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Shopping
Down Town
Duo: Yeah! We're here! Everybody out!
Trieze: (Practically throws himself out of the car as been subjected to sharing the backseat with a perky J-Rock star and his pink bunny)
Heero: (Still in big mood)
Ryuichi: Wow! It's so big! It reminds me of home! Hey, d'you think that there's a recording studio here?
Duo: Somewhere, but you're in the fashion game today Ryu-Chan and look! (He points across the road) There's where we're going to play it!
Ryuichi: Yay! I like games!
Heero: (mumbling) Figures
Duo: What was that honey?
Heero: Don't start that!
Trieze: Start what?
Duo: My game where I think of any word that annoys Heero and use it so many times it loses all meaning.
Ryuichi: Ooh! That sounds fun can I play too?
Duo: . Sure (Whispers to Ryu-Chan)
Ryuichi: . Okay! (Walks over to Heero, puts Kumagorou on his head and grabs the perfect soldier's wrist) Come and cross the road sweetie!
Heero: (Goes for his pocket but finds that his gun was banned) Nuts!
DBZHobbit: (Holding Heero's gun) Muahaha!
Heero: (Gets dragged across the road by Ryuichi)
Duo: Come on Trieze (Does the same as his Bunny wielding friend)
In the Store
Heero: (To Duo) Well, what am I supposed to do now?
Duo: Hey, this is you're job. Ask Ryu-Chan, this is the part where I get to sit back and watch all the fun!
Heero: (Growling) Some help you are
Ryuichi: Do I get to play the fashion game now?
Heero: Yeah, I guess
Ryuichi: Great! How do I play?
Heero: Huh?
Ryuichi: All games have rules. What are the rules for the fashion game?
Heero: Erm.... Make Trieze look good?
Duo: (Snigger)
Heero: (Death glare)
Duo: o.o
Ryuichi: Ok! Can I start now?
Heero: (Swings arm out to clothes rails) Be my guest (Sits down next to Duo and a panic stricken Trieze)
Duo: That's cheating. You're going to let Ryu-Chan do all of the work.
Heero: If he wants to do it then let him do it. He'll do a better job of humiliating Trieze than me anyway.
Duo: Uh huh, and the fact that you don't know the first thing about clothes doesn't come into that equation?
Heero: Oh shut up
Duo: .
Ryuichi: (Big pile of clothes in his arms) Ok Mr Trieze. I'm ready!
Trieze: O.O Eep!
Ryuichi: (Leads him into dressing room) Ok, ooh, look you can put on this Armani jacket, oh and this Diesel T-Shirt. But you've got to take the jacket off first. Ooh yeah! Kumagorou said that you should put the Levis jeans on too and he says that the Jimmy Choo dress shoes will look great!
Heero: I can't believe that Trieze is taking fashion advice from a pink bunny.
Duo: I know but it should be hilarious when he comes out.
Half and Hour Later
Ryuichi: Finished! (Pops out of dressing room) You ready?
Heero and Duo: (Nod)
Ryuichi: (Throws curtain back) Ta Daaaa!!!! (Trieze is wearing black jeans, a red t-shirt and a black dinner jacket) and look! He can wear it with the blue shirt instead of the red t-shirt!
Heero: O.O I don't believe it
Duo: O.O neither do I
Both: He actually looks ok!
Ryuichi: . Did I win?
Heero: Huh?
Ryuichi: Did I win the fashion game?
Duo: Yeah, Ryu-Chan you won!
Ryuichi: Did you hear that Kumagorou! We won! Yay! (Starts Dancing with Kumagorou)
Duo, Heero and Trieze: o.O
Duo: (Snaps out of it) Well, it's off to the salon!
Trieze and Heero: Oh great...
In the Salon
Duo: (Shoves Trieze into the chair) Right, I'm going to do you're hair and then I'm going to let the lovely ladies give you a massage, apply the moisturiser, cleanser etc and then I'll give you the low-down on what you new hair care regime is. Okay? .
Trieze: o.O Heero: Duo, you're going to do his hair?
Duo: Well, duh. I'm the guy best suited to the job. My hair doesn't just pop into place like yours does you know. When I wash it, it has to be shampooed twice, conditioned once and blow-dried with special serum so it doesn't go frizzy. Because it's in my braid all the time it goes curly so I have to straighten it, then I have to use the stuff that stops the straightening from wrecking my hair. And Then I braid it again.
Heero: I'd just cut the whole lot off and save myself the trouble. That's why we need four bathrooms in the house is it? Because you spend about 2 hours doing your hair?
Duo: Of course
Heero: I wouldn't bother
Duo: That's why you're not doing Trieze's hair. Hey! Where'd he go!
