Disclaimer: To note, I don't own X-Box or any of its games. In fact, I detest the X-Box. Gamecube all the way!
Note: Enjoy and please REVIEW!
Frodo Sam gasped in delight and ran over to show their friends their finds. They came across Merry browsing through X-Box games and Pippin selecting controllers.
"Merry! Pippin!" Frodo tackled Merry in a hug.
"Get off of me!" Merry struggled from Frodo's death strangle.
"What are you doing here?" asked Sam.
"Getting a game called 'Halo,'" replied Merry.
"Yeah! Gimli told us about these massive tournaments that the Dwarves have. Like 40 of them playing all at once. We wanna start playing with the Hobbits," explained Pippin.
Frodo looked at them as though they were insane, "Why would you want to blow your money on that?"
Pippin sighed and rolled his eyes, "Because it's FUN! Duh!"
Sam whipped out a skirt he bought. "Not as fun as clothes!"
Merry regarded the skirt critically, "Sam, you realize that you are holding a skirt? Men Hobbits don't wear skirts... DUDE! Not even a female Hobbit would wear a skirt that scandalous!"
"I'm a trendsetter!" sneered Sam.
Frodo jumped between Sam and Merry, "Girls! Girls! Can't we settle our differences peacefully?"
Pippin snerked, "He called you a girl, Merry!"
Merry screamed bloody murder and the nerd behind the cashier stand ducked and covered. Merry lunged at Frodo and Sam, but Pippin caught him round the neck.
"You're a filthy whore, Samwise Gamgee! A FILTHY WHORE!"
Pippin clasped a hand over Merry's mouth before he could spew more insults and dragged him to the counter to pay for an X-Box, 4 controllers and Halo.
Frodo tried to comfort Sam, who was holding back tears. "My Sam! He's just in a cranky mood. He doesn't know what he's talking about. And he's jealous of your lovely legs! You're gorgeous!" Frodo patted Sam on the back.
Sam smiled shakily, "You're gorgeous too, Mr. Frodo."
They hugged.
They stood in the doorway as Pippin shoved a still-fuming Merry out of the store. "See you later, guys!" he called on the way out.
Frodo and Sam waved as they disappeared inside the elevator.
Note: Enjoy and please REVIEW!
Frodo Sam gasped in delight and ran over to show their friends their finds. They came across Merry browsing through X-Box games and Pippin selecting controllers.
"Merry! Pippin!" Frodo tackled Merry in a hug.
"Get off of me!" Merry struggled from Frodo's death strangle.
"What are you doing here?" asked Sam.
"Getting a game called 'Halo,'" replied Merry.
"Yeah! Gimli told us about these massive tournaments that the Dwarves have. Like 40 of them playing all at once. We wanna start playing with the Hobbits," explained Pippin.
Frodo looked at them as though they were insane, "Why would you want to blow your money on that?"
Pippin sighed and rolled his eyes, "Because it's FUN! Duh!"
Sam whipped out a skirt he bought. "Not as fun as clothes!"
Merry regarded the skirt critically, "Sam, you realize that you are holding a skirt? Men Hobbits don't wear skirts... DUDE! Not even a female Hobbit would wear a skirt that scandalous!"
"I'm a trendsetter!" sneered Sam.
Frodo jumped between Sam and Merry, "Girls! Girls! Can't we settle our differences peacefully?"
Pippin snerked, "He called you a girl, Merry!"
Merry screamed bloody murder and the nerd behind the cashier stand ducked and covered. Merry lunged at Frodo and Sam, but Pippin caught him round the neck.
"You're a filthy whore, Samwise Gamgee! A FILTHY WHORE!"
Pippin clasped a hand over Merry's mouth before he could spew more insults and dragged him to the counter to pay for an X-Box, 4 controllers and Halo.
Frodo tried to comfort Sam, who was holding back tears. "My Sam! He's just in a cranky mood. He doesn't know what he's talking about. And he's jealous of your lovely legs! You're gorgeous!" Frodo patted Sam on the back.
Sam smiled shakily, "You're gorgeous too, Mr. Frodo."
They hugged.
They stood in the doorway as Pippin shoved a still-fuming Merry out of the store. "See you later, guys!" he called on the way out.
Frodo and Sam waved as they disappeared inside the elevator.