Genki: OH MY GOD, I GOT REVIEWS!!! ::screams happily:: And even better, I could READ THEM!!!!!! ::cries:: I'm going to continue for all my FANS!! I need a muse to accompany me... YUAN!!!!
Yuan: What?.... -.-
Genki: n.n;; Help me answer my reviews!!
Yuan: You're kidding me....
Genki: DO IT!!
Yuan: ::shields self:: OKAY, OKAY!! ::shudders::
To XxZykexX: Thank you!! n.n Umm.... I'm glad it was so funny. Because I thought so too. MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Yuan: ::grumbles something and hands next review::
To sirhcnotilih: Oh dear, I hope I spelled that right... Anyway! Thank you for your ratings?.... n.n; But that doesn't waver my decisions on winners. Because I control EVERYBODY!!!
Yuan: ::ahem:: ::hands next review::
To dood: OKAY, OKAY, I'M CONTINUING!!!!!!! T.T
To Ryu Warrior: Thank you for spreading the words! Right on!! ::peace sign::
To ryder77: How sad. Oh, well, thanks for your review anyway. n.n; As you can see, I have fans, so I must carry on! ::cheezy dramatic pose::
Yuan: Last one... u.u;
To Random Person: Lots of potential?! NO WAY! Oh... don't worry... I have means for my Dwarven Vows... ::attempt at evil laugh::
Genki: YAYEE! Now it's superhard to concentrate because I'm on the phone with Ame. Say hi!
Ame: ::oddly:: Hi.
Genki: And Kame just got water on the computer....
Kame: ::being annoying::
Genki: So.... do you wanna do the disclaimer?
Ame: Why?....
Genki: Because.
Ame: Sure... Genki doesn't own a thing.
Genki: Yay! Now, let's start!
The Quest For The Ultimate Hottie!! (edited/unscripted version)
The Second Round!!
A few minutes passed by as the girls discussed scores. And... more went by.... and more... and more.... ::yawn:: and more... geez, I can't believe us girls are so talkative!... and more... and MORE... ::authoress falls asleep due to extreme boredom::
::wakes up:: EH?! Ah, right! Um... and about 2 hours later, when everyone else had fallen asleep, the girls FINALLY agreed on something. Okay... Zelos was PRETENDING to sleep while staring at the girls-- BUT I'M JUST RANTING!
"WE HAVE DECIDED!!" Sheena declared.
All the guys woke up, startled. Except for Zelos. Whom gracefully "woke up."
"The first round is out of 10 points!" Sheena continued. "In third place...................................................... with a score..............of 8.......................................................................LLOYD!!"
A chorus of applause came mostly from the girls, except for the small tidbits of claps from Regal and Genis. Lloyd sighed in relief that he was losing: he did NOT want to be a hottie. No. Not at all.
"Now, since we only have two left, we'd like a drumroll from the audience!" Raine looked to Regal and Genius, who just stared. "I SAID DRUMROLL!!!"
"Do we have to?" whined Genus. Genas paused for a second. "STOP SPELLING MY NAME WRONG!!!!! IT'S G-E-N-I-S!!!! GENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Oops, sorry... n.n;;
"You did it on purpose."
Yeah, actually, I kept spelling it wrong...
"Genis, who are you talking to?!" Raine shouted.
"N-nobody!" Genis clasped his hands and quietly prayed. "Thank you, Lord." Call me Genki. "Ah... right." ... "I can't believe God's talking to me!!" Oh, nevermind...
"DO THE DRUMROLL, OR OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!" Raine shouted.
"ALL RIGHT!!" Regal jumped up and pulled out a giant pair of drumsticks. (Yes, he's still wearing the handcuffs...) First it started with innocent banging on the table. Then he started screaming his head off like a madman and broke the drumsticks. After that, he started kicking the chairs and the desks everywhere, causing everyone to back away. "GRRRRRAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He roared.
"AHH!! RAINE, I'M SCARED!!!!!!" Genis ducked behind Raine.
"Don't be." Raine announced like a warrior, then gallantly held up a banana. (Wait, "gallantly?"-- NEVERMIND!) "Here, Regal..."