Trieze: (Trying to crawl out without being noticed)
Duo and Heero: (Grab Trieze and shove him in the chair again)
Duo: (Ties Trieze to the chair) Right. Now I'm going to wash it.
Narrator (a.k.a me): Duo washes Trieze's hair thoroughly, so thoroughly that Heero thought that Trieze was going to pass out. He then wheeled Trieze back to the cutting/styling area (He was wheeled because Duo didn't trust him to get back in the chair again if he was removed from it) the lovable Shinigami then grabbed the scissors and looked around for inspiration.
Duo: (Big evil grin) Muahahaha!
Trieze: What are you doing?
Duo: (Innocently) Oh nothing. (Begins to cut away at Trieze's hair)
Heero and Ryuichi: (Watching wide eyed) O.O (but Ryu-Chan was more like this) 0.0
Duo: Done!
Ryuichi: Hey he looks like Gomez Addams!
Heero: From the Addams Family? Turn him around Duo and let me see
Duo: (Turns the chair around with a big grin on his face)
Trieze: (Whimpering)
Heero: Oh yeah, I see it now!
Trieze: ,n.n, Ryuichi: He looks funny! Doesn't he Kuma-Chan! (Makes the bunny nod)
Heero: For once I agree with the rabbit, good job Du
Duo: (Blushes) Thanks
Narrator: Trieze is led away (Still whimpering) to get his facial care stuff on (Couldn't be bothered to repeat what Duo had said) when he came back his face was clean and sparkly and he looked relaxed. That was until he saw our three friends and came extremely nervous again.
Duo: Now, you have to look after your hair, you've got to gel it that, lets face it, you're used to. If you don't it'll all stick up and go fluffy and trust me, you don't want that. When you wash it make sure you shampoo twice and condition once then rinse it for all you're worth.
Trieze: (Sniffling) ok
Duo: Great! Now lets go back and see what the others have done to your house!
Trieze: ,O.O,
Whee! Second chapter done! Next, what has Trowa done to his house, what's Quatre going to make Trieze cook and what on earth is Wufei supposed to do!
Wufei: Even I don't know that
Duo: (Sticks hand in the air and waves it around jumping up and down on the balls of his feet) Oh! Oh! I do! I do!
Wufei: Go on Maxwell. What have I got to do?
Duo: (Grinning) You've got to be cultural!
Wufei: -.-;; Maxwell!
Duo and Ryuichi: (Snickering about the little joke in the corner)
Heero: We've really got to do something about them...
Shopping
Down Town
Duo: Yeah! We're here! Everybody out!
Trieze: (Practically throws himself out of the car as been subjected to sharing the backseat with a perky J-Rock star and his pink bunny)
Heero: (Still in big mood)
Ryuichi: Wow! It's so big! It reminds me of home! Hey, d'you think that there's a recording studio here?
Duo: Somewhere, but you're in the fashion game today Ryu-Chan and look! (He points across the road) There's where we're going to play it!
Ryuichi: Yay! I like games!
Heero: (mumbling) Figures
Duo: What was that honey?
Heero: Don't start that!
Trieze: Start what?
Duo: My game where I think of any word that annoys Heero and use it so many times it loses all meaning.
Ryuichi: Ooh! That sounds fun can I play too?
Duo: . Sure (Whispers to Ryu-Chan)
Ryuichi: . Okay! (Walks over to Heero, puts Kumagorou on his head and grabs the perfect soldier's wrist) Come and cross the road sweetie!
Heero: (Goes for his pocket but finds that his gun was banned) Nuts!
DBZHobbit: (Holding Heero's gun) Muahaha!
Heero: (Gets dragged across the road by Ryuichi)
Duo: Come on Trieze (Does the same as his Bunny wielding friend)
In the Store
Heero: (To Duo) Well, what am I supposed to do now?
Duo: Hey, this is you're job. Ask Ryu-Chan, this is the part where I get to sit back and watch all the fun!
Heero: (Growling) Some help you are
Ryuichi: Do I get to play the fashion game now?
Heero: Yeah, I guess
Ryuichi: Great! How do I play?
Heero: Huh?
Ryuichi: All games have rules. What are the rules for the fashion game?
Heero: Erm.... Make Trieze look good?
Duo: (Snigger)
Heero: (Death glare)
Duo: o.o
Ryuichi: Ok! Can I start now?
Heero: (Swings arm out to clothes rails) Be my guest (Sits down next to Duo and a panic stricken Trieze)
Duo: That's cheating. You're going to let Ryu-Chan do all of the work.
Heero: If he wants to do it then let him do it. He'll do a better job of humiliating Trieze than me anyway.
Duo: Uh huh, and the fact that you don't know the first thing about clothes doesn't come into that equation?
Heero: Oh shut up
Duo: .
Ryuichi: (Big pile of clothes in his arms) Ok Mr Trieze. I'm ready!
