Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh...or the song Chopsticks or even the song Twinkle Twinkle Little Star...
It was a beautiful day, the sun was high in the sky and so was a kite. Although it was a great day, the only one thing that made it bad was Ryou. Bakura was going mad… crazy… like, literally pulling his hair out and twitching crazy.
"You play that song one more time andI'll-I'll," Bakura began.
Although Ryou was listening to his yami, he started playing the song again. Bakura ran out of the house and down the street.
"The song chopsticks, you've justgotta love it," Ryou said as the sounds of his yami screaming died as he dissapeared down the road.
Bakura was still running down the street. "Why did I steal that piano?" He asked himself.
Bakura ran all the way to his not-so-good friend's house. He knocked on the door.
"Hi, gotta go bye!"Yami said quickly and then ran out the door screaming.
"What's wrong with him?" Bakura then heard a piano "No, not Yugi too!"
Bakura didn't hesitate to follow afte Yami. Yugi then picked up the phone and pushed some numbers.
"Hello, Malik Ishtar speaking."
"Hey Malik, it's Yugi."
"How are you?"
"I'm good. Now listen closely…"
Back to Bakura and Yami
"So… were are we going?" Bakura asked Yami, still running.
"To the Ishtar's place.There's no way we'd hear that Ra damned song there."
The two yamis stopped and Yami knocked on the door.
"Ah! The Pharaoh and the thief. Just who we wanted to see. Malik want's to show you guy's something. Come on in."
Marik lead the two yamis into the living room. Sitting at a shiny black piano, was a smiling Malik.
"Yay! An audience! Sit down guys! I've only just started learning. But I think it's okay."
Yami and Bakura stared in shock as he began to play.
"Wait a minute… this isn't that Ra damned song…"
"It's…"
"Mary had a little lamb." Malik finished. Just as the two yamis began to relax, Malik and Marik smirked.
"Play the other one Malik."
"Okay!" Came the cheerful reply as he played the notes.
"What? Nooooooo!"The tworan out of the house screaming.
Yami and Bakura ran to the park and asked themselves why they had given their hikari's those piano's. It didn't even cross their minds that Marik hadn't been driven crazy by the music. Bakura and Yami went to their houses and the hikari's were still home, playing their pianos.The two screamed.
"Ahhhh!" Bakura woke up from his dream.
"Bakura, Bakura!" Ryou exclaimed, "Look at what I can play on the piano you stole for me!" Bakura jumped out of the chair he had been sleeping in and ran out of the house and crashed into a screaming Yami, who took off down the road.
"Awww… and I thought Bakura would have liked twinkle, twinkle little star too," Ryou pouted as he sat at the piano and began to play.
AN: I hope you liked it and please review.