Genki: O.O; Sheesh... u.u; So...demanding... Alright! First I'll start by commenting for my reviewers:
To sirhcnotilih: Sorry Zelos... I would never get pissed at your long review! As you can probably tell, I tend to rant anyway... e.e; Thanks for another review!
To SamikoxRen: I know Yuan sounds unlike himself... Poor Yuanyan... o.o! n.n That shall be his new nickname!!!
Yuan: SAY WHAT?!
Genki: Yuanyan!!!
Yuan: You little wench! Don't call me that!!
Kratos: Settle, would you?
Yuan: ::very angry::
Kratos: ::sighs::
To Icy Wings: Whoops, don't get in trouble w/ your parents... n.n;;
Kratos: You shouldn't be one to talk... spending the last three nights up until midnight, and now it's 12:17 on Saturday.
Genki: Technically Sunday-- O.O!! WHEN'S INU YASHA ON?! ::logs on AOL to check:: Where the HELL is our TV guide...
To pandora505: Okay, I'm going, I'm GOING!! n.n;
To cp: I didn't call him an animal, Kratos did!
Kratos: I didn't put that sign on his back...
Yuan: Someone called me an ANIMAL?!
Genki: .O.O. Inu Yasha isn't on Saturdays anymore!!!!!!! WAHHH!!!
Kratos: Answer the last review and just keep writing... while I still have LITTLE dignity left... ::snickers:: Unlike "Yuanyan" over here...
Yuan: I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Genki: O.O;;;;
To Luv2Game: A lot of people seemed to like Yuan... maybe he shouldn't have gotten that zero...
Yuan: ... -.-; I hate you all
Genki: n.n;;;;;;;;;;;; hee
Kratos: Haha...
Genki: ... ::long pause:: Kratosy!
Yuan: .... ::gives sly look to Kratos::
Kratos: O.O;;; No...
Genki: I couldn't think of anything better. For now, you two are Kratosy and Yuanyan!!
Yuan: XD OMG!!!
Kratos: u.u;;;;;
Genki: Okay... loyal fans... ONTO THE FIC!!
Forgotten Disclaimer Munchkin: ::talks in squeaky voice:: Genki does not own Tales of Symphonia or it's characters. Or any other random things that are included in this chapter. ::bows:: Thank you.
The Quest For The Ultimate Hottie!! (edited/unscripted version)
The Second Round!! REALLY!!!
Last time...
"Animal?..." Presea looked to Kratos.
"Read the sign on his back."
"Oh..." and they all did as Yuan quickly came back to his senses.
"Uhhh..." He sat up and rubbed his head. "What?.... happened?..."
"You went on another sugar high, Yuan..." Kratos sighed.
"What-- DAMN!!"
"Haha..." Kratos laughed viciously. (Can't... spell.... XP) "Oh, and you volunteered for our contest."
"............you're kidding................"
"Nope. Ask Colette. You asked her."
".....NOOOOO!!!!!!" Yuan fell to his knees, and was about to rip out his hair when he realized... his hair was too sexy to pull out! n.n
"...Like I was saying," Sheena continued, "you all need to pick out a hot outfit, and then wear it! Go!" Sheena pushed all four out the door, and some time passed by.
"But..." Genis started, "we just had a time change... or a flashback or something."
SHUT-UP! WE'LL DO A TIME CHANGE! Do you want me to go into detail about the guys changing-- n.n! GREAT IDEA GENIS!
"..." Genis stared in the sky as Regal poked him.
"Genis....Genis?.... Genis?!"
First Zelos went into the Sage home, and found his bag of clothes. He unzipped the bag, and pulled out a very... small outfit. Then he took off his--
Kratos,Lloyd,Yuan,Genis: EWW!! DON'T!!!!
n.n ::heart heart:: But--
K,L,Y,G: That's DISGUISTING!!
It is NOT!! I'm sure sirhcnotilih would agree with me on this one...
Kratos: Just go back to the schoolhouse after we change...
Lloyd: Before we vomit...
Aw, alright. I hate you all. -.-
After the four of them changed (::insert very dirty scene of Zelos, Kratos, Lloyd, and Yuan changing... n.n)
"We're back!" Kratos cheerfully called, as he walked in, wearing his pretty white outfit and had his wings out.
"Ooh... angel!" Sheena squealed. (Sheena can SQUEAL?...)
A round applause came from the girls as Genis, and Regal, finally back to his senses, clapped awkwardly.
"And so am I..." Yuan came back, wearing (our) modern clothes, including a jean jacket and jeans, and a dark black shirt underneath. Several chains were around his jeans, and his hair was back as usual, except for the gel in his hair.
"Uhh..." the girls, along with Genis and Regal, clapped awkwardly. (In other words, he's hot in our modern time. ...I don't think they had that kind of style back then ;)
Zelos jumped in the schoolhouse, and surprised faces were shared around the room. "And the Great Zelos has returned!" Why were they surprised? Well, Zelos had decided to wear--
"A speedo... WHY?" Raine shielded her eyes.