Trieze: O.O Eep!
Ryuichi: (Leads him into dressing room) Ok, ooh, look you can put on this Armani jacket, oh and this Diesel T-Shirt. But you've got to take the jacket off first. Ooh yeah! Kumagorou said that you should put the Levis jeans on too and he says that the Jimmy Choo dress shoes will look great!
Heero: I can't believe that Trieze is taking fashion advice from a pink bunny.
Duo: I know but it should be hilarious when he comes out.
Half and Hour Later
Ryuichi: Finished! (Pops out of dressing room) You ready?
Heero and Duo: (Nod)
Ryuichi: (Throws curtain back) Ta Daaaa!!!! (Trieze is wearing black jeans, a red t-shirt and a black dinner jacket) and look! He can wear it with the blue shirt instead of the red t-shirt!
Heero: O.O I don't believe it
Duo: O.O neither do I
Both: He actually looks ok!
Ryuichi: . Did I win?
Heero: Huh?
Ryuichi: Did I win the fashion game?
Duo: Yeah, Ryu-Chan you won!
Ryuichi: Did you hear that Kumagorou! We won! Yay! (Starts Dancing with Kumagorou)
Duo, Heero and Trieze: o.O
Duo: (Snaps out of it) Well, it's off to the salon!
Trieze and Heero: Oh great...
In the Salon
Duo: (Shoves Trieze into the chair) Right, I'm going to do you're hair and then I'm going to let the lovely ladies give you a massage, apply the moisturiser, cleanser etc and then I'll give you the low-down on what you new hair care regime is. Okay? .
Trieze: o.O Heero: Duo, you're going to do his hair?
Duo: Well, duh. I'm the guy best suited to the job. My hair doesn't just pop into place like yours does you know. When I wash it, it has to be shampooed twice, conditioned once and blow-dried with special serum so it doesn't go frizzy. Because it's in my braid all the time it goes curly so I have to straighten it, then I have to use the stuff that stops the straightening from wrecking my hair. And Then I braid it again.
Heero: I'd just cut the whole lot off and save myself the trouble. That's why we need four bathrooms in the house is it? Because you spend about 2 hours doing your hair?
Duo: Of course
Heero: I wouldn't bother
Duo: That's why you're not doing Trieze's hair. Hey! Where'd he go!
Trieze: (Trying to crawl out without being noticed)
Duo and Heero: (Grab Trieze and shove him in the chair again)
Duo: (Ties Trieze to the chair) Right. Now I'm going to wash it.
Narrator (a.k.a me): Duo washes Trieze's hair thoroughly, so thoroughly that Heero thought that Trieze was going to pass out. He then wheeled Trieze back to the cutting/styling area (He was wheeled because Duo didn't trust him to get back in the chair again if he was removed from it) the lovable Shinigami then grabbed the scissors and looked around for inspiration.
Duo: (Big evil grin) Muahahaha!
Trieze: What are you doing?
Duo: (Innocently) Oh nothing. (Begins to cut away at Trieze's hair)
Heero and Ryuichi: (Watching wide eyed) O.O (but Ryu-Chan was more like this) 0.0
Duo: Done!
Ryuichi: Hey he looks like Gomez Addams!
Heero: From the Addams Family? Turn him around Duo and let me see
Duo: (Turns the chair around with a big grin on his face)
Trieze: (Whimpering)
Heero: Oh yeah, I see it now!
Trieze: ,n.n, Ryuichi: He looks funny! Doesn't he Kuma-Chan! (Makes the bunny nod)
Heero: For once I agree with the rabbit, good job Du
Duo: (Blushes) Thanks
Narrator: Trieze is led away (Still whimpering) to get his facial care stuff on (Couldn't be bothered to repeat what Duo had said) when he came back his face was clean and sparkly and he looked relaxed. That was until he saw our three friends and came extremely nervous again.
Duo: Now, you have to look after your hair, you've got to gel it that, lets face it, you're used to. If you don't it'll all stick up and go fluffy and trust me, you don't want that. When you wash it make sure you shampoo twice and condition once then rinse it for all you're worth.
Trieze: (Sniffling) ok
Duo: Great! Now lets go back and see what the others have done to your house!
Trieze: ,O.O,
Whee! Second chapter done! Next, what has Trowa done to his house, what's Quatre going to make Trieze cook and what on earth is Wufei supposed to do!
Wufei: Even I don't know that
Duo: (Sticks hand in the air and waves it around jumping up and down on the balls of his feet) Oh! Oh! I do! I do!
Wufei: Go on Maxwell. What have I got to do?
Duo: (Grinning) You've got to be cultural!
Wufei: -.-;; Maxwell!
Duo and Ryuichi: (Snickering about the little joke in the corner)
Heero: We've really got to do something about them...