But our diva is so delightful
And since we need lots more dough,
See the show!
See the show!
See the show!
Carlotta:
I've been the star of the show for six seasons
For God knows whatever reasons
I'll throw a tantrum if you don't go
See the show!
See the show!
See the show!
Meg: (clinging onto Raoul's arm)
When we finally kiss goodnight
(she puckers her lips and holds mistletoe over their heads)
Raoul: Eugh! (runs off)
Erik: (sighs deeply) Those aren't even the words to our song...
Christine: (shoving Meg out of the way) My turn!
When the curtains close for the night
Audience: (gets up to leave)
Christine: (shouting)
BUT WAIT, NOT YET! THERE'S STILL MORE!
Audience: (frightened, sits back down)
Christine: (grinning brightly)
The doors are all locked up tight
So stick around for the final encore!
Company: Ooooooh though Carlotta -
Carlotta: Wait a minute!
Company: Um... Though the Phantom -
Erik: (glares) Watch it!
Company: Though the lyrics to the songs are frightening
We hope it's been enlightening
Mercifully, the show's over now!
Take a bow!
Take a bow!
Take a bow!
(bows and blows kisses to the audience)
Audience: (skeedadles out of there as fast as possible)
Raoul: Well... I think that went well, don't you?
(everyone tackles him)
Raoul:Ouch! Hey! What did I do?!?
FIN!