::Baal's Strike on Arreat, as told by the Gate Keeper/ Resident Cheerleader::

Tah, like, yeah. The day Baal wanted passed the gates I was all like,

"Nuh-uh Bitch you are like, so totally NOT getting past these gates!"

So Baal was like all,

"Tiffany! Your hair is, like, SO totally awsome, it, like, isn't even funny!"

So then I was like,

"OH- my god! You did NOT just try to, like, complament your way inside this gate!"

So then Baal was all like,

"Girlfriend, we, like, SO totally need to go for shakes!"

So then we like, SO totally go some lowfat no carb sugarfree soy milkshakes! Then, like, I dunno, I guess he must have SO totally slipped past me!

But, like, yeah, do I regret letting Baal past me? Like, YEAH! Do you know that because of that dragqueen BITCH I got BANNED from the cheerleading squad?!

Huh? Like, what the Hell do you mean Baal tried to corrupt the Worldstone? Like, how the HELL is that anywhere NEAR as important as my spot on the cheerleading squad being filled in by that clumsy bitch Anya!?