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WITCHES VS. NUNS????

"So how did the investigating go?" I asked as Hunter and Morgan came back with what looked like a black bag. It was screaming

"Um we found out a lot." Morgan said. Huh, I really didn't see much investigating going on when Hunter and Morgan were together. Robbie came through to see what the strange noises coming from the big black thing were.

"Bree! Get the hat back on!!" he yelled. He had made me were a hat! To cover up my beautiful hair! He has no taste at all! I shoved the hat on.

"So Um don't mind me asking but who did you kidnap?" I said pointing at the........well you know the big lump of black material.

"Oh right, its Raven we found her and thought it best to take her home before someone got hurt." Hunter said. Huh?

"Oh where was she?" Sky who has now sobered up a bit and got rid of her hic ups.

"Nuns 'r' us!" said Morgan looking disgusted.

"But.... but, she's a witch!" I cried, this made no sense! Raven, Nuns. Nope no sense. Maybe its just one of those unsolvable problems that you just have to except like what kind of fruit are we in? Are we in a fruit? Can we eat some of the fruit? And how come I haven't seen this giant pear or apple or whatever it is!

"Not any more. Now she is a dedicated Nun." Hunter said as if Raven was lost to the dark side.

"Raven?" Sky looked hurt.

"Evil! Living in sin! All of you!" Raven screamed

"I think shes lost her mind." I said no longer confused. It was ok raven had lost her mind now it makes sense because it didn't make sense! Wow I'm smart.

"Raven! Dear Child how did you get on?" Mary K came in holding a number of cheap toothbrushes. Everyone stared except Raven who get up straitened her scary nun outfit -the thing I thought was a bag- and walked over to Mary K.

"These are to be your first sacred toothbrushes." Mary K said "You must look after them and guard them with your life. Then you may progress to better tooth brushes." Was everyone insane! Let's see Robbie- yip he doesn't like my hair. Sky- has been drinking coffee non-stop since we got here until she sobered up on beer until she got so drunk she couldn't walk. Raven- well, everything Raven is weird and so Nun like. Mary K- well Mary K is being Mary K with her toothbrushes. Morgan- was playing Buckaroo with some random stranger in our flat. The random stranger in the flat- disappeared mysteriously. Hunter- is English he was always insane. Cal- has been sitting in the corner with a pile of books for hours when he is evil and dead and really shouldn't to be here at all. My dad said it was only evil relations who wanted to kill Morgan that can come or people sent by evil relatives.

"You are a sinner!" Raven screamed throwing the tooth brushes back at Mary K "That is not the holy Bible! Thou shalt worship but one god!" I pulled the hat off wile everyone was looking at the raving Raven. Ha! Raving Raven!

MARY KS POV

"You betrayed your religion! You shall go to hell for that! Betrayer!" I cried Raven had just sent herself to hell talking to those Nuns! Nuns are evil they use there super powers! Powers are evil! I'm living in a flat full of sin! Between witches and Nuns. I am the only sane one! Raven was doing so well. She was coming into a world so pure. Now she has turned to the dark side of the force!

"Right Mary K that's enough! We don't insult your toothbrush religion so you should um accept Ravens until we find a spell to make her a witch again." Hypocrite! She shall also go to hell for her evils! I shall not deny my gods- the toothbrush makers.

"Come on Hunter lets get away from this! Morgan grabbed Hunters arm and went through to room next door.

MORGANS POV

Man that was a good excuse! Hunter and me have to make up properly! Major Make out session you don't need to know any more than that!

RAVENS POV

I must call apon the Mother Catherine, Sister Mary, Sister Mary (2), Sister Catharine, Sister Mary Kathryn, Sister Mary Kathleen and Sister Mary Anne with my super Nun powers! They must come bless this unholy place and use their holy powers to convert these unholy people into Christians, if that fails we shall burn the witches by the stake as of old! I must be away from such impure beings. Spawns of satin! Thou shalt not suffer in the presence of a witch! We shall be ridded of these evil presences sent by the devil himself! Those impure beings Hunter and Morgan! They think I do not know of he unholy place were they were! Let's hope god is more forgiving than I! May god have mercy on their souls.

