The Ten Commandments

We don't own Sweep, it owns us. Creepy......

Sky's POV

"Hi Bree, hi everyone, well this is the flat, I'm going to be gone like all the time so ill just leave all you teenagers here to trash the place, make out and have peoples evil relations come and kill everyone." Brees dad said quickly before leaving Bree a few million pounds to last her the day. Whatever where's the coffee?? Must get coffee. Coffee good for Sky. Make Sky happy. Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee...........a cupboard! People keep coffee in cupboards right? Must get coffee. Yes coffee!

Brees POV

Hhhmmm should Sky be drinking so much coffee? I'm not sure but I think it might have a slightly weird affect on her. Call me forgetful but I'm sure I don't remember her vibrating like that. Anyway I better get to the reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly important stuff HOW CAN ROBBIE NOT LOVE MY HAIR!!!!! How could you not like this. It's the fashion. Or so said the dodgy guy cutting my hair. Its bleached blonde, green highlights, spiked up and he put this stuff in it he called "mud." I've heard of that stuff. Its special stuff for your skin, well it was brown and clumpy. He also called it dirt. Weird. Besides all we do is make out, and you can't see my hair then. Is he embrassed by me. I am popular. What if Robbies right. What if when I go back to Widows Vale no one likes it and I'm not popular and I'll have no friends and have a cold and I'll, its too horrible, have to, have to join... THE SCIENCE CLUB. Of course, what the hell does Robbie know about fashion. Hes had the worst things on his face for the past... emm. Long time

Mary Ks POV

Now to sort through all my TOOTHBRUSHES!!! This bathroom can hold about a thousand................but what if some one steals them!!!!! No that cant happen, Morgan doesn't think I know but weird things have been going on, that night I was at the movies I remember weird stuff I KNOW somebody tried to steal them, I must guard the TOOTHBRUSHES. I think its time to get the teddy patrol out.....

Morgans POV

"So what are we going to do on our first night in New York?" I asked hopeing there was some easy way I could manage to go out with hunter AND go to my pole-dancing job.

"I thought we were in a giant pear?..............Or was it a banana?" Bree looked really confused. This wasn't good the last time that had happened was when the maths teacher tried to tell her 1 1 2, it didn't end well.

"Were in an apple Bree" I had to just play along right?

"What? What are you on about apples were in-"I kicked Hunter sometimes being English and all he can be really stupid but in a really sexy way right?

"So what are we going to do?" I asked before Bree head exploded with all this confusing information.

"Well I though we could go to his club, its for witches."

"Wow that sounds really cool! So we can do magic and not look like weirdoes!" Bree sounded really excited.

"Well no actually with that hair you cant do a whole lot not to look like a weirdo even magic cant help you there." Robbie said angrily. Bree looked like she was thinking really hard, no that cant be right Bree, think, no.

"I wont be able to stay for long I have to um have to go um.....investigate, yeah that's right investigate" Yes! I could pretend I was going to investigate with Hunter while I'm really sneaking out t the strip club. Or I could just go make out with Hunter..............o why do I have such hard decisions I mean screw the choosing between good and evil I have so many harder choices!

Ravens POV

"Right so we'll leave now then, who's going to look after Mary K?" Morgan asked while Mary K sorted her toothbrushes into groups.

"Ill do it!" said I said. No one reconized me as I had long pigtails a plaited skirt down to her ankles a whit blouse and huge thick glasses.

"Aaaaahhhhh!" Sky spilt her coffee.

"How the hell did this psycho get in? I thought this place had security!" Robbie cried

"Oh my god that's Raven!" Morgan yelled looking really scared. Finally! I don't look that different.

"Raven weird, Sky not happy, must drink more coffee" Sky refilled her cup for the 186th time that minute.

"Ok well just leave Raven who has clearly gone insane with my young innocent toothbrush obsessed sister then. Problem solved lets go." Morgan smiled happily. (Raven looks down at Mary K with an insane smile)

"Mary K can you teach me to be a good catholic?"

"Yeah, why not, I'll get my Bible."

(5 MINUTES LATER)

"So the 10 commandments, 1. Brush your teeth everyday. 2. Don't steal, unless its toothbrushes or to protect toothbrushes. 3. Don't kill anybody unless they are going to steal your toothbrushes!" Mary K recited

"Um why does your bible look like a dental hygiene booklet?" Raven asked

"4. DON'T QUESTION THE HOLY BIBLE!!! 5. Worship the toothbrushes."

(LATER)

"Now bow down to the great toothbrushes, oh we worship them!!"

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