Disclaimer: I don't own anything! Nothing at all! I live in a cardboard box! Oh, there's mild 3x4 and some parts you wouldn't understand if you don't know anything about Gravitation. If anyone is really confused just ask me about it ok?
At Home
Duo: We're here... and there's... an... elephant in front of the house....
Heero: What in the colonies has Trowa done?
Ryuichi: Wow! An elephant! Come on Kumagorou! Lets go play with it!
Duo: No! Ryu-Chan! You can't play with a two tonne elephant!
Ryuichi: Aww! Why not?
Heero: Does the word 'squish' mean anything to you?
Ryuichi: -.-?
Duo: Well, anyways, now I'm intrigued to know what's inside
Treize: I'm not!
Duo: I don't care, come on Heero (Grabs Treize with Heero)
Heero and Duo: (Drag Treize to house)
Ryuichi: (Follows them while waving sadly to the elephant) See you later!
Duo: (Knocks on the door) Trowa! Let us in! We want to see what you've done!
Trowa: (Through the door) He's not going to like it!
Duo: Even better!
Treize: ,O.O,
Duo: (Evil grin)
Trowa: (Opens the door with his version of the evil grin) Welcome home Treize
Treize: (In tears, bawling on the floor) My house! My beautiful house!
Trowa: I can't see what's wrong. I feel right at home now.
Treize: Exactly!
Narrator: (giggling) Treize's house looked like the inside of a big top, complete with that wood stuff all over the floor and the red and yellow material all over the ceilings and walls.
Trowa: I've just started to bring the animals in
Duo: Yeah, we saw the elephant
Ryuichi: Look! There's a lion! Ooh! And a horse! And... is that a bear!
Trowa: n .n Yep
Heero: Well done. You did all of this in three hours
Trowa: Well, I had some help from Wufei and when Quatre wasn't cooking he gave me a hand.
Duo: Speaking of my blonde metaphorical brother, where is he?
Trowa: In the kitchen, it's just past the popcorn stand
Ryuichi: POPCORN!!!!!!!
Heero: Yeah, you go play with the popcorn Ryuichi, and make sure to let Kumagorou have a real good look inside the lion's mouth
Duo: HEERO!
Heero: (innocent look, well, as innocent as he could get) What? The pink bunny might want to be a dentist.
Ryuichi: No, Kumagorou doesn't like going to the dentist
Heero and Treize: Riiiiight
In the kitchen
Duo: Hey Q-babe!
Quatre: Hi guys! How'd you like the house?
Duo: I think it's great!
Quatre: n . n it's fun isn't it!
Duo: So what are you going to make Treize cook?
Quatre: Salmon palm leaf packets and Halva for dessert.
Duo: Huh?
Quatre: (Sighs) It's salmon cooked while it's wrapped in palm leaves and Halva is an Arabian dessert.
Duo: Oh! That really really sweet stuff we had on your birthday and I eat so much that I hallucinated Heero dancing with a purple monkey?
Quatre: The one and the same.
Duo: Great! I'll go get Treize! (Dives out to go get Treize)
Treize: (Sitting on floor and crying his eyes out) My house, my beautiful house, is a circus. Is that a seal?
Duo: Treize! Time for cooking with Q-Bean!
Treize: With who?
Duo: Q-Bean! (Sees confused look on Treize's face) Quatre!
Treize: Oh, Quatre. Good, he's the sweet one.
Duo: What? You don't think I'm sweet? I'm offended! (Bursts into fake tears)
Treize: (Doesn't realise that they're fake) No! You're sweet too Duo but Quatre is the... less hyper of the two of you.
Duo: (Laughing inside that Treize thought he really was upset) Oh, that's ok then. But I'm warning you; he's a devil in the kitchen. Not even Heero goes near him (Evil grin)
Treize: Gulp.
In the kitchen
Quatre: Hi Treize, did Duo tell you what you're making with me?
Treize: No (Getting nervous at the strange smile on Duo's face)
Quatre: Oh, well, we're making Salmon in Palm leaves and Halva.
