I walked into my house currently feeling upbeat and positive about the whole situation I was in. A good night's rest at my grandmothers had done me well. I was ready to take my mom to Luke's for coffee, after all she deserved it. Walking up the front drive, I saw my mom already sitting on the porch, so I walked over to her.

Rory: Mom?

Lorelai: Rory? My offspring! Finally, I thought you were never going to get here.

Rory: How long were you waiting here?

Lorelai: A few hours or so.

Rory: (raises eyebrow)

Lorelai: Okay! I saw you coming.

Rory: Ok ready for a giant pool of coffee?

Lorelai: Only if I can swim in it.

Rory: That could cause a problem.

(Link arms and start walking towards Lukes)

We saw the entrance to Lukes and it was crowded. When I say crowded, I mean people on the steps, line down the street crowded. There must have a weird convention for Stars Hollow, we weren't sure. So, mom and I decided on a plan.

Lorelai: (rubs her hands together) Ok so here's what we will do. You start crying.

Rory: What? Why?

Lorelai: So people will feel sorry for you. They'll let us through.

Rory: Why can't you cry?

Lorelai: Oh. I'm too old to cry.

Rory: (sighs) Fine.

We started towards the line of people slowly. Then I started burying my face in mom's shoulder. I don't know how it did, but it worked. Miss Patty was at my feet in a second.

Patty: Oh sweetie, what's wrong?

Rory: (fake crying)

Lorelai: Oh you know, she'll be fine. She just had an incident (looks at diner).

Patty: (also looking towards diner and catches on) Oh!! Goodness dear, that is awful. That young hoodlum. (Walks away)

Rory: What was that about? (Looks up)

Lorelai: What?

Rory: She thought I was crying because of Jess.

Lorelai: So?

Rory: So? I was not crying because of Jess.

Lorelai: I know that.

Rory: I was crying so we could get to the diner.

Lorelai: And I had to think of a reason for you to be crying. Since we were by the diner, that was the only thing that came into my head.

Rory: (sighs) I know.

Lorelai: Now, cry your eyes out baby.

Rory: (starts crying)

Lorelai: (pats her back) Good. Good.

(Everyone moves away so Rory and Lorelai can get to the diner. They walk in.)

Rory: Whew.

Lorelai: You should act.

Rory: (chuckles)

(Luke comes over)

Luke: That was unacceptable.

Lorelai; (innocently) What was?

Luke: The fake crying episode.

Rory: (fakes crying) But I wanted a puppy.

Lorelai: And someone to love.

Luke: (slaps the rag on the table) Oh please. No food or coffee for you.

Lorelai: (wide eyed) What?

Luke: You heard me. No coffee. For.........30 minutes.

Lorelai: How rude. I should call the police.

Luke: And tell them what?

Lorelai: That you won't feed me. I need food and especially coffee in my system.

Luke: You cheated your way into my diner.

Lorelai: (opens mouth wide) I did not. I just simply went ahead.

Luke:(amused)

Lorelai: We can't just sit here and do nothing for a half hour.

Luke: Then go home.

Lorelai: But then we won't have a nice table.

Luke: It's called outside dining.

Lorelai: (shocked) I am not speaking to you.

Luke: Fine. No coffee. No Food.

Lorelai: Luke!!!

Luke: (walks behind the counter) 30 minutes.

Lorelai: (crosses her arms)

Rory: I'm going to go see Jess.

Lorelai: Ok. Be back soon. Before I eat my hand.

Rory: Believe me, I'm sure I'll be back before you start eating body parts.

Lorelai: Don't be so sure.

I couldn't believe I was going to do this. Making a move, like my grandmother said, is taking initiative. Not saying I love you, but making an actual move. So, with that thought, I walked up the stairs to the apartment. Knocking on the door, Jess answered, obviously surprised to see me.

Jess: Rory. Hi.

Rory:(puts fingers to lips) Shhh.

( Rory pushes Jess against the back of the door after shutting it. She starts kissing him very passionately and won't stop. Jess is surprised but is enjoying it. Once the kissing has subsided Rory moves away and slowly opens the door and walks out. Jess stands there in awe.)

Jess: Wow. That girl is special.