PK: Okay I am now known as Psychotic Kitten and it's going to stay that way!!!!! I'm in love with my new name! What do you guys think though?

Yugi: I like it a lot!

Ryou: Yes, I'll agree with Yugi.

PK: Aw, shux!

Bakura: So what's it gonna be this time? Rape? Tragedy? Love?

PK: Humor, love and maybe a little tragedy thrown in for the fun of it!

Yami: Can you start then?

PK: Fine I will!

Marik: Good!

PK: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Bakura: You can growl all you like but the story won't type itself!

PK: I know that! Here it goes!

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OC: Ayera.

Warning: Malik, Marik and Shadi may be a little OOC.

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"But Ryou. . . I need the plans so I can take over Egypt!" Bakura whined ineffectively as Ryou and he drove to the airport where they would be meeting the rest of the gang.

"No buts Bakura! I already burned them! May as well forget about it!" Ryou replied firmly. Bakura crossed his arms over his chest and sat in his seat, sulking. When they arrived at the airport the rest of the gang was already there. . . including a very annoyed looking Yami, Marik with a maniacal grin on his face and Tea rehearsing a friendship speech she was going to teach to the Egyptians! The others were just being their normal selves.

"Hey guys!" Ryou called to them as he tried to cart their entire luggage over to the others. Bakura just walked over in a sulky way.

"What's up with Lara Croft?" Malik inquired indicating Bakura who glared at him.

"Oh, ignore him, he's sulking because I burnt his plans for taking over Egypt." Ryou said dismissively. Yugi nodded in understanding.

"The same thing happened when I banned Yami from using the cigarette lighter which he found quite amusing." Yugi said knowingly. Yami blushed and tried to shush his hikari.

"He ended up exploding the kitchen." Yugi finished with a chuckle. Yami groaned and slapped his forehead while walking over to a sulking Bakura. The two engaged in a conversation about how embarrassing their hikaris were, even though they hated each other!

"Seto? What time is the plane leaving?" Tea asked smiling at her millionaire boyfriend. Seto gave him a small smile.

"In about five minute." He replied.

*

Ayera was currently at the spa having a nice, relaxing massage when her mobile phone went off.

"Rah fucking dammit!" She shouted in annoyance as she grabbed the phone. She clicked the right button and put it to her ear. "Hello?"

+ You idiot! You're supposed to be picking up Malik and his friends not relaxing at the spa! + Came Isis' angry voice from the other side. Ayera winced.

"Hey! This trip is a reward! I've been doing shit work all month, it's only fair that I get a day off!" She replied indignantly. "Why can't you or Shadi pick him up?"

+ Because I have a meeting and Shadi is tied up at the moment, literally. + Ayera let her breath out in a hiss.

"FINE! I'll be there in twenty." She said in an annoyed voice. Slamming the phone into her bag she got up off of the table and smiled at the drop-dead gorgeous masseuse. "Later gorgeous!" She added in a chirp to the guy. He grinned at her in a goofy way. She laughed all the way out of the spa after she changed into a pair of black baggy jeans that need to be held up by a black leather belt and a gray tank top.

*

"Where is she?" Marik asked for the millionth time in ten seconds if that's even possible.

"Can you just shut up!" Seto demanded in annoyance.

"NO!" Malik and Marik replied at the same time. Yami shook his head and sat down on the seat.

"There she is!" Malik said pointing to a woman about 5`6 in height with fairly long raven black, wavy hair that had a tapering fringe and aqua blue eyes. She waved and walked over to Malik.

"You owe big time! I was at the spa!" She whispered in his ear as she hugged him. He grinned at her and stepped back.

"Everyone this is Ayera, she's my cousin. Ayera this is Marik, Yami, Yugi, Ryou, Bakura, Tea, Seto, Joey." Malik introduced pointing to each member of the Yu-gi-oh gang. Ayera smiled sweetly and waved.

"Well I'm not sticking around here so if you guys plan on getting your lazy butts moving the car is this way." She said rudely as she began to walk off. Malik chuckled and followed her with the others close behind. They all got in the car and drove back to the house.

*

"Okay so we can't fit this many people in the house. Some of you will need to stay at a hotel." Isis said slowly as she calculated the amount of rooms they had in the fairly big house.

"Well it looks like I'm paying for the accommodation. How many will have to stay at a hotel?" Seto asked coldly. Isis grinned.

"Well Tea and Joey can share Ayera's room and Yami and Yugi can stay in the lounge room. So that leaves the seven of you to find accommodation, there is a nice 4 star hotel down the road." Isis rattled off. Ayera glared at her.

"And where am I staying?" She hissed at Isis. Isis laughed at her.

"You're going to be at the hotel. You should get going now, Ayera you better pack a suitcase." Isis said innocently. Ayera scowled and stalked up to her room where she put most of her clothes in a suitcase and packed her decorative ornaments and shit into a padded backpack. "Oh I'm going to murder you Isis. What about school? They're going to be here for five months and I have to go back to school soon." She murmured in slight amusement. She returned to the lounge room where the others were waiting for her and grinned at them.

"So let's go!" Tea said excitedly grabbing Seto and Ayera's hands and running out of the house. The other people who had been appointed to the hotel followed quickly. It took about 10 minutes to walk to the hotel where they checked into their separate rooms and relaxed. Ayera was practically in paradise. It turned out that the hotel was five stars and extremely expensive.

"Whoa! I could definitely get used to this." She sighed and flopped onto the bed. The walls were painted a deep, dark blood red with cream plush carpet and a cream ceiling. The queen size bed frame was made from mahogany and had a semi hard mattress that was covered in white satin sheets with a crimson doona and pillows. In the far right corner there were five cream bean bags placed in different spots to create a comfortable atmosphere while a meter wide full length mirror stood beside a large mahogany dressing table that had makeup holders and drawers. Near the entrance door a mini fridge and bar were placed. Beside her walk in robe was the door to the ensuite.

"I just have to check it out!" She squealed as she flung the door to the ensuite open. The walls were a light blue while the floor was covered in pearl white tiles. The bath and shower were made from patterned glass with silver taps and the sink was glass as well.

"Oh Rah help me! I've died and gone to paradise." She squeaked. Turning she headed out of the room and left the suite altogether.

"Now which room is Malik's? Oh crud!" She muttered as she walked down the hallway. Loud Egyptian yelling came from one of the rooms nearby. Ayera smiled.

"Thank you Malik, for being so friggen loud!" She chirped as she made her way to the room and opened the door. She stepped in to find Malik yelling at Marik who was only wearing a towel.

"Whoa! You might wanna put some clothes on buddy-boy." She pointed out, making her presence clear. Malik quirked an eyebrow at her.

"And what are you doing in our room?" He asked exasperatedly. Ayera smiled sweetly.

"Just wanted to clear some things up. Who of your group is going to be attending school?" She inquired. Malik sighed as he shook his head.

"Me, Yugi, Ryou, Tea and Joey. Happy?" He said. Ayera smiled.

"Nope! Not until gorgeous there drops the towel!" She said mischievously. Marik grinned.

"I'll be happy to oblige." He replied while beginning to undo the towel. Ayera started.

"Uh, on second thoughts I have to, err, um, oh screw it! HELP!" She stuttered before she ran from the room looking utterly horrified. She could hear Malik and Marik's laughter as she charged into her room and slammed the door behind her.

***~***~***

PK: Well?

Bakura: Well what?

PK: What did you think?

Yami: It was okay, but did you have to tell them about the kitchen incident?

PK: YEPS! Well just plz review peoples!

Psychotic kitten.