Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, Queer eye for the straight guy or any of the labels featured in this story. But dear Shinigami I wish I did. Warning! Total insanity ahead!!!
Gundam Eye for the OZ Guy
Muahahaha!!! I've captured the Gundam boys to create my own Fab Five!! Hee hee! And guess who'll they'll be giving a make over? Yes, It's Trieze Kushranada! Oh the possiblilities! Anyhoos, on with the story!
Heero: I can't believe she's making us do this
Quatre: She is ill Heero that could be why.
Duo: Yep, the flu medicine has gone to her brain
DBZHobbit: Be nice (sniff) I'm very ill and if you make fun of me I'll 'accidentally' make you do this in pink tutus!
Gundam Boys: Eep!
DBZHobbit: Good, so who's going to do what?
Duo: (throws his arm in the air) I get dibs on grooming!
Quatre: (Mimics his best friend) I get food!
Wufei: I shall take culture then
Trowa: Interior design
Heero: What does that leave me with?
Quatre and Duo: (Giggling) Fashion!
Heero: What!
Duo: Even Trieze doesn't deserve Heero doing his clothes, I mean; the guy wears spandex shorts for Shinigami's sake!
Heero: What and a three-foot braid is the fashion statement of the year?
Duo: (Going red from anger) You did not just mock the braid!
Quatre: (Jumping in to stop the fight) I think we'll need some celebrity help then. Oh! I know! (Quatre waves his magic wand)
Duo: Where'd that come from?
Quatre: (Shrugs) I don't know... Anyway! Fashion God!
Giorgio Armani: Yes?
Quatre: Send us some help please
Giorgio Armani: Ok, but you might regret it
Poof!
DBZHobbit: (Screams like a little fan girl) IT'S RYUICHI! IT'S RYUICHI SAKUMA!
Ryuichi: Hi! Say hi Kumagorou
Kumagorou: (Waves)
(A/N If you don't know, it's Ryuichi Sakuma from Gravitation and Kumagorou is his stuffed pink bunny isn't he cute!)
Heero: I'm getting help from a guy with a pink bunny?
Ryuichi: Well, Mr K couldn't come and Shuichi's doing a gig right now so Mr Armani sent me
Heero: (Sarcastically) Great
Ryuichi: (Completely misses the sarcasm) I know, isn't it! You, Kumagorou and me can all be best friends!
Heero: o.O
Quatre: Right! Now that we've all met lets go and get Trieze!
All: Ok!
Twenty minutes later, at Trieze's house
All: (Bang on huge door like there's no tomorrow)
Trieze: (Flings door open) What!
Duo: Hiya Trieze! We've come to give you a make over so girls will like you!
Trieze: But girls already like me
Duo: well, I wouldn't be too sure about that. (Turns to others) Does a woman with a split personality and Princess Leya hair (Can't spell it) count?
Others: (All shake heads. Even Ryu-Chan who has no idea who he's talking about)
Duo: There we go then. Come on. You're coming with me, Heero and Ryuichi
Ryuichi: And Kumagorou!
Duo: Yes, and Kumagorou. Sorry I forgot you my bunny friend.
Ryuichi: Kumagorou says it's ok
Duo: Ooookaaay...
Trieze: Aren't you Ryuichi from Nittle Grasper?
Ryuichi: Yep!
Trieze: I love you're songs
Ryuichi: Thanks!
DBZHobbit: Hello! Trying to write a fic here!
Both: Sorry...
Duo: Anyway... Wu-Man, Q-Babe and... ok, I don't have a nickname for Trowa but they're going to just ransack your house ok? (Doesn't wait for a reply) Good! Lets go!
Duo, Heero and Ryuichi: (Grab Trieze and march him to the car)
Heero: Where did that car come from?
Duo: Same place as Quatre's wand?
Heero: I guess that makes sense
Ryuichi: Na no da!
Others: Huh?
Ryuichi: When people start making too much sense I make nonsense so I say 'Na no da!'
Heero and Trieze: Riiiiiight
Duo: (Puts one arm around Ryuichi's shoulders) Don't you just love this guy?
Ryuichi: (Big grin)
Heero: --;; why do I have to work with the guys who left their brains in their mothers womb?
Trieze: You got me...
Duo: Into the car and we shall see the wonders of Down Town!
Ryuichi: Yay! (Dives in car)
Duo: Erm... Ryu-Chan, That's the driver's seat and you can't drive. Especially since you're upside down.
Ryuichi: Oh... ok.
Heero: I'm driving
Duo: Aww... Fine. I call shotgun!
Heero: You were allowed to bring a gun? No fair!
Duo: -- Heero, it's an expression. I know you haven't been speaking English for very long but please, keep up.
Heero: Humph (Goes in big mood and doesn't talk while driving)
Heero: I still can't believe you're making us do this
Duo: My and Ryu-Chan think it's fun.
Heero: You two would
Ryuichi: Three! Kumagorou!
Heero: A pink bunny does not count as a person!
Ryuichi: ,n.n, Fine... Kumagorou doesn't like you anymore. We like Duo don't we Kuma-Chan?
Duo: Yeah, they like Duo (Pulls tongues at Heero)
Ok! Lets save all this for the next chap. Toodles!