Okay…so I gave up on my last story. Big whoop! Well actually I gave up on ideas. ; Well since today's Christmas Eve I decided to make a special Yugioh fan fic. Today I'll be writing a Christmas one and I'll have the other chapter (new years) up by Wednesday the latest. I would have it up sooner but my computer doesn't care for anyone else but it's self. Well read, review and enjoy but most of all…

Cast of YuGiOh: Have a Merry Christmas!!!

…Or as I would say, have a Happy Chrismahunukwanzzakuh!!!

-Psychotic Phreak

Disclaimer: I don't own yugioh…only this fan fic and my computer –smacks computer-… I rather own YuGiOh…--

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-A Weird Beginning-

It was a noisy day in the city of Domino. Mostly because it was Christmas Eve and almost everyone was catching up on their holiday shopping. Everything was so merry and joyous. Nothing could possibly ruin anyone's day. Everyone was so happy and jolly. Well not everyone that is…

"I can't believe you knocked Santa out!!!" Tea screamed.

"Well how was I supposed to know that Santa was the real thing?" Joey questioned.

Yugi sighed, "Joey, that was the Santa that WORKED at the mall…"

"Oh"

"So now we have to pick one of us to be Santa, Santa's helper, and the elf," Bakura said.

Everyone looked at each other and at the two Yamis that looked very annoyed.

"So how are we going to solve this?" Yami suddenly asked.

The group of 8 (Yugi, Yami, Bakura, Yami Bakura, Joey, Tristan, Tea, and Duke) started to think. Suddenly Tristan shot his hand up.

" I know. We can draw straws. There will be two straws one short and one slightly shorter than that. Whoever draws the short one has to be Santa. While the one who draws that slightly shorter one has to be Santa's helper. Then from there we'll just vote off whoever should be the elf."

"I'm not drawing anything," Yami Bakura stated.

"I'm with the tomb robber. I say make Joey the Santa" Yami said, "Whatever happened to the elf and Santa's helper?"

"I don't know, but they disappeared shortly after Santa ended up in the hospital" Duke said.

"Damn! I didn't know I was dat good!" Joey said to himself

"Yami, you and my yami have to be in it because then it wouldn't be fair." Bakura pleaded, "And besides…" Bakura started a mind link with his Yami, "Maybe Yami will be stuck with the job of Santa!"

"I'm in!!!!" Yami Bakura nearly shouted.

After Yami Bakura threatened to kill Yugi, Yami finally gave in to being part of it. The group got straws and put Tristan in charge of 'trimming' them. After for what seemed like an eternity, Tristan held out the straws. Everyone picked one straw and then showed it to everyone. You could say that some were surprised at who got the job of Santa…but I'd be lying. Lets just say they were scared as hell…

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!! DO I LOOK LIKE I SHOULD BE YOUR FUCKING SANTA?!? I ONLY AGREED TO DO THIS TO SEE THE PHARAOH DRESS UP LIKE A GIANT RED SACK OF CRAP!!!" Yami Bakura yelled

"Can any good come of this?" Yugi asked Bakura

"Nope" Bakura replied. Yami just took one look at Yami Bakura and stated laughing his ass off. Suddenly Yami Bakura grabbed Yami by the jacket collar and said, "Wanna make something of it Pharaoh?!? I'll be more than happy to castrate you in front of everyone right n-oh what's this?" Yami Bakura picked up Yami's hand to reveal a slightly shorter straw.

"Guess you're my slave huh Pharaoh?"

Yami looked confused for a second. Then he looked at his hand. He couldn't believe it. Out of rage he broke free from Yami Bakura's grasp. "This is a hoax!!! I can't work FOR the tomb robber!!! Heck, I'm his master. Do you know what that means? That means that I rule over him…and all you peasants!!!"

Yami Bakura just stood there unfazed by his outburst. "Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say"

"Okay?" Tea interrupted, "Now that we got that over with any doubts about this pai-"

"YES" Yami interrupted

"Besides the deranged spirit?" Tea continued annoyed

"Nope none whatsoever" Everyone seemed to reply in unison.

"So out of curiosity, who's going to be the elf?" Yugi asked

Everyone looked at each other and said, " You"

"Why?"

"Cuz you're small enough" Joey snickered

"Huh?! Oh no there is no way you guys are going to make me work with dumb and dumber! Guys? GUYS?!"

-Later-

There was a long line of kids waiting to meet Santa and get their picture taken with him. At Santa's chair sat a very content spirit, and at his side was a taller, angry version of the elf.

"Hey! Slave uh…I mean 'helper' get me a glass of soda!" Yami Bakura barked.

"Why am I doing this" Yami mumbled to himself.

"I can't believe they made me do this" Yugi said to no one in particular

"Hey, slave didn't you hear my demand?!? Or do you fail to even comprehend that?!" Yami Bakura yelled a little too loudly. Yami set off for a soda. He later came back. "You're late bastard" Yami Bakura sneered while he took the soda. Suddenly he spit the soda out…all over Yami. "This shits hot!! I specifically said cold you good for nothing bastard!!!"

Yami was staring to crack, so he started mocking Yami Bakura, "I specifically said cold…No you didn't you fucking piece of shit!"

Yami Bakura threw the cup at Yami and Yami dodged it and ran to push Yami Bakura off the chair and started punching him repeatedly. All the children gasped. The gang just stood there speechless. The two spirits were fighting, punching, kicking…and yes even biting each other just because they hated each other. Soon enough everyone heard a scream in their direction. Yami Bakura held a knife in his hand.

"Take one more step and you'll be 6ft under and no one will ever see or hear from you again!!!"

"I'd like to see you try!" Yami shot back. Just then the security guards came and held back an angry Santa on one side and an angry elf-like creature on the other.

"You wouldn't really do that Santa would you?" one kid said

"You'd be surprised," Yami Bakura said.

Tea shot Yami Bakura a death glare and told him to sush. Suddenly one of the police officers came up to Yugi and Bakura and said, " Hey uh, do you two youngsters know these two freaking lunatics?"

Yugi and Bakura looked at each other and then Yugi replied, " Uh…we never saw them before in our lives."

"Yeah, umm…I just saw them today trying to impersonate us," Bakura said. Yami and Yami Bakura looked at them in shock.

"Why does everyone always say that about me?!?" Yami Bakura yelled

"Why you lousy good for nothing-" Yami started to say but was roughly cut off by one of the officers. "C'mon we're going downtown."

"Uhh…Yug?" Joey started

"Wha?"

"Uh…how do you suppose that they're going to get home?"

"Easy, they can't last 2 seconds alone with each other. When they get paired up in a jail cell together, I know that one of them will end up cracking and will try and kill the other. Somehow they'll end up using shadow magic and break down a wall of the jail cell. When they see that they're out of jail they'll settle their differences and find their way home…either that or get lost."

"That's nice…I guess."

"C'mon guys lets go home."

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Psycho Phreak- Soooo…how'd ya like?

Yami- Nice I guess…but why'd I have to get nearly pelted with a cup and be that tomb robbers slave?

Psycho Phreak- Uhh… review!!

Yami- Hey! You didn't answer my question!!!