Genki: 'ey everybody! Sorry the updating is a bit slow... I'm also working on "Lloyd's Sick!" and I've been a bit busy lately... greatest apologies!
Yes, I know... um, one reviewer agreed that I didn't do so well on Chapter 3. The original ideas I had got used up, so at the fast pace I'm trying to write this and the lack of ideas... well... yeah.
Lloyd: Then how about you slow down?
Genki: Everyone hates to wait for the new chapters, don't ya know?!
Lloyd: ::sighs:: You're hopeless.
Genki: Yes, I am! My death will come to me by either stupidity... or Neko's (marching band) hat box. o.o; I hurt myself thrice on that thing on one bus trip...
Lloyd: Look, how about you stop ranting and just update this?
Genki: Okay... Can you just do my disclaimer quickly then?
Lloyd: Fine. Genki owns nothing because she's an annoying bitch.
Genki: Hey, isn't that what you said in "LS!" o.o;
Lloyd: It's true.
Genki: FINE! HERE!
The Quest For The Ultimate Hottie!! (edited/unscripted version)
The Third Round?
After Mithos breakdanced, Sheena came up with a "wonderful" idea. "I think we should throw a big party!!"
"What?" Everyone stared at Sheena and blinked in unison as she continued.
"You heard me, a big party! With food and fun stuff and... stuff."
"Food?! Good idea!" Lloyd cheered. It had been the first time in a while that he had found something happy and/or incouraging.
"The next round will be this..." Raine started to think of off Sheena's idea. "You need to find food for the party. We'll split you into two teams. Your score will be based off of on how well you find food and what kind of things you buy. Zelos is rich, so he'll buy all of it."
"I will not!" Zelos protested. "That's MY money!! And I will not allow my hard earned money to be donated to this damnation of a contest!!"
"Dude... you didn't earn any of it." Sheena glared.
"Come on, Zelos!" Colette pleaded.
"Too bad I'm making him anyway. Or I'll strip you of the title of second place, or ANY place. Further more... I'll tell everybody about the time with the cucumber--"
"OKAY, OKAY!! I'LL DONATE THE STUPID MONEY!!" Zelos shouted, cutting off the sentence with "cucumber."
"Cucumber?..." Everyone looked at Zelos as he turned red.
"D-don't worry about it..." His eyes buldged slightly as everyone nodded slowly and looked away.
"Wait... how will we split the teams if there's five?" Regal asked Raine.
"Ah! I know! We can split somebody in half! 5 divided by 2 equals 2.5, ne?" Colette stated. Everyone looked at her like she was insane. "What?"
"Um... no..." Presea started to correct Colette, who unfortunately didn't grab any of the explanation.
"We'll just put the teams together by score." Raine put up a hand and pointed to each guy as she placed them into teams.
Genki: ::sneezes::
Kratos: Bless you.
Genki: Ick... thanks?
Kratos: Putting in that you sneezed was completely random.
Genki: That was the point.
"We'll put Kratos and Zelos on one team..."
Kratos and Zelos immediately looked at each other and sent a death glare.
"And we'll have Yuan, Mithos and Lloyd on the other!" Raine smiled. "You guys need team names!"
"We'll be da Milkshakes!" Mithos said.
Before Yuan and Lloyd could protest, Mithos started to sing.
"My milkshake brings all da boys to da yard, and dey're like, 'it's better dan yas...'"
(For those who just got mad at me, I like that song too. Really.)
"We'll be the Angels!" Kratos and Zelos said in unison, and they glared at each other.
Then an angry Mew popped up and started to kill everyone. (Or knock them out... I'm not sure what you call it when they're "dead" during battle). "Resurrect! Resurrect!! RESURRECT!!" Raine frantically called out as everyone continually was resurrected and deaded. I mean... killed. Err... knocked out? You get the point.
(Genki: Thanks to Kame for the Mew! ::pats::
Kame: ::whacks arm::
Genki: .0.o.)
THEN, Boots from Dora the Explorer popped up and started to frantically shout Spanish phrases.
"AHHH!! SPANISH!!" Everyone who had been previously resurrected had automatically died, except for Raine, because she could stand the awesome powers of such a fast pace language. (Pleasepleaseplease! For those who speak Spanish, I mean nothing by it! ::waves arms frantically:: I just stole a character from a English/Spanish child's show and I'm making fun of it! ...just to let you know.)
"¿Hola?..." Boots blinked at the deaded people.
"¡Hola! ¡Me llamo Bob! ¿Como te llamas?"
"Your name is Bob?" Boots asked.
"Um... no." Raine blinked.
"That's what you said."
"Oops. Anyway, what do you want?"
"This is unfair! The teams should be equal!"
"Wanna join Kratos and Zelos?"
"¡Sí!" Boots ran to the deaded Kratos and Zelos as Raine slowly resurrected everyone, one person at a time.
"Ugh..." Kratos sat up and rubbed his head. Then Boots came into his vision. "ACK!! MONKEY!!!!!!!" Kratos fell over and was deaded once more.
"Monkey?..." Yuan looked at the monkey. "THE SCOREBOARD PREDICTS THE FUTURE!"
