Disclaimer: See Chapter 1
Note: Finally got this one to work. It was really hard because I was trying to top the last chapter. Then I realized it just couldn't be done so I did what I could with what I had. I need more store ideas because I don't want them to leave the mall yet. Maybe I'll put them in Sephora or something... Meh. Anyways, enjoy and PLEASE REVIEW.
Frodo and Sam walked boldly from the security office. They strolled by the Victoria's Secret, noses in the air. They didn't need their ladie's undies. They made a beeline for Old Navy when florescent lights started to nag at their vision.
"Spencers..." Sam looked inquisitively at the store, "Have you ever heard of it, Mr. Frodo?"
"No, I haven't. But look! Fiber optics!" Frodo ran inside, his Hobbit feet slapping against the floor as his many shopping bags flopped against his legs.
Sam followed hesitantly, something didn't feel right about this place, but he couldn't put his finger on it.
Frodo was staring doe-eyed at one of those fiber optic bush-like thingies. The colored light suddenly changed from blue to orange and he ooo-ed and aah-ed. Sam shook his head and began exploring the shelves.
Rude bumper stickers, tikis and action figures sent him on somewhat of a sensory overload and he stumbled into a dark corner...
Meanwhile Frodo had moved onto one of those crystal balls that have the energy coming out of the center, and when you put your finger on the glass, the energy merges into one big bolt and follows your finger around. Frodo kept giggling and putting his finger to the glass.
Sam started to regain his bearings in the dark corner as his eyes adjusted. He stared at the shelves above him and saw... MR. FRODO STARING RIGHT BACK. A doll fashioned in Frodo's likeness was grinning madly and scaring the bajeezus out of Sam. Sam screamed the fell backwards... onto a display of sixteen-inch Legolas action figures. He fell flat to the floor and came face to face with an Aragorn poster. "WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" he cried.
Frodo heard the anguished cries of Sam and ran to help him. He grabbed him by the arm and forcefully led him out of the store. "Sam! We can't afford to make scenes like that!"
"The horror... THE HORROR!" Sam fell to the floor, sobbing.
Frodo rolled his eyes, "What did you see, dear?"
"YOU! And Aragorn! And Leggy!"
Frodo made a crazy signal around his skull as he looked at the other shoppers.
"I swear, Mr. Frodo! They were there!"
"Sure they were, Sam," Frodo put his arm around Sam's shoulders, "Let's get you to Old Navy."