"SPIDER!! OH MY GOODNESS IT'S HUGE!!!!!!!!"
"Shut up Lucius, it's just a spider," Snape muttered. The death eaters had been cleaning out the furnace room, and this had been the seventh spider in the last hour that Lucius had been screaming about.
"Where's Peter?"
"He's in that mouse hole over there."
"What for?"
"He said something about exchanging information with the rats," Snape sighed, "Personally I think he's lost his mind-"
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! NOOO!! SON OF A BTCH!!!!!!!!!!" Voldemort yelled from upstairs
"What's he doing up there?" Lucius asked
"DAMN YOU!!!! COME HERE YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE MOTHER"
"Do you think we should check on him?" asked Avery
"Might as well."
The group of death eaters went upstairs to find Voldemort with a shovel hitting an Easy Bake Oven.
"My lord, what is wrong?" Avery asked
"This freakin' thing is supposed to be easy! But I can't get the cookies I made out of the damn oven! AND my spatula just melted 'cause I stuck it in too long!"
"Oh, there's a trick to it," Lucius said happily, "You have to push on this side while you pull it out over here."
Silence.
"What?! My son got one for his sixteenth birthday last year, so I learned how to use it."
Silence.
"Oh forget it!!"