Boots took out a cookie and shoved it down Yuan's throat. "Cookie!" He cheered, and Yuan was in his hypermode again.
"From now on, we're going to call his condition: Angel Toxicosis," Raine said.
"...um, Raine, you used that term for Colette's sickness..." Lloyd said.
"Oops... how about we just say he turns into Yuanyan then?"
"Yay for the stupid name!" Genis laughed evilly and insanely.
Mithos also did an evil laugh for the hell of it.
Yuanyan started talking nonsense... as usual. "IwishIhadagiantsticksothatIcouldattractalldacutelittlepuppiesintheworld
andthennamethemalljustlikeColettedidduringtheworldregenerationandIshall
namethemnameslikePuddingRockieHalChibi..." (I kept spacing so that the chapter wouldn't extend out to nowhereland... o.o;)
"Erk..." Boots' eyes bulged out. "Is he... okay?"
"No." Kratos said straight forward. "He is quite ill."
"Sugarsugarmakesmehighnooneknowshoworwhy..."
Kratos sighed.
Lloyd got scared.
Genis suddenly got hungry for a pear.
And Spiderman swung through the school house. "Manly spider or spiderly man?!" He shouted as he made his exit.
Then everyone but Yuanyan ran out towards a grocery store.
"MynameisYuanbuteveryonealreadyrancausethecookiemademehigh!"
At a store...
"Why... are we... in front of Amish Stuff Etc.?" (I don't own a store that actually exists. o.o;)
"Oops..." Sheena laughed.
At a different store...
"Yey Darrenkamps!" Kratos did a little dance, and then Zelos followed along in beat. As they realized they had been dancing hand-in-hand, they stopped, let go, and death glared at each other. (I hope you people realize I've been making up words all through the chapter... o.o;)
Regal pulled out two different carts upon the girls' request and set them in front of the doors. Genis had a flag in hand, and the two teams took possession of their own carts.
"On three, you will go in the store and shop until... you get lotsa stuff!!" Raine laughed.
"On your mark..." Genis said blandly. "Get set. Go."
The two estatic teams (Lloyd was the only QFTUH!! contestant who wasn't happy) ran over Genis with the carts as they raced into the store.
In the entrance of the store, Boots stopped the Angels team, and started talking like he was on the show.
"So... what is our problem?"
"Erk... we need to get food for the party?" Zelos blinked.
"Okay! To make it through, we need the map!" Boots took out a talking backpack.
"Hiya kids, Ima backpack!" Backpack spilled out a bunch of stuff, including a baseball bat, a knife, a hammer, giant iron nails, a box of crayons, a chainsaw, and a map. "Which one of these is the map?"
Kratos and Zelos stared at the stuff silently. "This thing!" Kratos pointed to the box of crayons.
"NO! It's THIS!" Zelos pointed to the giant iron nails.
"Nuh uh!"
"Uh huh!"
"Nuh uh!"
"Uh huh!"
Kratos and Zelos started fighting like young children.
Boots took the real map and nodded. "Thanks Backpack!"
"No problem! Yumyumyumyumyum..." Backpack ate the other stuff he had spilled, but died from the sharp objects.
"Hiya kids, Ima a map!" Map said.
"How do we visit all the aisles needed for stuff?" Boots asked.
"Well, you go through all the aisles... dumbass." And the map hopped away.
"..." Boots was silent as Kratos and Zelos stuffed him in the cart and strolled down towards the deli aisle.
Meanwhile... the Milkshakes...
"How come we're frickin' milkshakes?" Lloyd grumbled while pushing the cart as Yuanyan started stuffing random things into it. Mithos didn't answer because he had blared rap music into his head with headphones.
"Fine." A voice started ringing through Lloyd's head.
Hmm... to be in last... sorry "Milkshakes," I don't care enough to... care. Lloyd took the cart and strolled it down the vegetable aisle.
"We need lettuce, tomato, carrots, celery..." Lloyd helped Yuanyan to stuff vegetables in the cart when Lloyd saw a giant bunch of...
"Cabbage? Who sells this much cabbage?" Lloyd poked one of the cabbages.
The cabbage was actually quite evil... the cabbage bloomed into a pudgy doll head, and the rest of the cabbage did the same. Then the leaves fell into the bin and a bunch of living Cabbage Patch Kids dolls popped out and started to growl.
"Uh oh..." Lloyd gulped.
"This looks bad!" Mithos ran, and Lloyd followed. Yuanyan sported on behind. (Sported means to frolic. My electronic dictionary told me so.)
Back to the Angels...
Zelos and Kratos decided to make a pit stop and looked at the hair products as Boots was staring a bunch of boxes.
"Can you count how many boxes of Tampons there are here?" Boots asked one lady as she smacked Boots with a purse and stormed away. "One...two...three..."
"This gel is absolutely the best!" Kratos held up a bottle to Zelos. "It makes your hair stay how you want it, and it stays soft too!"
"Ah, and this hair spray is a miracle worker!" Zelos held out a hairspray bottle and explained to Kratos. "It doesn't take much to spray, and it doesn't smell too strong!"
