Hey ya all, first of all, Merry Christmas !! and Happy New Year too..

Thank you.. to everyone who read and reviewed the last chapter.. Then, it's still nice to be added to someone's watch list but it'd be better if you left a review.

I think I'll stop writing things like that in the other chapters, it's making me sick.. right now I feel like I may throw up.. so next time, it'll be nicer..

Also, sorry for the "(later)", ff didn't show the 3 stars..

Your blood tastes so sweet

Chapter one : How do you like it ?

"Damn, I should have listened when my Mom tried to teach me how to cook! I can't even cut a freaking onion.."

The man chuckled a little. "Don't worry, we have the entire afternoon, I am sure our guests will love it" he said looking at his friend "besides, I'm right here, and I'm a real 'chef' when it comes to the kitchen.. don't worry, I will teach you.."

"Okay.. Gosh I can't remember.. What do I have to do with the carrots ? " she asked.. "You chop the two of them, just like the onion … And the recipe is just in front of you.."

"I hate veggies.. Can't you do it ? "

"Hermione, shut up a little, you didn't want to work with the meat, I understand.. But I can not do all of this just by myself. Oh and pass me the flour please."

Harry started "working on the meat"… He coated the small cubes of meat with combined flour, salt and black pepper.

"Why are you helping me ?" he asked.. "In fact, I think you're doing most of the job, I can not cook at all as you can see.."

"No.. why did you slit her stomach, why are you learning the Dark Arts, why are you getting revenge for me ?"

"Do you remember when you came to Ron and me? When you had found out the truth about everything ? Well.. I think I felt guilty.. After all, I was supposed to be smart right.. I should have figured all of that out.. And.. I realized everything that I lived was quite a lie too..

But most of all.. I found everything just a little too good.. I mean.. you were the powerful one, I was the smartest.. I had always been smart but I just wondered if.. if it was my life..

In the beginning, I just wanted to help you.. getting your revenge.. But I understood that I was a lie too.. It was just too good to be true.. the smart muggle born witch, harry potter's best friend.. Ron Weasley, the poor muggle lover pureblood, best friend of Harry Potter.. Harry Potter.. The boy who lived.. raised by a family that hated his guts..

Either you were broken, either your heart was as hard as a rock.. That's where I come.. Without best friends, you would have been a weapon, for the other team in the game.. On top of that, the male best friend was an actor.. I was perfect..

Only thing that I didn't completely understood back then was that I had been manipulated too... By everyone.. I don't know how.. but before, I was not my real self.. I grew up differently.. All this shit about helping you with Voldemort.. well, I didn't do it just for a stupid challenge or to be able to prove myself.. I did it because somehow, I was starting to like all of that.. the blood.. It's kind of weird.. I know..

Anyway, I never went to Voldy because, He hated my guts and I didn't really like to pick out someone and kill them.. so I made myself beleive that it was normal that I was not her… but the girl that can kill is me.. She was hidden.. waiting for something worthy of her appearance.. That day, when you explained everything, I changed, she took over me, I took over me..

But it was still too easy.. I didn't know what I was doing.. she did.. And around our seventh year, "She" was no more It was me, I or myself.

.. I knew you wanted revenge. I knew you couldn't do it by yourself and I knew I'd love to get revenge with you.. And here we are, in your aunt's house making some Bœuf Bourgignon"

They didn't talk that much after that.. Both looking lost in their thinking. They just prepared the meal in silence..

"It ready.. I think they are going to arrive soon, we'd better change our appearances.." he said taking his wand. With a flick and an incantation that the narrator wasn't close enough to hear, they were transformed. Where Hermione had once been, there was Petunia Dursley and "Harry" was now a much older man.

"Okay, now, we could prepare something to eat, don't you think ? hum.. what about two omelets ?" he asked. "Whatever you want, but do it quickly, we're late, they can be arriving at any moment now." She answered looking through the window..

(later)

"Petunia, I am pleased to say that this dinner was delicious." Victor Roberts, the Dursley's guest said.

"Yes mom, it was wow, you should cook like that all the time. I loved this meat and the sauce.. everything was.. a delight." added the son.

"Thank you.. It required a little help from Victor, before you arrived, and from myself or.." she laughed " I almost let it slip.. He came with a surprise. We shall discuss it after the dessert, we're having mango sorbet ( A.N : I love that.. if you never had any go buy some !), my favorite one.

They were eating the desert in silence when the telephone rang.

