Disclaimer: See chapter 1.
Note: Thanks to Ivory Tower and nienna-yavetil for the reviews! I draw an intense energy from reviews. Writing this is fun because I just adore destroying every ounce of dignity these characters had. I also decided to include some references to a wonderful animated webcomic known as "Teen Girl Squad". It's something on Homestar Runner. It's so funny that you laugh so hard you wanna puke. I hope you guys enjoy this chapter enough to REVIEW!
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Finally, Frodo and Sam reached Delia's. The colorful and brightly- lit sign above the entrance was enticing. They hurried inside.
Inside, the lights were even brighter and obnoxious pop music blared from the speakers. Frodo clung to Sam as a sales person with a smile even more shiny than the lights walked over and told them about the wonderful sale that make shirts that were over priced to begin with a little less over priced.
Sam smiled and nodded as he dragged Frodo out of harm's way.
"Whew! That was close!" Sam wiped his brow.
"Indeed it was, my Sam. But all this horror must be endured to be sure that we have the latest fashions! Look! There are the fuzzy pants!" Frodo ran as fast as he could to the rack holding the fuzzy pants.
"Oh! Mr. Frodo, that pink would look stunning with your blue eyes!"
"Indeed it would, Samwise! I must try it on!" Frodo tossed the pair of pink pants over his arm with a flourish.
Within a half-hour, Frodo and Sam had 4 salespeople following them around the story carrying all the clothes that they wanted to try one. They paraded into the dressing room.
"My Sam! Does this shirt really go with these pants?"
"Hmmm, I think this light green would go a bit better."
Frodo tried on the pale green halter-top and twirled to get a good look in the mirror, "Sam! This outfit? So good or no good?"
Sam looked up from fiddling with the buttons on a sweater, "SOOOO GOOD!"
Frodo and Sam giggled.
After many more outfits were tried on and rejected, Sam and Frodo settled on 3 ensembles each. Their prized finds were the fuzzy pants and they each bought a pair, Frodo in pink and Sam in yellow. They got matching tops in the same colors. Ohhhh, they were looking fine!
They paid and left the store. Frodo and Sam started arguing again about where to go next when they saw Merry and Pippin walk into a video game store.
Note: Thanks to Ivory Tower and nienna-yavetil for the reviews! I draw an intense energy from reviews. Writing this is fun because I just adore destroying every ounce of dignity these characters had. I also decided to include some references to a wonderful animated webcomic known as "Teen Girl Squad". It's something on Homestar Runner. It's so funny that you laugh so hard you wanna puke. I hope you guys enjoy this chapter enough to REVIEW!
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Finally, Frodo and Sam reached Delia's. The colorful and brightly- lit sign above the entrance was enticing. They hurried inside.
Inside, the lights were even brighter and obnoxious pop music blared from the speakers. Frodo clung to Sam as a sales person with a smile even more shiny than the lights walked over and told them about the wonderful sale that make shirts that were over priced to begin with a little less over priced.
Sam smiled and nodded as he dragged Frodo out of harm's way.
"Whew! That was close!" Sam wiped his brow.
"Indeed it was, my Sam. But all this horror must be endured to be sure that we have the latest fashions! Look! There are the fuzzy pants!" Frodo ran as fast as he could to the rack holding the fuzzy pants.
"Oh! Mr. Frodo, that pink would look stunning with your blue eyes!"
"Indeed it would, Samwise! I must try it on!" Frodo tossed the pair of pink pants over his arm with a flourish.
Within a half-hour, Frodo and Sam had 4 salespeople following them around the story carrying all the clothes that they wanted to try one. They paraded into the dressing room.
"My Sam! Does this shirt really go with these pants?"
"Hmmm, I think this light green would go a bit better."
Frodo tried on the pale green halter-top and twirled to get a good look in the mirror, "Sam! This outfit? So good or no good?"
Sam looked up from fiddling with the buttons on a sweater, "SOOOO GOOD!"
Frodo and Sam giggled.
After many more outfits were tried on and rejected, Sam and Frodo settled on 3 ensembles each. Their prized finds were the fuzzy pants and they each bought a pair, Frodo in pink and Sam in yellow. They got matching tops in the same colors. Ohhhh, they were looking fine!
They paid and left the store. Frodo and Sam started arguing again about where to go next when they saw Merry and Pippin walk into a video game store.