The Diaries of Ginny and Draco
Sep. 1
Dear Diary,
I just had a dream about Harry. It was really upsetting. I can't exactly remember, but it had something to do with Harry being fat and yelling at me. Hmmm. I have to analyze this. Let me go get a flower. Ok, I love him, I love him not, I love him, I love him not….OOOO I LOVE HIM!!!!!! Anyways, I have to go get ready….I have to look good for when Harry sees me on the Hogwarts Express in a couple of hours.
Love, Ginny
Sep. 1
Book,
Oh joy. I shall be able to acquaint myself with the likes of Crabbe and Goyle within a few hours. Lucious made me start writing in you because one day, some one will want to read about the life of Draco Malfoy, only heir of Lucious Malfoy. Ok, person of the future. Read: I am Draco Malfoy. I am the most handsome and charming male of Hogwarts. All of the females are in love with me. They follow me around everywhere. Except for the losers, Mudblood and Female Weasley, who follow Potter. And a couple others from the Gryffindor house. Well, I couldn't possibly even think about wanting stupid Gryffindors stalking me. Yes, let them follow Potter. And, let the people from Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw follow Potter. They are all ugly, just like him. Potter Potter Potter. He will die one day. Yes, he will. I will make him die. Just because Potter was HIT with a wand of Voldemort's doesn't make him a hero. He doesn't even like girls. Look at Mudblood and Female Weasley following him around with their mouths hanging open. Honestly, is he BLIND? He's homosexual. He and Weasley are both homosexuals together. YES THEY'RE GAY. DID YOU SEE THAT, PERSON OF THE FUTURE? YES, LET IT BE KNOWN THAT HARRY POTTER AND RON WEASLEY ARE HOMOSEXUALS…TOGETHER! I must take my leave, book dearest, to make plans for making Potter's and Weasley's lives miserable.
Until next time, Draco.