"Ooh?" Regal grunted like an ape and looked at the banana being gallantly held up by Raine. "OOH OOH OOH!!" Regal hopped down from a desk that immediately broke afterwards and took the banana. "Banana!" He grunted, and just shoved it in his mouth. No, he didn't peel it. He stuffed it directly in his mouth.
"Eww..." all the girls grimaced.
"No wonder you're no hottie..." Sheena glared down at the blue haired.... APE!
"Oh, Lloyd, I was so scared!!" Genis ran into Lloyd's arm, acting all lovey-dovey. "I wuv you!"
"Whoa, whoa, WHOA!!" Lloyd pushed off Genis quickly. "I-it would never work! We're five years apart in age... a-and I'm taken by Colette! D-didn't you hear my sp-speech?"
"LLOYD?! HOW COULD YOU?!?" Genis was about to run out the door when Genis came into his way, huffing. You heard me folks. Genis. And Genis.
"IMPOSTER!! I'M NOT GAY!!" the second Genis yelled.
"AHH!! SO... CONFUSED!!" Presea collasped on the floor, twitching.
"PRESEAAAAA!!!" the second Genis screamed.
"He must be the real Genis! Genis loves Presea!" Lloyd yelled. "Ooh! Opportunity!" Lloyd started chanting sing-songish. "Genis loves Presea... Genis loves Presea!!"
But both Genises didn't listen, and started beating each other up. Let me tell you something. Two twelve-year-old-look-alike boys beating each other up is quite funny. ::insert laugh::
"GGGRRRR!!!" They rolled on the floor mindlessly beating each other up. ::insert laugh::
"Can you remember which one's the Genis?!" Lloyd said, quite worried.
"Aww... I had it-- NO! I'M LOSING!!" Kratos shouted.
"Losing?-- THIS ISN'T A GAME!"
"Ooh, I know!" Colette hopped and down, eyes focused on the Genises.
One of the Genises slammed the other into a wall. A big cloud of dust formed, and the Genis against the wall was no other than....
"YUAN?!" Genis hopped up on his feet and stared at the imposter. "Why you...."
"Yeah, it was me!" Yuan got up, and brushed off the dust.
Lloyd's face turned bright red. "Uhh... Yuan, you feel that way about me?"
"What-- NO!" Yuan blushed. Imagine that. "I was making fun of Genis!"
"What were you doing acting like Genis, anyway?" Presea asked, finally getting over her fit.
"I wanted to see what you guys were up to."
"By simply coming here as Genis, then acting gay and about to run away? How incredibly smart of you, Yuan," Kratos sighed. "You were always a bit dumb..."
"Hey!" Yuan glared.
"ALL OF YOU, SHUT-UP!" Sheena shouted. Everyone froze. "I NEVER GOT TO TELL YOU THE WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Realization swept all through the room, and everything was quiet until Sheena's voice announced the winner.
"In second place...................................................... with a score..............of 9.......................................................................ZELOS!!"
"WHAT?!" Zelos shouted. "HOW DID HE BEAT ME?!?!"
But Kratos stood up and cheered. "WHOOHOO!! WHO'S YOUR DADDY?! AHAHAHAAA!!!" Kratos started dancing weirdly.
"Which leaves Kratos with first place!" Raine announced, but Kratos already knew this, and continued his.... dance. u.u;;
Meanwhile, the score took so long to announce, that Yuan sneaked a cookie from Genis's pocket (Genis has pockets?! Well, he does now, anyway.) and started to eat it. Yuan turns around so we see a label on his back.
WARNING: DO NOT FEED THE ANIMAL SUGAR. IF YOU DID, RUN!!!!!!!!!!
What animal?... Oh. Yuan.
Suddenly, the awesome amount of sugar in that one, single cookie soaked into Yuan's system, causing a major malfunctuation.
"Eee" Yuan finally stopped acting like himself. "ILOVECHEESE!!" Yuan started spinning in circles. "Cheesecheesecheese!!" Spin, spin, spin....
