Michelle's Fearless
Gaia was at Ed's house eating his underwear when she heard a squeak. Her eyes dilated, her nose started to twitch, and she jumped up onto Ed's desk causing the whole thing to collapse on itself. Then she took all the drawers out of his dresser and threw them out the window, then she head butted his mirror causing shards of glass to cut into her forehead, permanently. She tore her clothes off and started to rip apart her clothes and ran around destroying the whole house. Then she jumped out the window and landed on a cow. She sunk her teeth into its torso to kill it, but it was too late. The cow was dead.
Ed wheeled around Washington square park sniffing out Gaia. He paused for a minute and squinted, looking across the park for any little sign of Gaia. Suddenly, from across the park, he saw four gorillas walking around aimlessly. "Gaia, you bitch! Where are you?" The four gorillas turned to look at him. They let out a series of deafening grunts and stampeded over to Ed. He started screaming like a little girl and tried to wheel away as fast as he could. Just then, Gaia hopped out from behind a tree, nude. She stood in front of the gorilla herd, growling. Then, just as the first gorilla reached her, she jumped on him and ate him. The other gorillas ran away howling, deep into the woods of the forbidden forest. "Gaia, you saved my life! Thank you! I love y..." before he could finish, Gaia roared excessively loud and grabbed his wheel chair and started pushing him and running fast, off into nowhere.
Loki was just entering for the women's beauty pageant when he started licking his butt. Then a giant squirrel jumped on his face and beat him up mercilessly. When he opened his eyes he saw Gaia, cradling him in her lap muttering the names of Egyptian toilet cleaners. When she looked down at him and saw that he was awake she screamed and shook her head really realy incredibly fast and ran into the glass door and died.
The End