Sheena blushed. "Um... ick."
"So you can see my manly beauty!" Zelos whipped his hair some.
"Hey, where's Lloyd?" Colette piped up.
"I'm NOT coming inside!" Lloyd cried outside.
Kratos, sighing, ran outside and tugged on Lloyd's arm. "Come on, son, you're coming inside!"
"NO! I REFUSE! I LOOK LIKE A DORK!!"
"You do not! You look handsome! Now COME ON!" Kratos, unfortunately, ended up sounding more like a mother.
"YOU LIE!!"
"IF YOU DON'T COME INSIDE RIGHT NOW, NO SUPPER FOR YOU!!" ...Yup. Kratos is now a mother.
Kratos: I AM NOT!
Genki: ::laughing insanely::
"No...supper?" Tears swelled in Lloyd's eyes. "Fine! I hate you!"
"That's what they all say," Kratos said, adding a smirk on the end.
Lloyd stomped his way inside. He was wearing the formal clothes from Meltokio. (I didn't say Mizuho this time!!! n.n)
"Aww..." the girls... awwed.
Genis covered his face, and beginning with a snort, he laughed insanely. Like a madman. Like... o.o;; No-- I...don't want to! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!
Kratos,Yuan: ::hold Genki:: YES YOU DO!!
Genki: ONE REVIEWER SUGGESTED IT! I WILL NOT!!
Kratos: You mentioned the idea yourself...
Genki: NO! I REFUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE!!!!
Yuan: ::sighs:: Think about the number of reviewers... ::grumbling:: especially fangirls.
Genki: ...Okay, fine.... -.-;
Kratos: Get back to your story!
Genki: ::grumbles something about rhinos::
...oh yeah!
Genis covered his face, and beginning with a snort, he laughed insanely. Like a madman. Like... ::insert rap music::
"I AM AGAIN ALIVE!" Mithos flew into the door, but then crashed into the wall opposing it. And flew into the wall again repititively. "Rap... music... sucks!"
Take that back! Or I'll take you back!
"...I LOVE RAP MUSIC!!" Mithos stopped banging into the wall and cleverly breakdanced. If that's possible to cleverly breakdance.
Everyone, including Lloyd, clapped to the rhythm of the music. "Go Mithos! Go Mithos! Go Mithos!"
"THANK YOU LOYAL FANS!!" Mithos got up and bowed.
"What a minute... you're dead." Kratos stared at Mithos.
"Yes." Mithos stared back.
"You flew the coop."
"Yup."
"You kicked the bucket."
"That's right."
"You went to Heaven."
"No."
"Hell?"
"No."
"Where?"
"The light within, where I learned to breakdance to Country. But I guess that's Hell within itself."
"Indeed."
At this point, everything had turned into a soap opera.
"Lloyd, stop your father!" Colette called out dramatically.
"Father! You must stop this foolishness!" Lloyd said dramatically.
"Lloyd, there is something I need to tell you." Dramatic pause. "Mithos... is..."
"Yes? What is it?"
"Dead."
"OH MY GODDAMNED MARTEL!"
"Lloyd, I thought you were a Martelist!" Genis called out.
"I... don't know." Lloyd's eyes shimmered with tears.
"How could you abandon your own religion?!"
"I don't know!" Lloyd fell (dramatically) to the floor and sobbed, the camera angle facing directly from the ceiling, rotating slowly around Lloyd's figure. "I... don't... know... ::sobsob::"
"We have the scores for the last contest." Sheena walked out, holding a sheet of paper.
"You mean the outfits contest?" Regal said quietly.
"Indeed."
"How could you grade us without our consent?!" Zelos cried out (dramatically).
"We did. And... and..."
"What is it Sheena?"
"I... love..."
"How we added Mithos to our list."
"NO! YOU SLIMY BITCH! YOU LOVE HIM MORE THAN ME!!" Zelos grew angrier. (dramatically!)
"No, please don't take it like that, Zelos!" Sheena sobbed very... fakely.
"Well, Presea, what are... the scores?"
Presea took the sheet of paper, dramatically. "The scores. Well, Mithos... is given 5 points for his entrance. And breakdancing."
"...wow..." Mithos whispered (dramatically.)
"And as for our outfits contest..."
Long dramatic pause. ... TomakealongstoryshorttheyalldiedTHEEND!
Everyone else: GENKI!!
Genki: ::laughs nervously:: I ruined the moment... XD FEAR ME!
Long dramatic pause.
"In fourth place is... Mithos... with... 8.5."
"No!" Mithos gasped. Then he ran outside. Dramatically, of course.
"In third place is... Yuan... with... 8.75."
"..." Yuan was already unconscious. ...I don't know when or why. JUST GO ALONG WITH ME HERE!!
"Tied for second place is... Kratos... with... 9."
"...well, I'm disappointed in myself. I shall now die while wallowing in pain of why I didn't win." Kratos sulked off dramatically.
