And I have three known fans here!

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Here's Chapter 3!

(and the angst is coming, soon! I promise. Before it turns too humorous!)

'Ships: Kagome/Inuyasha, Sango/Miroku

Chapter Title: Cute First Son

Chapter Teaser: That made Sango and Kagome laugh harder, causing Souta to come to drag Miroku away, whispering, "Hurry, or you'll catch it." Miroku looked at the First Son and replied, "Catch what?" "The twenty-minute, uncontrollable, I-can't-stop-laughing-at-something-stupid giggle."

Notes: "words"- means speaking; 'words'- means thinking; italics- emphasis on words

Dedication: To my 3 Favorite Inuyasha writers: Rozefire, Rogue Pryde and Pline. Thanks you guys!

Disclaimer: I don't own him. I'm not responsible for Kikyo's existence. :-) Or Inu's cute ears :-( Or the fact that I can only watch it once a week and it kills me when it's a cliffie! -Ahem-

Okay.

Chapter Three: Cute First Son

Souta stared at Miroku, obviously doubting his teaching tactics. "Miroku. Is this a Secret Agent lesson or," --Souta readied his fingers to make quotation marks at the next statement-- "an 'I'm gonna teach you how to grope girls' segment?" Miroku chuckled, ruffling Souta's hair in passing, as he replied, "Ah. And Kagome said you weren't smart..." Souta stood there for a moment, then realized something, "Hey!" He cried indignantly, running to Miroku, leaping onto his back, effectivelyknocking him off balance as they both tumbled to the ground.

Miroku and Sango are personal Secret Service agents to Kagome, but they have also grown quite fond of Souta. They were "like family" to the children, and therefore were allowed to stay with them, like normal friends. "Good for publicity...Secret Service who are like family..."- Those were the President's exact words. As long as they still had means of communicating with the Secret Service if worst came to worst, they were allowed to remain with the First Children 24/7 if they wanted to. And they wanted to.

"Frankie Muniz is teaching me better than you are!" Souta yelled, giving Miroku a noogie as payback as he turned back to the DVD player and un-paused it. Agent Cody Banks resumed play. Souta began munching on popcorn, missing his mouth at times and dropping kernels into his Spiderman-pajama-clad lap. Miroku brought himself to his feet and looked at the door to the Rose Room. It led straight out of the "family room" and into that pink monstrosity...

Exactly where Sango and Kagome currently lurked...

Kagome flipped through the channels on the television in the Rose Room, while her little German Shepherd mix puppy, Shippo, bounced around next to her on the bed. 'Typical. 500 channels, but nothing to watch...' She thought to herself. She was in a pair of Americana pajamas; a red and white striped tank top with dark blue silk pants stitched with tiny silver stars. She finally flipped to a news broadcast, showing a previously recorded campaign run.

She hadn't known the other candidate for president was a demon. "Kay. I knew you had to be over 35 to be President. And an official U.S. citizen, of course, because I wouldn't be here if Dad hadn't been born and lived in America. But I thought you at least had to be human?" Kagome asked Sango, who was lounging in a pink armchair next to the bed, reading a magazine andwearing a black t-shirt and matching pants as pajamas. She didn't look too thrilled to be in a pink-themed room.

Sango looked up from Seventeen up at the TV, then back at Kagome, "Oh. Glad you asked. Well, demons, half-blooded or full-blooded, were shunned for a time, but they are now the epitome of 'cool'. When one of the world's most famous actors, Sesshomaru, was found to be full demon, they made it, like, one of those overlooked things." Kagome stared at her, wondering how she could memorize all of that and sound exactly like a reporter or something. Sango noticed this and said, "What? It was all on a documentary on A&E last night, when there was nothing on. Sesshomaru popped on the screen, and if anything, I watched just to see if they'd show any more pictures."

