Author's Note: This is what happens when I'm on a bus for over 18 hours with nothing better to do. Merry slightly late Christmas to my reviewers, this is my present to you, especially Forsaken-chan, cuz I luv ya! --/ Oh, yeah, and I don't own and of the Diablo series games!!!
:: Diablo 1, As Told by a Surfer
Dude! I totally saw everything! Okay, so Diablo was like all, trapped, in his soilstone, and then Lazarus was like all,
"Whoa! Dude! Its like, strawberry candy!"
So then he like, uh, smached it.... Or something like that... Then, uh, oh yeah, the crack in the ground opened to Hell or, uh, something like that...
But dude man, then came a hero dude! And he like, totally whiped Diablo OUT, man! The battle was totally EPIC, man!!
And after the battle, the hero dide was like all,
"Dude!.. Diablo... is TOTALLY powerful! And since I was the only one who could whipe him OUT, in a totally EPIC battle, I, the hero, will keep Diablo in my BRAIN!!!"
So he totally took the soulstone Diablo was in, and totally shoved it into his forhead! Dude! Then the world was totally saved!