SKYS POV

How could Raven be so, so Nun-ish! Its all my fault, it's the coffee! Its drove her into madness! God I need another cup. Will Raven cope if I have more coffee? Or has she already completely lost her mind. Coffee or Raven. Oh fuck it where's the coffee. I walk over to the coffee when Bree points out that I drank it all earlier! Man that sucks. I feel so sleepy.

ROBBIES POV

"BREE IVE TOLD YOU GET THE BLOODY HAT OVER THAT THING ON YOUR HEAD!!!" What did I do to deserve this?

"Maybe we should get started with tonight's circle, you know getting the candles out and stuff." I suggested.

"Yeah sure" Bree agreed

"NO! No such evil shall take place in my presence!" Raven screamed.

"You've already taken part in loads of circles! Also you're gay and haven't been a virgin for god knows how many years! Bree shouted clearly fed up. She may be insane but with her hair up she looks really sexy.

"The lord has forgiven me for my past sins" Raven said looking really hurt. "AND DO NOT USE THE LORD NAME IN VANE!" maybe not so hurt.

"Oh I'm going to guard the tooth brushes away from such evil!" Mary K stormed off, can somebody please remind her she wasn't even invited this trip!

"THATS IT! I'VE GOT IT!" Who the hell was that? "It's the calling! I can read! I have read the title! Beat that Hunter Nail!" oh yeah Cal I forgot.

"What does the first word in the book say Cal?" Shouted an out of breath voices from he other room. Hunters voice. I thought they were just getting away from the noise!

"I haven't got that far yet" Cal mumbled and went back to his books.

"Right we have to get started with the circle!" I shouted. Bree put a few candles down then dragged Raven through to the study and locked the door. Hunter and Morgan came through looking red and out of breath. In there for some peace and quite huh?

HUNTERS POV

I went and woke Sky up for the circle. She had fallen asleep with her hands around the empty bag of coffee. This Raven thing must be so hard on her. Oh well, me and Morgan are getting along fine. Better than fine!

"Ok I though we should maybe deal with some problems. So were going to do a circle to um...solve problems" they still haven't discovered I don't have a clue what were doing at these circles and I'm just making it up as we go.

"Right Sky you can start"

"Um, I, um, forgot to buy a toothbrush when we were shopping" she mumbled

"OK who's next?" I asked. She was now a dangerous coffee addict and her girlfriend was a nun. I can't believe we over looked her toothbrush problem! She was suffering alone. Poor Sky. I never knew.

"Um Bree got hit by a bus six times and is having some trouble getting over it, shes still in denial, aher problems are my problems I need to help her." Robbie said.

"Uh right ok then."

"Robbie is having trouble accepting that I was not hit by a bus! I like my hair like this!" Bree said through gritted teeth.

"There, there Bree I know your still trying to accept it, there, there." He patted her on the shoulder. This was all very sane and normal.

"Ok then who's ne-"

"Stop in the name of God your unholy rights!" What!? Had Raven escaped from her prison- uh I mean study? Oh goddess! Why are there seven nuns in the flat!

"Hey it was my turn." Morgan said, "Lets me say my thing. Then you can go. Don't you know how rude it is to interrupt." She sighed "Honestly. Some people. Anyway I wa-"

"No you must stop this evil!" the nun zapped nun fire at me (like witch fire its bright red instead and it converts whoever it hits into Nuns!!).

"Hey stop interrupting me!" Morgan yelled, and through witch fire at the offending Nun. Next thing we knew witch and Nun fire was flying. Even I was joining in- not that I acutely hit anything but Cal, by accident cough, cough

MORGANS POV

Ha take that!" I shouted this was really fun! Maybe I could be evil! "Hey everyone 50 points if you hit their heads, 10 points if you hit them at all and 100 points if you hit Cal wile pretending to aim at a nun and make it look effectively like an accident!" Hunter grinned he had already hit him about 5 times.

"Hey I thought you loved me!" Cal shouted over the noise of the witch vs. nun battle.

"Yeah but Hunters a way better kisser!" I shouted back.