Kagome nodded, thinking of the somewhat-cute (and somewhat-older) actor with the deep voice and the fluffy stuff always over one shoulder. "Right. The one everyone calls 'Lord'. So Demons are entitled to become President if they want?" Sango nodded, "Yup. If they're over 35 and a legal U.S. citizen." Kagome shrugged, turned her attention back to the TV, and stopped.

A boy behind the man speaking on TV, looking as bored as Kagome had yesterday, caught her eye. She was about to say something when Sango got there first, "Now that would make a very cute First Son. Hmm. Is that his son?" Kagome laughed and replied, "You see what I see, then?" Sango nodded, a devilish grin playing on her lips, "That long white hair. Those golden eyes. Hmm, not to mention those darling little doggie ears!" Kagome giggled, turning slightly to scratch Shippo's own "darling little doggie ears". "Too young to be his brother, unless Mummy really liked spacing out childbirths. But then again... His dad is a demon. He could be like 500 years old for all we know." She found herself saying aloud.

Sango nodded, moving over to sit on the bed next to Kagome, looking at the TV set interestedly. Kagome nudged her, and whispered dramatically, "But what about Miroku?" Sango's eyes flipped to Kagome, extremely wide, as a pinkish blush crept upon her cheeks. But she answered defiantly, "What about Miroku?" Kagome grabbed a pillow from behind her on the bed and playfully whacked Sango on the head with it. Sango gave her a comically bewildered look as Kagome giggled and replied, "Oh, puh-lease Sango! You two are so remarkably obvious, even if he can't keep his hands to himself!" At those words, such a bright blush came to the Secret Service agent's cheeks, that Kagome fell backward in a fit of giggling.

The lecher in question came to see what all the giggling was about.

He looked to the television screen to see a close-up of the candidate's son. "Ah. Checking out the competition are we?" That made Sango and Kagome laugh harder, causing Souta to come to drag Miroku away, whispering, "Hurry, or you'll catch it." Miroku looked at the First Son and replied, "Catch what?" "The twenty-minute, uncontrollable, I-can't-stop-laughing-at-something-stupid giggle." He replied knowledgeably as he pulled Miroku by the arm. A Miroku who was staring at Sango's smile...

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"Kay. New plan, yo."

"This better be good, Kouga."

"Oh, it is dog boy..."

"Lemme guess, fo' shizzle ma rizzle?"

"Ha. Ha. So funny." Kouga replied blandly, staring at Inuyasha, who was sitting down in a chair behind a desk. He was leaning back in it and had his feet propped up upon the desk. "Okay, Inu. Your job is to get close to Kagome. And then you dig up dirt on her..."

"...Find the skeletons in her closet..." Kikyo interrupted, her eyes flitting back and forth between Kouga and Inuyasha. They had almost forgotten she was there, she had been so quiet. Or maybe they had been too busy trading insults to actually notice her. Either way, they looked at her for a moment as if now really seeing her, then turned back to growling at each other.

Kouga looked a little annoyed by the interruption, but he continued anyway, "And then we sell it to the tabloids. Prez's popularity will be down faster than you can say, 'Doggy Fizzle Televizzle'."

Inuyasha stared at Kouga, his amber eyes registering some mockery. "First of all, what makes you two think she even has 'skeletons in her closet'?"

Kikyo laughed bitterly, sending involuntary shivers up Inuyasha's spine, "It's the so-called 'perfect family'...someone's going to have an issue or a flaw somewhere..."

"No one's perfect." Inuyasha said, more to himself than anyone. 'Including me,' He found himself thinking.

'So how am I gonna pull this off?'

Update coming as soon as I know people enjoy this!

I have three fans, I'm not completely worthless! (Btw- Kagome meets Inuyasha next chappie!)

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And...

To the lovely people who have done just that already:

Black-Rouge-Dapura: Here's the next chappie!

Fireling2007: I wrote more!

Pline: Ah. A little thing called suspense! Kouga, yes he's weird. I don't like Kikyo either, but I refrained from killing her. And that's a big strain. Yes, I just had to add that to the end!