-Vernon speaking( AN hey if he wouldn't be saying that well, put the phrase you want in here lol)

-Good evening Mister Dursley, it is Victor Roberts. I am really sorry, I offer you my sincere apologies, I just woke up… It seems I have been ill lately.. My wife didn't know we were having a meeting today so she didn't call..

Humm Mister Dursley ?

-Yes

-Well, I hope you didn't give yourself too much trouble.. over this.. Once again I offer you my apologies. Good bye.

-Yes, good bye..

He hanged up, went in the kitchen and came back with a knife.. The same knife Mya had previously used to crave her name in the older woman's stomach.

"Don't you dare approach my wife and son.. WHO EVER YOU ARE" he screamed looking at the false Victor.

"Oh, why.. Don't you trust me ? We spent almost four hours together, in your house. Do you see anyone hurt ? No.. Why should you be afraid of me ?" Victor asked.

" You are not who you want me to believe you are… you are a .. a .." he started.

" a man ? an elephant perhaps.. a woman maybe.. it is true that all man should wish to have the grace of woman but come on…" the other laughed.

"No a wizard"

A strange sound was heard.. Duddy had fainted.. The reader must remember that Dudley Dursley was attacked by dementors when he was younger.. And.. he never really and fully recovered from his wounds, the poor kid.

"Holly fuck (AN.don't want to freak anyone out by saying that, if I did sorry) I thought, you would never notice.. Three fucking hours and forty eight minutes Pretending to be someone I never even met in my all life.. I thought I'd never see the end of it."

"Anyway I'll give you three guesses, one for each of you.. Simple question, who am I ? Hey don't look that frightened, I am not going to bite !"

"Silence, silence, wonderful silence, please talk.. It's not that difficult.. Okay, I'll give you a hint.. I'm too nice for my own good.. hint number one : I am a wizard, you know me."

"Wake up sleepy heads ! You will go to sleep if you want after I'm finished with you.. Oh you're messing up everything.. but I'm going to tell you. I am Mr Roberts.. Well I changed my name, before, I went by the name of mister Potter.. You know the one you locked up under those stairs.."

I know everything now. I know about the money and Dumbledore and hell I know that you're a freaking squib too.. You've done your job.. "break the boy, so we will show him what is good, we will give him an adoptive family, the Weasleys..", "break the boy, so we will use him".. "break the boy and we will give you the power every squib want"..

"Hey, I'll tell you something, you may have started to brake me.. But your reward for that won't be power, it will be death.. But before, I shall let you see what you will leave behind.."

"First of all, the charm we used to mask our real appearances will wear off soon.. We " he laughed " because I am not alone, you know them right, your own wife.. The one front of you is my best friend.. What you see in front of you is a charm.. The same I used.. Dursley, meet Hermione."

"Now that the presentation are made, I'm going to tell you what will happen. In an hour, you will be dead. Before your death, you will see your wife. One last time.. but, I must tell you, the last thing you will see is not her, well, not entirely.. just a bite one would say.. then, I'll kill you.. Your death will alarm the Order that will arrive just in time to witness your son's sanity going away. Forgive me, I forgot, we have to leave a trace.. Well two.. Oh and no.. I'm too kind. And your wife screamed too much for my ears today, I will be able to hear that again without going deaf" he laughed..

"Ah the charm wore off… So tell me.. Do you think I'm handsome ? Because, I'm going to party tonight and I think that I'll bring a girl home tonight.. Want them to like what they see you know.."

"Am I boring you ? sorry.. Mya don't you want to talk ?"

"My pleasure" the girl said, " I was going to fall asleep… like the the cutie (laugh) said, we're going to show you your wife.. well if there's any left.."

She walked toward the dinner table and looked briefly at the plates.

" Well, I know the human beings don't digest that fast so if you try to puke, maybe, you'll see some of her.."

"Hey don't turn violet, it was only her leg.."

(later)

No light in the house.. A smell.. the bœuf bourgignon.. he seemed to remember.. he does not seem to know why he lay on the cold floor. He looks around and see no one. He looks frightened yet confused. Why we ask ourselves.

He gets up.. slowly.. switch on the light..

Then he sees.. his father, dead. His mother, on a big plate, sauce on her body, her right leg is missing.. there is a plate.. pasta, sauce, meat. A card..

He reads

It smells good, you said so yourself, it tastes good, I did not have some but, your compliments were enough to enjoy. How do you like your mom ?

well that's it.. dark that will be the darkest, well maybe not..

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