So did y'all enjoy Flower Petal's chapter? I know I did! I just hope I can keep the standard up! Disclaimer: If Yu-Gi-Oh belonged to us then this would be a very popular anime! I mean it's funny shit! . Warning: Possibly swearing, references to queerness and possibly alcohol!

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BOOM!

"Ixe! MALIK YOU STUPID IDIOT! LOOK AT THE CAR AND MY HAIR! ARGH!" Ayera screeched when she got out of the car. She immediately lunged for her brush and started yanking it through her hair. Malik groaned at the car and stepped towards it, right before he reached it... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... BOOM! The car shot up in flames. Ayera stumbled backwards.

"Heh heh, oops?" Malik tried scratching the back of his head. Ayera growled.

"And I thought Marik running over that dog was bad! He comes in poor 2nd to you!" She said sarcastically. Malik huffed in annoyance.

"Well it's your fault for demanding I take you back!" He stated.

"I begged, I didn't demand! And you were the one who wasn't concentrating! Duh!" Was the angry reply given. Sighing Malik kicked the now smoldering car and then cursed.

"Damn I'm in trouble for this one!" He muttered before he took out his cell phone and dialed 000.

"Yeah, possible arrest!" Ayera teased trying to lighten the mood, all she earned was a glare from her ticked cousin! I mean his car was totaled! Well he deserved it! But it exploding is a bit much! You're mean you stupid God- thingy-ma-bobby! She complained in her mind. I still have to get home y'know!

"What? That's unfair! What about my car?" Darling little Malik shouted into the phone. Ayera smiled knowingly and shrugged as she plopped onto the ground and started humming to a Japanese song. Ever heard of Minna de wahaha by Tokio? Well that was it! When the police finally arrived after a few hours of Ayera torturing Malik with all the songs she knew her satisfied bubble busted and she glared at the officers.

"What do you mean we're both under arrest? That so isn't fair! I wasn't even driving, sure ya can arrest him but I'M innocent!" She shouted angrily. The police officers glared back at her.

"According to our orders we're to take the both of you down to the station. Apparently you were at a drug trading session last night." One of them said sharply. Ayera threw her hands up and cried out.

"That wasn't us! I'm only, hang on wait let's see... ... ..." She started counting on her fingers. "16!" She finally shouted. The policeman exchanged creepy looks and went off to huddle. Ayera yanked on Malik's arm.

"Okay I'm too young to lose my... ... ... hat! But you, you got us into this mess so you can get us out! Start flirting and make it believable! Sleep with 'em if you have to just get us out of this!" She whisper-yelled at her cousin. Malik started to protest but she cut him off. "No buts! Now get your irresistible ass over there and save mine!" Malik huffed and started walking over. His hips swung and he flipped his hair.

"Hey officers? Do you think it would be possible if we came to some sort of arrangement?" Malik inquired in a flirtatiously dopey voice. The officers who had almost decided to let them go took one look at him and arrested both of them thinking he was clearly on drugs.

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Later at the police department Ayera and Malik were locked in a cell with a creepy old man. Ayera tugged nervously on Malik's shirt.

"Um, Malik? That old guy keeps staring at my thighs and winking, he's freaking me out!" She said quietly. Malik sighed and sat on the bench.

"And what am I supposed to do about it?" He replied in a 'I couldn't care less' tone of voice. Getting a little angry Ayera huffed and stood up.

"Listen Gramps, Malik here has much better thighs than I do so here," She pushed Malik over to the guy with surprising strength. "Take him because God knows I don't want him!" She said, overplaying the drama a bit too much. Malik squeaked and dived behind her when the old guy started tugging at his pants.

"Oh for heaven's sake Malik! Stop being such a big baby!" Ayera snapped. She smacked him up side the head. The cell door creaked open revealing the police officer and some people Ayera happened to be so glad to see.

"What the hell did you two do to get landed in here?" Bakura asked curiously. Ayera threw herself into his arms and let out a fake sob.

"He crashed the car and then the police came! And that old guy was molesting me!" She said quickly. Malik laughed nervously and brushed past.

"Well I guess you paid for bail so we can get out of here now." He chirped. The old man tried to grab him again causing him to fly past the policeman at top speed. Ayera giggled and hopped out of Bakura's arms.

"Well I guess we won't be hearing from him for a while! He he!" She cheered. Marik grabbed her arm and frowned at her. She could tell he was trying not to laugh though.

"Let's get out of here before they arrest you both for something else." He said before he dragged Ayera out to the car and shoved her in.

"Oh Isis is going to give me hell when she finds out about this!" Ayera murmured with a grin plastered on her face.

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Ayera waltzed into the school grounds, appearing to be positively cheerful. Truth was she was nervous and jumpy because... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... IT WAS A NERD ZONE! And every time she walked into the school the so-called nerds would pester her to join the chess club, or the computer club (She said she only needed to know what a computer looked like and that was enough for her! ) or the damned phys Ed group! I mean come on all a girl really needs to know is how to run when a guy is drunk enough to try something! Not to mention the teacher was a coughpervcough

"Ayera! Thank God!" Someone yelled from a window on the top floor. Ayera glanced up and laughed. Tied to a pole by lots and lots of rubber was the one she was looking for. Yugi Moto.

"You look like you're a bit stuck! Where are Joey and Ryou?" She called to him. He put on a whining voice as he replied,

"They tied me here and jumped out the window!" Ayera growled.

"Oh when I find those two I'm gonna whoop their butts, I can't believe Isis is making me baby-sit you idiots!" She complained as she started climbing up the trelace. When she reached Yugi she undid the chain holding him to the pole and watched him fall to the ground.

"I'm okay!" Yugi called.

"Like I care! Get yourself out of that and go back to the house while I go find albino boy and the yank!" Ayera shouted to him as she hurried out of the school. 'Oh when I find those two,' She paused as a smile crept onto her lips. 'Yami is going to kill them when I tell him what they did to his Yugi!' She quickly turned and headed straight for Yami.

So how was it? I actually had something completely different at the end but decided to change it! It really sucked! :P So don't forget to review guys!

Yours truly,

Sapphire Rains & Flower Petals . .