"And also tied for second place is... Lloyd... with... ....." Really long dramatic pause. "9."
But Lloyd just laid there, sobbing.
"And... in first, for random reasons, is..."
Zelos held his hands together hopefully.
"This pencil." Presea held up a #2 yellow, pencil.
Zelos fell over and had a seizure. Somehow, he was not harmed. Or injured. Or dead...ed.
"Just kidding." Presea broke the pencil in half. "Zelos truly won."
And somehow, Zelos was cured of his seizure?... ::insert confused audience::
"With a score of... 9.1272418208052485160." (XD Look at that last decimal... ::good at math:: Oh my god... I didn't even try that-- ::ahem:: Sorry.)
"I... won?... SHEENA!" Zelos reached for Sheena's arms, and the soap opera faded and Sheena completely forgot about her increased dramatic feelings.
"I hate the world..." Zelos laid on the floor, sobbing.
Everyone returned to the room, seemingly unharmed by any other the soap opera events.
"Here's the scoreboard!" Colette cheerfully held up a scoreboard as it said so:
First Place:Kratos Aurion:109:19 points
Second Place: Zelos Wilder: 99.1272418208052485160:18.1272418208052485160 points
Third Place: Lloyd Irving: 89: 17 points
Fourth Place: Mithos Yggdrasill: 58.5: 13.5 points
Fifth Place: Yuan: 08.75monkey: 8.75 points and a monkey
Yuan would have done something, but he was... ...there. Unconscious.
I am in third... I must be in last! Lloyd thought. Well, duh. He's in third. So it must be Lloyd. I must be LAST! ...I need a plan. Mwehehe... an EVIL plan... well, okay. Not evil. But a plan! A plan to be in last place!! AHAHAHAHAAA!
...That's how my thought process works too. I guess. Since I wrote this.
"We need another round," Raine said. "Hmm... another round... what shall it be?..."
"For now, I'm gonna break dance!" Mithos exclaimed, and started to breakdance as rap music played, and everyone clapped along.
Genki: Geez, that was a bad chapter... u.u;
Lloyd: It's fine... I guess. u.u;
Genki: I hope you people like that scoreboard too! It took me forever. Also, I have nothing against any of the characters in this story. And sorry I haven't added any more Dwarven vows yet. I need a place to put 'em.
And I took the suggestion to stick Mithos in there! So... um... there. BE HAPPY!
Kratos: Finish this quickly, would you? It's almost 12:30 in the morning... no wonder you got so sick today, or yesterday... whatever.
Genki: Hey, I couldn't help being in such incredible pain! XP I slept in the nurse's office for easily two hours XD;;
Anyway, I'll answer some reviews and go to bed. ::yawns:: The only reason I stayed up so late was to satisfy my reviewers.
To SiLeNtPzYcHo: Oh, sorry... n.n; I don't think Regal's a hottie, not at that age. When he was younger, he was.... n.n; Hee, I didn't mean anything by the whole ape thing. It just added more humor to the story.
To Rainbow Pheonix: That's good that you like that fanfiction! Actually, they weren't so great... but if you like yaoi, I have a Marth/Roy one-shot that I can send to you. Just go to my bio and get the email address. Don't send any mail to my Yahoo! address, PLEASE!
To Random Person: Oh, I didn't mean to avoid any ToS fanfiction cliche's... I just... write. o.o; n.n; eheh.
To Ryu Warrior: Yes, cheese! n.n Oh, and I guess I did see Genis's name was Genius... I just didn't spell the English way correctly. Oh, and I took your Mithos suggestion... XD;
To Dominus:YES! THINK OF CHEESE! Actually... ahaha... cheese is one of my oldest words/nouns used. Really, I overuse it. XD;;;;; Oh! And Kratos is in first, so...hah. Be happy. But not healthy. 'cause this kind of fanfiction CAN'T be healthy XD;;;;;;;;
To ToSfangirls12: It's not necessarily the cookie that makes Yuan hyper. It's... the sugar in the cookie.
To dood: And Kratos is in first! Sorry I didn't take your pirate costume suggestion, I didn't do that sidequest yet... T-T Don't worry about endless reviews. I tend to do that.
To Sarah aka Celebi: Whoa, hardcore Yuan fan here!! XD Go ahead and kidnap him all you want.
Yuan: What the hell?! NO!
Oh, and I took your nice little suggestion there! Thanks! Well... except the hat. XD;
To Luv2Game: Seems to be everyone likes the hyper Yuan. Cookie, Yuan?
Yuan: Oh, goddess no. You already had me eat one and sing that song.
Genki: That I'm gonna post!
Yuan: 0.o;
Genki: It's titled, "Eat Some Cookies" or something close to it. Watch for it!
Oh, and I'm going to try to individually send emails to answer reviews. As you can see, the numbers are getting too large to post on each chapter e.e;
One last thing! I have nothing against Country, rap, or breakdancers. They're all cool. Soap operas... ::shudders:: That's a different story.