Momomiya Ichigo was reluctantly on her way to work when it happened. Giant, glowy-ish lasers shot from the sky, and scary-ful dubbed voices with funky Britishaccents laughed evilly. The world was in peril! 4kids entertainment would soon bring a horrible, Americanized end!

Neko Makai (That would be me!) shot up in her bed. "Whoa, what a nightmare!" She got up and looked out her window. It was still night time, so she went back to bed for the time being…

She woke up to the sun shining through the window, and shuffled along the floor in her fuzzy pink bunny slippers to her closet, and got dressed. She was hungry, and since her parents were out, she decided to take her allowance and go to the coffee shop nearby. It was a tall, pink, girly looking building called 'Café Mew Mew'.

She walked inside, sitting down at a table, before she realized there were no people inside. So, obviously, she decided to get up and look around for a reason, because the sign on the door clearly read "OPEN". Then, underneath a table she found a note scribbled in odd handwriting…

"HELP! We've been kidnapped by 4kids entertainment dubbers we're at -"

And then the note cut off, where the write must have been taken away…

AT 4KIDS -

"Let me go!" Ichigo-san yelped, as it appeared she was chained to a chair.

"Never!" hissed an evil dubber dude, smirking as he looked at them pointedly. "Not until we give you WHOLE NEW identities!"

"Monsters!" Zakuro glared angrily, as she was also chained to a chair next to Ichigo's.

"Hmm…" another dubber mumbled as her stared at Zakuro, "Your new name will be…Renee Roberts!"
"Brilliant!" the other dubber said with evil delight, "write it down!"

"I'm already on it, sir!"

"You can't change her name like that!" Mint yelled angrily at the dubber.

"Your name is Corina Bucksworth!" he spat back.
"What?" Pudding yelled, "Aizawa -nee chan's name was just fine!"

"What will her name be?" Dubber #2 asked, glancing over at the other.
"Fong Pudding…She's hard to re-name…But we must Americanize her! We shall leave no trace of her original heritage!"
Dubber #2 gasps audibly at the thought. "Never!"

"Escuse me…"Lettuce mumbled timidly ,"Why not leave Pudding-san's name? It's already been translated by TokyoPop to 'Pudding' rather than Purin-san."

"Never!" both dubbers look at each other terrified of leaving a name sanely alone. After they regain their composure, the first dubber has a light bulb pop up over his head.

"We can call her ''Kiki' !"

"Yes! That's a sensible name; and we can make her last name 'Benjamin', so we can remove all traces of the Japanese culture!"

Ryou and Keichiro, who have been quiet for the most part this entire time,both get determined looks on their faces.

"You can't kidnap us and change our names!" Ryou yells at them.

"What's his name again?" Dubber #1 asks.

"Elliot Grant, sir."

"Perfect. And his partner?"

"Wesley J. Coolridge."

"Brilliant. What does the 'J' stand for?"

"I have no idea."

"Have it by tommorow morning."

"Yes sir!"

To be Continued.

What will happen to the Mew Mew's ? Will Neko be able to save them in time? And where are the aliens and Masaya? Stay tuned!