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From Sanada

sanada rikkaidai. co. jp

Atobe. Sanada here. Please restraint your singles two player from feeding Marui Bunta anymore. My team mate is getting FAT. If you are unable to control him, I am sorry but Akutagawa Jirou would be banned from approaching fifty meters of Marui. For the welfare of Rikkaidai, I will not hesitate to sic Kirihara on him, thus do stop Akutagawa if you wish him to remain relatively unharmed. Thank you.

Sanada

From Tezuka tezukatennis jp

Atobe, I am not interested in visiting the hot spring with you. Nor a vacation to USA. And I definitely do NOT want to visit your well furnished home in Tokyo, Kyoto or Osaka. I sincerely thank you for your kind offers. Please do not email me with anything that does not pertain to relevant situations.

Tezuka

From Kantoku

sakaki musica. org

Atobe. Please firmly discipline Gakuto and Oshitari. Inform them that if they wish to partake in more public display of affections, the chemistry supply storage room is not the most discrete place. I am afraid the chemistry teacher has been quite a nuisance. While I would close one eye to their extracurricular activities, I will not tolerate complains from the less understanding majority. A hundred laps will be sufficient.

Kantoku

From Unknown

Mizuki seiruldoph. edu. co. jp

Ah, is this the illustrious Atobe Keigo? This is Mizuki Hajime of Sei Rudolph. We have been waiting for somebody with an impact as strong as yours in the tennis scene. Would you like to join us at Sei Rudolph? I will assure you that you can reach even greater heights with us. We are also interesting in Hiyoshi-kun and Ootori-kun. Please extend our offer to them. We await your positive reply.

Yours faithfully,

Mizuki

From Fuji

Syusuke ilovecactuar. co. jp

Ano, Atobe-san could you please inform Akutagawa-san to stop sending me cactus? While I do like them a lot, my room is starting to resemble a desert and has become extremely hazardous for Tezuka to maneuver in. Tezuka do not like cactus very much. I have tried to contact Akutagawa-san but he had not been replying to phone calls, emails or letters. Sorry for any inconveniences caused.

Fuji

From Unknown

Kamio rythmnnation. com

Atobe! Who the hell are you asked I?!? I AM KAMIO AKIRA! THE GUY THAT PLAYED AGAINST YOU AND KABAJI WITH MOMOSHIRO AT THE OUTDOOR TENNIS COURTS!! HOW CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER ME!!?

KAMIO AKIRA - REMEMBER ME.

From Tezuka

tezukatennis yahoo. co. jp

Atobe, I do not consider an invitation for a tennis retreat of a very relevant issue. My reply is no. By the way, I believe the request was to please ask Akutagawa to not send any more cacti, not send more. Even I have been injured by cactus, with the proliferation of cactus in Fuji's room. If not, I can foresee Inui Sadaharu of Seigaku will soon succeed in developing Cactus juice that will enter Hyotei's water source. Just for your information, some Inui juice has much adverse reactions. Do consider your next course of action carefully

Tezuka

From Sanada

sanada rikkaidai .co .jp

I meant all forms of edibles including drinks and sweets and especially bubblegum. Do not entice Marui with anymore green apple bubblegum. It is not honorable to advantage of Marui who cannot resist sugary edibles.

Sanada