Disclaimer: Don't own anything.

Note: Sorry this chapter's so short. And, just to letcha know, I don't mean any disrespect to punks. They're a cool folk. Enjoy the story and PLEASE REVIEW!!!

After shopping for so long, Frodo and Sam had worked up quite an appetite.

Sam rubbed his gurgling belly. "Mr. Frodo, I think it might be wise to get some food in us soon."

"But what about Old Navy?!" Frodo immediately asked, doe-eyed.

"After lunch. I promise."

Frodo grabbed Sam's hand, "Then we are off!"

They skipped toward the food court, but Frodo got sidetracked along the way. There was a dark store. Punk rock music blared from inside. Sam snorted, "Mr. Frodo! Those clothes are certainly not your style!"

"Hot... Topic..." the words rolled off of Frodo's tongue.

"Mr. Frodo, that place does not look safe."

"Why not, my Sam?"

"Look at all the people inside. They all are wearing black! And skulls! And chains! And lots of makeup! Even more than me!"

Frodo pointed, "But look! They have shirts with Aragorn on them! And shirts with Legolas dressed up like some fruity pirate! AND JOHNNY DEPP! I WANT THE JOHNNY DEPP SHIRT!" Frodo bolted inside the store.

Sam sighed and followed. Frodo was holding the Johnny Depp shirt up to his torso, trying to figure out his size. He selected a shirt. "Well, my Sam, what do you think?"

"I dunno, Mr. Frodo. That Johnny Depp character is very shady. You never know what he'll do next."

"Yes, and that makes him even more dreamy!" Frodo giggled.

"I.... Um..... I meant that...." Sam stuttered.

Frodo playfully slapped Sam on the arm, "My Sam, you know you're way hotter than Johnny Depp. Now come with me to pay for the shirt."

Frodo crept to the cashier's stand. The Punk behind the counter looked down on him. "Can I help you?"

"I'd like this shirt, please," Frodo squeaked as he gave the shirt to the cashier.

"I'm a big Johnny Depp fan myself. I like how this shirt depicts him!" The Punk opened its black sweater to reveal that it was wearing the same shirt.

"Nice!" complimented Frodo as he handed the Punk some money.

"Thank you! Have a nice day now!" The Punk gave Frodo his change and Frodo and Sam skipped out of the store.

"Well, that was very nice!" said Sam.

"See, My Sam, Johnny Depp brings all sorts of people together! Now let us go get some food!"