::Diablo II As Told by a Crazy Drunk Bum::
Hokay! Hersh how it went down... Sho, Diablo wash all tired o' bein' in this 'ero's head! Sho what doesh he do? Shimple!
Diablo wash all,
"EH! Hero!! You and I should go on a vacation, get outta Tristram! Yeah, to the East! An' we should bring shome o' my demony buddiesh! OooooOOoo, an' my brothersh, Baal an' Maphishto, letsh pick 'em fuggersh up too!"
Sho dey went, Diablo took ova' the brain an' body o' the 'ero while they weresh in the deshert. An' the scrswny fugger, Mauriush, releashed Baal! Sho Tyreal yelled at 'em! An' while Tyreal wash bushy going all 'rawr' to Mauriush, the two evilsh shliped out.
Oh, thash righ', I nevva' told ya about ol' Tal'Rashee.... Well don't ecshect meh to tell ya now, hahahaha!!!
Any waysh, then the two evilsh shailed to the east, to find their bro, Mephishto! Sho then aftersh dish, Diablo turned all demony, and the 'ero's 'uman body was all, Ish dunno, fried.
An' then the new group o' 'eros come! They killeded Mephishto and then Diablo! Then shmashhhed their sholeshones. The end, now gimme my money and that nice lookin sammich!