I don't know what happened after that because I went straight to bed. When I woke up in the morning though, the couch was empty the petitions to my brother's room was closed.

I looked at my watch, damn, why do I always wake up this early? It was five- fifteen am. So I decided to and get a bite to eat.

While I am sitting the eating the coco pops that I just felt the urge to have this morning I started thinking, what does he have that I don't? Why does he always get the girl? What is it about him? Why don't I have it? Is it because he's the younger one? But I thought that the chicks always dug the older guys. And it's not that he's years younger or anything, two nanoseconds for god's sake! We're practically the same age!

If that's what makes the difference then chicks are stupid! That's all there is for it. We even look the same! I mean, exactly the same! What if we weren't programs? Would it still be the same?

What if weren't identical? Would it still be the same then? Am I doomed to have my brother get all the girls? Is it going to be like this my whole life? Am I doomed to be a single man?

Maybe I should just walk up to an agent and say 'there's not enough room for the two of us! Just take me! Get it over with!' maybe the agent I cut...I mean I'm sure he'd want some revenge.

Ok, this is all I have typed out so far but I hope to get more done very soon, I hope its not too gordy...

But anyway please r&r