now he's unleashed something that the Uzumaki had kept secret even from the Senju clan. Naruto will make the Uzumaki clan rise again. What will happen now that he is free? Pillar Man-Naruto/Harem (for now, 15-20 girls is the cap...will not go higher than 30, two spots already taken). Rated M for Naruto's nudity.

One-shot idea: What happens when Naruto Uzumaki finds out a mysterious, cursed sword that will influence him with its bloodlust? A blade that spent centuries alone needs an equally lonely master that understands its despair. Power beyond imagination. "No matter what, my master, Naruto Uzumaki, won't lose!" Warning: Naruto is under Anubis' influence.

(Update: This was written as a troll work, and was intentionally bad. I have since grown bored of the idea, and realize it would be more fun to write a crack fic with the same setting. I will try and update this later if I can, and if creativity strikes) Anime characters in a high school setting. Hilarity (hopefully) ensues

AU. Uzumaki Naruto, age fifteen. Known delinquent, is in for the ride of his life as he experiences his own Bizarre Adventure!