Everyone else stared at the odd Yuan. Then Kratos felt a presence behind him, and turned to see an extremely short man behind him. "Who the hell are you?!"
"Uhh, just your friendly neighborhood Spiderman!" The midget did the "web from the wrist" motion and swung out of the schoolhouse.
"Ooh!" Yuan stopped spinning. "IsSpidermanamanlyspideroraspiderlymanItsareallyharddecisionyouknowyoujustneverknowaboutpeopleorspiderlypeople--"
"SHUT-UP!!" everyone shouted. Unfortunately, that didn't happen, and Yuan just kept chattering... and chattering away.
"Ooharock!" Yuan picked up a rock that had been laying on the floor. "Iloverocksrocksaresoawesomedon'tyouloverocks..." etc.
"We need another round for the contest!" Colette quickly put in.
Yuan froze. "Contest? ... CONTESTIWANNABEINTHECONTESTWHATSTHECONTEST?!"
"It's the contest to find the Ultimate Hottie!" Colette smiled. "Wanna join?"
"NOOO!!" everyone shouted, but it was too late.
"SureyeahI'llbeinthecontestscontestsarefunfunfun!!"
"Uh... should he do an introduction?" Everyone but Colette whom had asked the question facefaulted.
"MynameisYuan!!YUANYUANYUAN--"
"We got it, you're Yuan!" Sheena shouted. "Now... he gets a zero."
Presea and Raine nodded in agreement, but Colette, being her ditzy, confused self, hadn't a clue.
"So, next round?" Sheena paused. "What does every guy need?..."
"A hot outfit!" Raine cheered.
"Oh no..." Lloyd groaned.
"We're going to grade you all on your clothes! Need we say--"
Yuan finally was silent. The room became silent with astoundment as he fainted.
"Uhh..."
"Never feed that animal sugar," Kratos said sadly. "He doesn't remember a thing when he wakes up."
"Animal?..." Presea looked to Kratos.
"Read the sign on his back."
"Oh..." and they all did as Yuan quickly came back to his senses.
"Uhhh..." He sat up and rubbed his head. "What?.... happened?..."
Sorry, I couldn't keep going.... the chapter is really too long. Next time, I'll have the next round for sure. I had all that fun stuff, and it just delayed the contest!! n.n; But you gotta admit, Regal acting like an ape and mispelling Genis's name was funny. XD And I did sincerely start mispelling it. By the time I hit "Genas" I realized how dumb I was, but kept it there.
You probably realize that the narrating is a bit different this time. Do you like it better or worse? To get the quality back from the first chapter, I'd have to put it and script form and convert it to story just because I'm stupid like that. Also, please give me ideas on round ideas! The first two are so lame because I couldn't think of anything better. So puh-LEASE help me!!!
Oh, and with the long pauses between each tiny phrase when Sheena announced the winners... n.n; Ever go to a marching band competition? Ick... that is ANNOYING. I swear. XP Such tension. But I had to put it in there.
Ah! And I got more reviews as I wrote this! I'll answer these as well:
Dominus: YAY KRATOS! n.n
GirlyButTough: ....Um.... ::gives ducttape:: Will that help if you tape that over your mouth? o.o; n.n; thanks.
Sansouke.Cigara: There you go! Well... I guess you got a bit messed up. n.n; they have a tally of scores going for a while, until something different happens. But I'll keep that suggestion in mind there... Mweeheehee
sum1: Aw, but putting them all out of character is the funniest part!!! XD
Charlett-The-Druid: I WROTE MORE!! Wow, you people are demanding...;;
BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REVIEWS! I drove my friend Neko crazy today because I wouldn't shut-up.... .u.u. I felt really bad. Anyway, I'll try to write more! Ja ne, my peeps!
Yuan: Peeps?
Genki: Oh no, don't interrupt my goodbye... ::gives cookie::
Yuan: ::eats:: O.O! n.n!!! ILOVECOOKIESCOOKIESAREDELICIOUSANDFULLOFSUGARYGOODNESSDIDYOUKNOWTHATILOVECOOKIES--
Genki: ::closes ears as chapter is finished:: / .