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Kay... before you people even get a chance to read and comment, I KNOW Kouga has issues...(that ought to have you wondering...)

Actually, since he's already weird in my fic...

Kouga might be a little, um... confused... if you catch my drift...

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'Ships: Kagome/Inuyasha, Sango/Miroku

Chapter Title: The Grand Plan?

Chapter Teaser: "My involvement is crucial?" Inuyasha repeated incredulously, dropping his "I'm bad" stance to stare at Kikyo, mouth agape. "What the hell are we planning here? A murder?"

Notes: "words"- means speaking; 'words'- means thinking; italics- emphasis on words

Dedication: To my 3 Favorite Inuyasha writers: Rozefire, Rogue Pryde and Pline. Thanks you guys!

Disclaimer: If I owned Inuyasha...

Kikyo would be dead! Six feet under! With no hopes of returning!

ahem> That is all.

Chapter Two: The Grand Plan?

"Inuyasha! Get down here you lazy Hanyou!"

'Damn.' The aforementioned hanyou mentally cursed his luck. "What, Kikyo?" He snapped, coming downstairs in a button-down shirt, unbuttoned, showing one of his many wife beaters, and blue jeans. The girl called Kikyo, her long, raven hair secured in a bun at the nape of her neck and a business-like skirt suit on, gave him a glare. She is Inuyasha's father's secretary/personal assistant. Not to mention, selected for vice president upon winning the election. "Well. For one, why are you wearing jeans?" Inuyasha looked down at his dark blue cargo pants, then back up at Kikyo. As if stating the obvious, he shrugged and replied, "Cuz, I wanna." (typical...)

Kikyo sighed, trying to refrain from rolling her eyes. "Well, after I discuss Kouga with you, you're to go and change into those black slacks." Inuyasha did not refrain from rolling his eyes, and did so while responding incredulously, "Kouga? Please. That wolf has no idea what he's talking about. Dad only hired him 'cause he's demon. That, and Sesshomaru's too busy 'acting' to 'help' the campaign." Kikyo huffed impatiently, trying to hold herself back. How she longed to throttle the little half-blooded, half-wit... She shook her head indignantly.

"Inuyasha," She said in her "warning" tone, promptly making Inuyasha cross his arms and cast his eyes towards the ceiling. "Your father hired Kouga as campaign manager. He has an idea and the only reason I am asking for your approval is because your involvement is crucial. So crucial in fact, that it could mean the success of the campaign."

"My involvement is crucial?" Inuyasha repeated incredulously, dropping his "I'm bad" stance to stare at Kikyo, mouth agape. "What the hell are we planning here? A murder?"

Inuyasha chuckled a bit insanely after making that statement. It was of course, ludicrous. Kikyo stepped forward, looking hastily around, as if searching for eavesdroppers, "Well. Not a murder, per se..." That lit the fuse to one of Inuyasha's many anger bombs, "What the hell do you mean, per se?" Kikyo looked a little nervous now, but her voice was steady, "I mean we aren't planning a murder. More of like a..." She tapered off, trying to find the best way to say the next few words without angering Inuyasha further.

Just then, Kouga bustedthrough the double doors. The two stopped arguing to stare at Kouga's, well, different ensemble. He was wearing a velvet jacket and pants with a white shirt, all with the Nike symbol emblazoned on them. But the reason Inuyasha and Kikyo were staring was because of the color of the velvet pants and jacket: PINK. Kouga was dressed from head to toe in pink. Apparently unaware that his outfit was so shocking, he announced that he had been listening on the other side, and proceeded to finish Kikyo's sentence for her. And boy, did he ever word that sentence wrong...

"More of like... torture and kidnap."

"WHAT?"

Kikyo also looked a tad bit shocked to learn this news as well. "Yeah, what?" Kouga looked at Kikyo and then scoffed, "Please. You knew all about this." "Not the torturing part!" She hissed. "Whatever. You expect mutt-dog to be capable of getting through it?" Kouga growled, eyeing Inuyasha warily. Inuyasha growled back, and Kikyo stepped in-between them. "Well, Kouga. As brilliant as that is, who exactly are we to kidnap and what would it accomplish?"

Kouga smiled at the girl and then set to pacing back and forth in front of her and the hanyou, index finger extended like Sherlock Holmes when he has discovered something, trying to prove his point (if he actually has one), "Ahem. My genius plan: We are gonna kidnap Kagome Higurashi, aight? The Prez's daughter." He then tried to imitate Kikyo, using words way bigger than his mouth, not to mention his brain capacity, "We will threaten the president with Kagome's imminent demise if he does not comply with our wishes. That should bring the Prez's popularity down, yo."

Did I mention Kouga has a strange affinity for trying to act like he's in the 'hood? "The Prez" is his nickname affiliated with the president, while he tries to end every sentence with a word from a rap song. Words such as "yo" or "dawg". The use of "dawg", however, according to Kouga, was completely killed by Randy from American Idol. For one whole week, (after Snoop Dogg released his own form of lingo, adding 'izzle' to the end of just about every word) it was even "fo' shizzle".

Kouga's strange proclamation was greeted with silence...

...followed by hysterical laughter on Inuyasha's part.

"Do...you...have...any...idea how s-stupid that is?" Inuyasha gasped in-between fits of laughter, as Kouga growled threateningly. The secretary managed a small smile, but it looked more like a grimace, as she said, "You know, Kouga, as much as I hate to admit it..." She tapered off, raising an eyebrow at the doubled over Inuyasha, "...as much as I really hate to admit it...Inuyasha has a point." The half-demon's laughter stopped abruptly, as if his air supply had been cut off. Inuyasha now began coughing and laughing at the same time. He was choking on his own humor, not to mention shock that Kikyo agreed with him on something!

He wasn't even paying a bit of mind to the girl, who was carefully pointing out the flaws in Kouga's "genius plan", using very big words. And he didn't even scoff when Kouga, at another lame attempt to be noticed, used the familiar farewell from The Terminator, even copping a fake Australian accent like Arnold Schwarzenegger (sp?) when he yelled, "I'll be back...!"

Instead, as Inuyasha's laughter was dying down, he was wondering what the President's daughter might be doing right then...

And why Kouga wanted to use the daughter to bring down the "Prez's" popularity... Dang he should have asked that when he was mocking him...

Fo' shizzle.

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To the lovely people who have done just that already:

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