"Wow, really?"
"That's right!"
A bunch of tampon boxes spilled on top of Boots as the sound of rumbling erupted.
"Eh?..." Kratos and Zelos threw hairproducts into the cart as they blinked. From the side, they saw Mithos and Lloyd run by, then Yuanyan, who was actually skipping away. Next was the giant army of Cabbage Patch Kids.
"He poked the cabbage, didn't he?" Kratos sighed. "Stupid Lloyd..."
Down the racing... race for life...
"HELP!!" Lloyd shouted.
Mithos stopped running and snapped his finger in the air. "Come, my pretties!" And out of nowhere, birds flew in and carried Mithos and Lloyd down the aisle. Sadly, Yuanyan had been left behind, still skipping.
"Yuan, take my hand!" Lloyd extended his hand out to Yuanyan from the flying "ship" of birds. Their fingertips barely touched... until Lloyd grabbed his hand and pulled him on.
"That was close..." Lloyd sighed. A rough turn was made, and Yuanyan flew off and crashed into a wall.
"NOOO!!" Lloyd screamed as Yuanyan was taken over by Cabbage Patch Kids.
"It's too late for him!" Mithos yelled.
They halted by the check-out aisle.
"Aw, too bad we don't have anything..." Lloyd shrugged. "Guess we lose."
"Guess again!" Mithos grabbed a cart with a sign: A giant PERFECT party cart!
"Damn it!" Lloyd groaned. Then he grinned, with an idea in mind...
And back to the Angels...
By this time, Kratos and Zelos had been chatting about beauty products as they reached the check-outs. Boots was unconscience in the cart... let's just say he told them to shut-up. o.o;
After their groceries had been paid for, Zelos and Kratos rolled the cart together (hand-in-hand... aw!) out of the store, as Lloyd and Mithos were standing outside with their cart.
"The girls left us here..." Lloyd groaned.
"Lean back... lean back... lean back..." Mithos sang.
"Umm..." Kratos and Zelos looked at each other as Boots came back to conscienceness and jumped out of the cart. "We did it! We did it!" Boots did a really weird dance and started singing in Spanish.
And everyone was knocked out due to the Spanish. Except for Mithos because he was too busy singing "Lean Back."
Then Boots ran away.
And Mithos stared at Zelos, Kratos and Lloyd, who were laying on the ground. Knocked out. Yuan hobbled out, extra chubby and short.
Mithos took off his headphones and stared at Yuan. "What happened to you?"
"The Cabbage Patch Kids got to me... of course THAT'S when I blanked out and came back to myself." Yuan held out his arm. "I'm a stupid, plastic, chubby doll now."
"Haha... I laugh at your pain." Mithos took Yuan's arm and broke it off. "I got your arm!"
"Hey! Give it back!" Yuan tried to attack Mithos, but ended up falling on the ground because his knees didn't move.
Mithos laughed an evil laugh. (Like the time he kicked whats-his-face... I can't remember who... when he was in front of Altessa's house and you find out Kratos is Lloyd's birth father, if you hadn't suspected it already. I think he was kicking Yuan, actually. o.o;)
Genki: And that ends the chapter! FINALLY!
Lloyd: o.o;; Uhh...
Genki: I made it long to make up for the time I hadn't updated...
Lloyd: ::sighs::
Genki: Anyway, I just want to point out some things if I haven't already.... (I'm going to repeat some points.)
1. I really mean nothing by making fun of Mithos and his rap music lovin'. I like this kind of music... (well I shouldn't really say that... I like just about any music 0.o;)
2. I mean nothing against Spanish people, really! It was just something I made fun of to make the story funny. Please don't be offended... it's just when I hear Spanish, my head starts hurting because they talk so fast and I can't understand any of it... (three years of Spanish in middle school! e.e;)
3. I've only watched Dora the Explorer with Kame so we could make fun of every aspect of it. o.o;
4. What was anything else I was gonna say?... o.o; Oh yeah! nn
5. Darrenkamps and Amish Stuff Etc. exists. o.o; Darrenkamps is a store nearby me (about 15 minutes from where I live now) thats really big, and Amish Stuff Etc. is only ONE of the frickin' Amish stores. -.-; I live in a place filled with Amish. Great. ::groan::
6. The "my pretties" idea came from a dream of mine, of which I could call animals by calling them "my pretties!" Well, I could also jump really high (almost flying) and I was trying to save a kitten from my teachers. o.o;; Erk... yeah.
7. If you've read my song that Yuan sang, you'll get the short phrases towards the beginning of the chapter. Including Genis' hunger for a pear and Spiderman XD
8. I still haven't stuck in any more Dwarven Vows... -.-;
9. I redid the narrating so that I don't cut in so much and funk up the story as much. n.n;
10. Also, I did a quick doodle of Lloyd and Mithos riding the birds. o.o; Email me and I'll send it to you, but I'll warn you, it kinda sucks. n.n; (I did it quickly on the computer without much touchup and care of the design.)
Genki: Now I shall stop ranting and update!! Huzzah!!