The site totally ripped us off and we did post the last chapter but it didn't come up.
Risk and world domination- Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
I walked up to the door. It has no letterbox! It's an out rage! Why doesn't it have a letterbox? It spooky and disturbing and wrong! I pushed the door. It didn't it open. Why didn't open? I pushed harder. Geeya! This isn't fair! I pushed really hard. Why does it have big stupid patterns in bright green? Oh hold the phone their letters!
P-U-L-L wonder why it has those letters. Oh hold on that spells, um pen. I got out a pen, P-U-L-L. Pull. Huh? Who would want pull on their door? I tried to push the door again it had to open! I needed to ask why it said pull! Oh hold the phone! It says "pull" on a door! So you "pull" the door to open it! Wow! I'm so smart! I bet nobody else could figure that out! Suddenly I was flying back and hitting the floor. Ouch, that hurt. Who honestly would do such a nasty thing as to open the door when I am trying to recap on how magnificently smart I am, being a walking talking dictionary. At the door was a guy dressed as a chicken. Man I didn't know it was fancy dress party! I could have gone as a stuffed olive! No fair. Anyway he opened the door and it hit me!
"Why did you do that? That was nasty."
"I'm evil." He said with an insane smile.
"Oh ok." That's normal. I get that all the time.
"Come in." Hold the phone, evil person. Should I go in? I'm sure I did this with Hunter. Mmmm Hunter is hot! Think Morgan think!
"WE have cookies." I ran in. Cookies where? I don't see them! Smell cookies have a smell. I can't smell them!!!!! There's no cookies he lied! Oh yeah I remember now! That lesson with Hunter, we made out after, it was fun. What was the lesson? Oh yeah, evil people lie! That's it. Oh. I'm fucked now.
"You're late." The chicken man said.
"Oh sorry, door trouble."
"It's always the same" he sighed and I followed him into a scary looking room with table and probably lots of sharp objects. Woooah sharp objects!
"I will have world domination! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!" said some guy who was skipping around the room singing Mwa ha ha, Mwa ha ha repeatedly. Hold the phone! The dude was in a wonder woman outfit!
"Ahhhh my eyes I'm scared for life!!!!" I screamed
"What? Why?" a guy in a Dodo suit said.
"That dude is wonder woman!" I screamed it was all too much!
"That dude is our leader!" Super Man said.
"Ha Ha! Super Man get bossed round by wonder woman!" this was funny hee hee.
"My name is not super man!" he yelled
"What is it then?"
"Clark Kent" he said
"Same thing, dumbass" ha ha it is super man!
"Um Ernie?" this is confusing. Ha what kind of names Ernie? Isn't that the leprechaun?"
"Anyway since the girls here we can stop playing risk." A guy impersonating Mr. Fibbles said. Man that's wrong. Mr. Fibbles is a well-respected evil penguin. Who owns your soul? You don't mess with Mr. Fibbles.
"Nooooooooooooo! My dream! Dream ruined!" Wonder Woman said
"Ciaran, it's a game, its not real world domination." Said the chicken.
"What its not?" Ciaran looked really shocked.
"No, its not, its just Risk." Said the Dodo
"But the little soldiers! What about there family's? They don't suffer every time I massacre them?" Ciaran said
"No Ciaran." Super man/Clark Kent/Ernie the leprechaun.
"Just spoil my fun." Ciaran sulked
"But we can kill the girl now and steal her powers!" The chicken said. I never liked the chicken.
"I ate your brother last night!!" I screamed.
"What?"
"Chicken dude! I ate chicken last night!" These people are thick
"Oh right, huh, she's weird, and she ate Sam, I thought he was in Scotland! She must die!"
"No I'm powerful, ha ha! And a walking, talking dictionary!" I said to scare them.
"SHE MUST DIE, I ALONE AM BEST!" Ciaran/Wonder Woman is not a guy/ (this is so not right) woman to mess with.
HUNTERS POV
I burst dramatically through the door. It's my job as seeker if I'm going to get the bad guys I have to do it.
"Hey dude! That dude broke the door!" Said a chicken man.
"Hey dude, where's my car, dude?" said a dude impersonating Mr. Fibbles (hey this dude thing is catchy).
"What? Dude, you don't drive a car." Said the chicken dude.
"Stop saying dude!!!!" Mr. Fibbles said
"Sorry dude" I like the word dude.
"Hunter you've come to save me! That thing's true! If you keep something long enough you will find as use for it!" Morgan? What's she doing here?
"Uh yeah save you from this evil coven of darkness and evilness and chickens." I just came to play risk, I never get my fun.
