TOTALLY
The totally Riveting and Anticipated Sequel to "Absolutely" by ofDiamonds
Genre: Harry Potter sappyRomance/clichéDrama/MARY SUE parody/ humor
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or anything related to it. They all belong to J.K. Rowling. The songs used in this do not belong to me either. I don't own anything okay I'm sorry. Now you made me feel bad…
'Shipping: Much like the first, this centers around a stupid relationship between a Mary Sue and cannon character, but will have plenty of needless subplots in which various couples work out.
Summary: Kidnapped by death eaters as a baby, Jane is the product of many horrible experiments. Search for the cure leads her to Hogwarts, where she befriends the whole cast, including the charming Oliver Wood (don't ask how he got there). Also new at the school is the MYSTERIOUS new Professor Sugar Combe, who looks a lot like Jane, and even more like someone we'd all like to forget…
Misc. Banter: Please note the first chapter was supposed to be the start of a REAL story written by one of my friends a long time ago, before she new of The Sue. I've changed a few things around, but the rest of the story will be written with a bit more exaggeration.
It was late at night when a crazy dream came over Harry like a mist. Lord Voldemort was breaking into a house. The family that lived there consisted of a mother, father, and a daughter. The mother told the girl to run and out the back door she went. Voldemort moved in on them and said, "Join me and we could rule the world."
"Never! We will never join you," yelled the mother with passion in her voice.
Voldemort grew angry and used the death curse on them. Then he went outside to catch the girl but there no sign of her anywhere. He yelled with anger at the moon and walked back into the house. He tore up the place looking for something that couldn't be found. He gave up and left. He didn't go through the front door but just disappeared from sight.
The dream blurs for a second. Down from the willow tree jumped the girl. She was tall and slender, with long black hair as black as midnight. Her eyes are glittering black…like midnight. She looks vaguely familiar to Harry. She runs inside and sees what happened. She lowered her head and vanishes into thin air. Just before she does, Harry gets a brief glimpse of a nametag on her jacket. "Hello My Name is JANE" it says in all caps.
Harry is breathing hard and sweating. He sits up and shakes his head, making his black hair swing all around.
"What's the matter?" asked Ron, changing back into past tense. This was getting kind of freaky. Harry's scar was bothering him again but all of the sudden it stopped. He laid back down on his Hogwarts bed and drifted off to sleep.