Before we start we would like to mention the fact that this has nothing to do with cheese, we just like cheese, well actually we don't really it just sounded like a good idea to call this chapter that.

We don't own sweep, it owns us. Creepy.......

Morgan's POV

We got to the club really tired, still trying to figure out what we could sober Sky up on. She wasn't drunk but she wasn't sober. And she was high on coffee. So what do you give a coffee addict to sober up on?

"Come on you know I'm right," Hunter said.

"For the last time, cheese will not make Sky sober!" I pointed out. Whatever went on in his mind was either very complex or completely dumb. I was going with the second one.

"Morgan, you look funny, hee hee. Hey there's two of you. Has there always been two of you? You know, you're really ugly and pretty thick sometimes. Morgan, you should be a donkey. You look like a donkey. I could get you some magick tea, not coffee the coffee is mine, to make you a donkey. Moo Moo."

"At least she's forming sentences," Bree pointed out.

"Ye but they don't really make sense. For one there's only one Morgan and secondly donkeys don't go moo," Robbie said.

"Also the fact that I don't look like a donkey!" I said. There was silence.

"Hello, can you see me?"

"Yes honey of course we can see you. And hear you." Hunter said kissing my forehead.

"Then answer me. I don't look like a donkey."

Silence.

"Well, sky you look like a sheep."

"Woof woof," sky said running around like a chicken.

"Sky, dogs go woof, not sheep." Bree said.

"Oh right, meow meow."

"Sheep go baa baa you dumbass. And besides, why the hell are you running around like a chicken."

"Because you said I looked like a sheep."

"Makes sense to me," Hunter replied. I swear, there intelligence in that family is like the loch ness monster. It doesn't exist.

We eventually got to the club and decided to sober Sky up with Beer. My idea. Everyone loved it. It didn't seem to be working. Ok, she was forming complete sentences and actually having conversations about things that nobody actually thinks about. She also pointed out the fact that when I asked if I looked like a donkey that no-one said anything. I decided to go through a door which was most likely filled with things that wanted to kill me. I got there and there was this man. He was staring at the moon. I sat down.

"The moon is our anchor."

"What the fuck are you on man."

"Magick, pure magick. It fells like I'm swimming in an ocean of cotton," He said.

"Well whatever the fuck it is, can I have some?" He chucked over a bag of dope.

I eventually went back inside.

"Hey, what are you guys talking about?"

"We are having a very intellectual conversation!" Hunter snapped "So who else thinks cows are scary when you drive past with the window down and they all suddenly start mooing?"

"Me!" everyone agreed except Sky who seemed to have disappeared, thank goddess we managed to get rid of that coffiholic bitch. Then we knew exactly where she was.

"GIVE ME IT!!!" came Skys voice from the other end of the room, everyone in the club stared.

"NO ITS MINE!"

"GIVE ME COFFEE!!!!! COFFEE NOW!"

"MY COFFEE! MY COFFEE! COFFEE MINE!!!!"

"IF YOU DON'T LET ME HAVE COFFEE NOW! I'LL GET MY COUSIN HUNTER ON YOU!! HES A SEEKER!"

"Thanks for shouting that out in a club full of witches! Now nobodys going to talk to me!" Hunter said pissed off.

"NOBODY WOULD TALK TO YOU ANWAY!" Sky shouted back "NOW GIVE ME THE COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!" the witch fire started flying.

"Hhhhmmm interesting person she with you?"said this guy standing next to me.

"Unfortunealty yes, but I try to avoid her at all costs. For one thing, the coffee. Another being that we're sobering her up with beer. I don't think it worked," I said as I dodged the witch fire that was almost hitting everyone but Sky and the coffee addict.

"My moneys on the blonde," He said while he reached for his wallet. "Names Killian by the way."

"Morgan, SKY, GIVE HER THE CHAIR!" I said as Sky took my advice and picked up the chair. She whacked her so hard on the head she spilt the coffee on the floor.

"THE COFFEE. MORGAN, YOU ARE SO DEAD." Screamed Sky as she hurled across the floor. Of course at this time the beer had sunk in and she was now officially pissed and couldn't get up.

"Hey Morgan, you wanna go back to mine and make out. I know you have a boyfriend but still, he's English."

"No, I'll get found out. Hey we can go to mine. My sister and this deranged psycho are there but still." He nodded.

Hope ya like it, were workin really quick to get these in so u beta! Wait til you see the next chapter! luv jennie and becca xox

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