"Fine! When I take over the world you can die too!" He looked kinda pissed off. Ha! I win! I aimed some witch fire hi way by hitting it off a wall it hit directly in the head and- OW! I just got hit with- Must kill evil witches. Must protect Nuns. Convert. Convert. Convert. Convert. Convert. Convert. Convert. Convert. Convert. Convert. Convert. Convert. Convert. Convert. Convert. Convert. Convert. Convert. Convert.

Sister Mary-Anne

"I got their evil leader Mother Catherine!" I said over joyed because I had served god so well!

"Well done my child" said Mother Catherine

"Hey! I'm the leader!" The blond one with the annoying English accent said.

"What?" said another blond one, a girl this time that appeared to have just woken up. Perhaps she was in some sort of unholy trance! These evil Devil worshipping witches!

"I'm leader! I was the one who started Kithic!" the blond girl shouted.

"I am the leader! I got everyone but you two English freaks into Wicca!" said one who I hadn't noticed before in corner with books. Wow he's really hot!

My concentration was completely on him, I was only vaguely aware of the witch I converted collapsing and Mother Catherine shouting something. Whatever it was it wasn't important. I suddenly had memories of a place far away.....with my Christian parents but not as I remembered them they were shouting at me........I remember a rock band! Hey What the hell! OH-MY-GOD! I'm a nun!

"Where the hell am I?!?" I asked, another freak in a nun outfit fainted.

"She has unconverted herself!" Another shouted

"Sister Mary-Anne! What are you saying?!?" God how many of these freakin nuns were there? And who the hell is Mary-Anne!

"My names Kelly!

MORGANS POV

Right I'm officially confused one minuet I was throwing witch fire next minuet all I remember was verses in the Bible!

"My names Kelly!" I heard one of the nuns shout. What? Nuns? How did they get hear again? Hunter sat down beside me and put his arm around me clearly sensing that I was confused! And too bloody right I was confused! Why were there Nuns? Why had we been fighting them and what happened to all the fighting?

"No its Mary-Anne dear child your one of us." A random nun said. What... The.... Hell?

"No I'm fkin not! I'm going back home to live with Mike where ever the hell he lives, when I remember I will. Does anybody else know where he is or what happened to the band or what year it is?" Um we could find the first two out by scying I'm sure but what year it is! She's asking the impossible. There was a load bang upstairs and Raven ran through.

"Why am I wearing a fkin nun outfit! Is this some kind of sick joke?" Raven looked really annoyed hhhhhmmmm.

"Right. Whose idea as this?" All the nun pointed at the one they called Mother Catherine.

"RIGHT!" Raven flew at Mother Catherine.

"Um, isn't it like wrong to attack a nun?" I asked Hunter.

"A bit late for that one you started it with witch fire." He smiled

"oh yeah."

HERE ENDETH SISTER MARY-JANE (Raven, and yes all nuns have Mary in their name somewhere, Mother Catherine and Sister Kathryn's middle names were Mary)

THE END

"I think I'm having withdrawal symptoms." Sky said.

"Shut up Sky it the end! Look!" Raven whispered franticly.

"What like you've never broken a few rules?" Raven asked

"Most certainly not!" Morgan and Hunter said together.

"Ah! Now I see why you two are so right for each other!" Bree laughed. Sky gets up and walks over to the cupboard.

"There's no coffee there!" Hunter pointed out the very obvious. It all happened so fast.

"Lower the diet coke and put your hands in the air!" Where did Mogan get the gun!

"Hold on," said Robbie "if its not Sky's POV or Ravens or Morgan's or Hunters or Bree's or mine, Mary K is crying in her room over the loss of Raven allegiance in the toothbrush religion then whose POV is it????" Everyone looked at Cal.

"Hey! It can't be me look above! It says "Cal" if it was my POV it would say "me"!" Cal said.

"Wow, not only did you have a reason to why it wasn't you but you looked about for evidence! You're doing so well love!" Morgan said happily.

"Hey I'm love!" Hunter said annoyed

"Oh yeah!"

Hunter and Morgan make out

"So whose POV is it then???" Robbie asked. Nobody looked at me.

"Is Killian about?" Sky asked

"Nope."

"Coo!" I said, not very imaginative I know but I had to speak up and that's well about all I can say. Everyone looked at me.

"A pigeon. I always knew they were out to get me....................."