Disclaimer: I do not own Beyblade, but I do own my OC's (Sierra and Maxi)


Thanks to Genna, Mystic-pip, Tailsy101, Diamond Core, annoying talking animal, Hutchy, and Amanda for R&R-ing!

Chapter 6: The Wedding, at long last

Tyson could hear "Here Comes the Bride" playing in the background. He stood at the altar in the church beside his best man Daiichi, and his 4 ushers, Max, Ray, Kai, and Kenny, all chosen by Hilary.

He saw Hilary slowly walking down the aisle, closely followed by her maid of honor Brigitte and her 4 bridesmaids, Elise, Liz, Julia, and Sarah (A/N: don't ask. I made them all up) .

In the audience, Sierra was watching nervously. Tyson spotted her and smiled at her. Sierra blushed and sank down a little in her seat. Wait, what am I doing? She thought. I want him to see me, don't I?

Back at the altar, Tyson was getting even more nervous. He saw Sierra, and although he didn't even know her name yet, he thought he might have a crush on her. She's pretty…I like Hilary though…wait, stop thinking like that Tyson! You're not supposed to like Hilary right now. You're supposed to be getting out of here, because even though you like Hilary, you don't like her this much! Tyson got his mind back on track.

Well, almost. No matter what, he couldn't get his mind off (or his eyes apparently) the girl sitting in the third row of the audience.

" Tyson…Tyson…Earth to Tyson…" Max teased.

" So you like Sierra, hmm Tyson?" Daiichi said.

" What? I don't know any Sierras!" Tyson snapped back to reality.

" Yes you do…" Daiichi pointed to the girl, who was wearing a sparkly baby blue halter top and a black mini skirt, sitting in the third row of the audience that Tyson had being thinking about and staring at for the past 5 minutes.

(A/N: That was a long sentence)

" Oh…I…um…well…" Tyson tried to think of a way to change the subject.

" Look at me, I'm Men in Black!" he exclaimed, pulling a random pair of black sunglasses out of his pocket. He really did look like one of those Men in Black too, because he was wearing a tux.

(A/N: That was my favourite part, and where the title came from)

Daiichi, Max, Kenny, and Ray sweatdropped, while Kai just "hn-ed" like he usually does.

In the audience, Sierra and her friends were laughing their heads off.

Hilary, still walking down the aisle, fumed in anger. However, she calmed down when she remembered why she was walking down this random aisle.

(A/N: It wasn't actually a random aisle, but since Hilary forgot where she was for a second, to her it seemed to be random for a second.)

So when Hilary finally got to the altar, the priest began his speech.

"…Dearly Beloved…" The priest continued. Then one of Sierra's friends, named Maxi, burst into fits of laughter, for reasons known only to her mind. The priest completely ignored her and continued,

" Do you, Hilary, take Tyson Granger to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, in sickness or health, to love and to cherish, 'till death do you part?" (A/N: Sorry if I got that wrong!)

" I do." Hilary stated, with no hesitation.

" Do you, Tyson, take Hilary to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, through sickness and health, to love and to cherish, 'till death do you part?" The priest asked Tyson the same questions.

" I…I…I…" Tyson had no idea of what to say. If he said no, Hilary would probably kill him, or, at best, never speak to him again! If he said yes, he'd be stuck spending the rest of his life with Hilary! (Like she'd let him get a divorce)

He glanced at Hilary, who looked nervous yet annoyed with him at the same time.

He then glanced at his friends, AKA ushers, who just looked at him sympathetically, minus Kai, who just "hn-ed" again. Whole lotta help you guys are…Tyson thought about his friends.

He then glanced at Sierra, who looked even more nervous than Hilary did. What's she nervous for? She doesn't even know me, or Hilary!

He didn't know he'd said that out loud, so it came as a surprise when Kai uttered,

"Did you ever consider that she likes you? God Tyson, for a world champ, you sure are stupid."

Sierra, being only in the third row, heard this, and sunk down lower in her seat, for she knew this was true. (The liking part, not the stupidity part.) Maybe it was his blue hair, or maybe it was his oddly coloured eyes, but she knew it was more likely to be his personality. It was quite like hers she found.

(She's not a stalker, she had just seen him around a few times, and seen him on TV)

She had a really funny feeling that he liked her back, and she always went with her funny-feelings, so she shot him a glance that clearly showed that she was sympathetic for him, yet she still didn't want him to marry Hilary.

(A/N: Don't ask me how you can shoot a sympathetic glance...)

Tyson shot her back a glance that said " Ugh, what do I do?"

She returned that glance with another glance that said "Please, oh please, don't."

And on and on it went, those two giving each other weird glances, the ushers (minus Kai) and the bridesmaids chatting in the background, Hilary being nervous, Kai "hn-ing," and the priest getting really bored.

Finally, at precisely midnight (A/N: Ooh, freaky), Tyson made his decision, helped by Sierra and her glances.

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo" Tyson exclaimed randomly.

The priest ran away in terror, and Hilary slapped him across the face and left in anger, closely followed by her bridesmaids.

The whole audience except for Sierra and her friends, fled the chapel from the supposedly insane boy.

Tyson's ushers, minus Kai, just stood there in awe of the power of randomness. Kai "hn-ed," rather loudly this time.

"Hey! I didn't get to say I don't yet!" Tyson protested.

A/N: Wow, it just keeps on getting weirder... But I think the weirdness stops here.

This story is already way longer than it was supposed to be. Some people want me continue, so I'll try to make minor changes, and hopefully I'll get some inspiration for a new chapter!

Until then, let's hope Sierra and Tyson get along, and that Hilary doesn't kill Tyson!

Please continue to submit reviews, even though this story is most likely finished. As you probably already know, I love reviews!

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