"Were just known as Amyranth now." Said the Dodo
"Oh right" I said I like there old name better.
"So you don't mind if I just take Morgan and go?" I said hopefully.
"Nah you have to fight for me! That's cooler! Anyway your kick ass right?" uh……I called upon all the powers of the council then bowed. It's traditional. Then pulled of all these really nifty Kung Fu moves I looked so cool! I saw Morgan staring in wonder! I could kick any chicken/wonder woman/ super dude/ dodo ass! The penguin came up and………
MORGANS POV
Hunter's unconscious. He got pinged in the head by a penguin. I mean come on a penguin! Why me. Why did I have to have such a pathetic boyfriend? Now I'm going to die. Sob. But he does look really hot unconscious.
"Ahhhh" Somebody mumbled
"Hunter your awake!" I said
"Awe you were worried about me?" he asked smiling
"Yeah" sure let's go with that. I was think more along the lines of he was faking it and now was going to save my ass but cant expect too much of him, he is blonde.
"Awe I love you." He said
"I love you too." I'll just play along because I see what's coming. Make out session.
"Um can we kill them now?" asked the chicken.
"Yes please." Ciaran said.
"Hey do you mind! I'm making out here! I'm going to die for gods sake at least let me have some fun!" I shouted.
"I'll never eat cheese again!" I cried suddenly coming to a horrible realization.
"I'm telling you cheese will make Sky sober!"
"Hunter not now!" I said
"Ill never taste diet coke again….." sob "or eat pop tarts!"
"Or be with me!" Hunter said.
"Hmm yeah that too."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YEAH THAT TOO?!?" Uh Oh busted.
"Uh nothing." Get back to making out!
"Right we need to start the ritual now." Ciaran said.
"Oh fine!" I got up and dragged Hunter over to where the ritual was set up. Woo candles pretty. They went round us in a circle. This was kinda scary! Then………….
"Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo. Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doooooooo." They're singing the birdie song! Monsters! This is an in human ritual! It's truly evil!
"Ahhhh! Hunter save me I want out!"
"Um…. hold on, I'll think back to what it said in the book what did I do then…"
"Huh?" What the hell is he on about!!!
"Ah Ha! Ciaran's your father!" He shouted. Everybody stopped.
"Nooooooooooooooooooo!" I get wonder woman!!! Why wonder woman!
"What?" Ciaran asked.
"She's your daughter no do the nice fatherly thing and let us go!"
"No I'm evil!" He said back
"But you did it in the book!" this is so confusing, is EVERYONE in on this book thing but me?
"Oh fine." He sighed
"Whoop to dee whoop! Come on Moron, I mean Morgan!" Why does he keep doing that?
5 minutes later sitting on the museum steps
"I'm sure you're supposed to be crying just now." Hunter said
"Huh? Why?" He's weird.
"Because you are! It says in the book." Not the book again please!
"What book? How do you know all this stuff?" I asked
"Because I am the all seeing oracle!" He said dramatically, in the middle of a publics place while I was sitting beside him in a cheap white robe. Why was I in a white robe anyway? How did I get into it?
"Wow really?" I asked despite the fact that we were already getting funny looks.
"No."
"Awww" No fun.
"What are you then?"
"A smart ass from England, with a spoon up his arse."
"Oh." How boring. Why is he my boyfriend again and what cruel person made us soul mates!!!
"And also I know nothing because my head is to far up my arse to see anything in the real world, and also I don't have a TV." That can't be very comfy, head and a spoon up your arse. Hold the phone…
"YOU HAVE NO TV!!"
"You've been to my house loads of times you know I don't!" Oh yeah.
"I thought it was in another room or….something." Then Robbie ran past and chucked a huge egg at us. Hunter caught it with his lightning fast seeker skills but then dropped it because of his Hunter skills. It didn't brake woo, special giant purple egg! Unbreakable!
"Hunter, Morgan! Run!!!" Huh? Oh! Police are running down the steps towards us! Not good! We ran.
HERE ENDETH THE BIG PEAR. TA DA!!!!
"I've finished all the books! Ha!" Cal shouted
"Really you read them all?" Morgan asked amazed.
"No I got them on tape." He looked at his feat in shame. I flew out the window. My time here is done.
"Good bye all!" I said
"Good bye Mr. Pigeon!" Morgan cried
"He said coo Morgan" Hunter gave me a strange look.
"He speaks to me!" Hunter still looked confused.
"You understand pigeon?"
"Uh Yeah" Morgan is very wise I think so coo to Hunter!!!!
"You're odd"