Treize: Isn't that the really sweet Arabian thing?
Quatre: Yes, now shut up so we can start
Treize: (thinking) Uh oh.
Quatre: First we do this....
Narrator: Duo left Quatre to tormenting Treize. Even he didn't want to be around when the OZ leader did something wrong and Quatre flew off the handle. He decided to make sure that Heero hadn't got something to eat Ryuichi.
Duo: Ryu-Chan! Ryu-Chan, where are you? (Thinks for a moment then sighs) Kumagorou! Here pink bunny bunny!
Ryuichi: (Holding up Kumagorou) I'm here!
Duo: Thank Shinigami you haven't been eaten.
Ryuichi: No, we've been playing doctors with the animals and we were just about to check this tiger's tonsils like Heero-Chan said to do when you called us.
Duo: Heero! Will you stop trying to get your supposed partner into an animal's stomach!
Heero: What? They like him; I can't help it if he wants to look really far into their mouths.
Duo: (Evil glare so bad that it trumps Heero's miraculously)
Heero: Eep!
Duo: (Deep threatening voice) Are you going to play nice now Heero?
Heero: (Backed into a corner) Yes.
Duo: And you'll be friendly to Ryuichi?
Heero: Yes...
Duo: And Kumagorou?
Heero: What! That little-
Duo: AND KUMAGOROU
Heero: Yes! Yes, the bunny too!
Duo: Good, now go play
Heero: (Runs off to the safety of the bathroom where the lions have made their den)
Narrator: Duo was just claming down from his 'Heero-ism' as he called it when he heard an almighty explosion coming from the kitchen.
Quatre: TREIZE! LOOK AT THIS MESS!!!!
Treize: S-sorry Quatre...
Quatre: You never, NEVER mess up my kitchen like this!!!!!!
Treize: But it's my kitchen.
Quatre: Well, it's temporarily mine!!! I'm the Chef you listen to what I say! Did you listen? NO! You didn't and now look what's happened! Argh!
Treize: (Tries to hide in bread bin) Eep! He's worse than Gordon Ramsey!
Duo: (Comes in) Who?
DBZHobbit: It's an English thing. Hell's kitchen's got nothing on Quatre's kitchen.
Duo: Huh?
DBZHobbit: You really should get to grips with the English stuff Du, I'm English after all.
Duo: Yeah, but I'm not....
DBZHobbit: (Sighs) Anyhoo, I'm not meant to be here.
Duo: No, this is my show, go away.
DBZHobbit: Humph! (Storms off)
Narrator: Duo was suddenly in a pink tutu and had been instructed to dance with Wufei, the Gundam pilot who had unfortunately just walked in.
Duo: Hey!
Wufei: Hey! Stupid Onna!
Narrator: Wufei now also appeared in a tutu but his was purple.
Wufei: What the!
DBZHobbit: (Typing evilly) MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! That's what you get for insulting me!!!!!!! Ahem, on with the story.
Narrator: Duo and Wufei are returned to normal and they stare in wonder at Quatre foaming at the mouth surrounded by sugar.
Duo: Erm, what happened?
Quatre: He... blew up.... the Halva!
Duo: I... see...
Treize: Well you kept saying, add sugar, add more, add more. So I just poured the whole thing in and it went kablooy.
DBZHobbit: Yeah, that's not possible but hey, it's my story and yes, Treize did just say 'kablooy'
Quatre: It's sweet! It's the sweetest thing on the planet! You're supposed to add lots of sugar but not the whole 3kg!
Treize: Sorry Quatre...
Quatre: You will be!
Duo and Wufei: (Grab Quatre so he can't cause any serious bodily harm to a certain aristocrat)
Duo: It's ok Q; we just wont have a dessert.
Wufei: But it's an injustice against his honour not to have his native dish!
Quatre: Yes! What Wufei said!
Duo: Shut up Wu! (Turns head and calls into the other room) TROWA!!!!!!!
Trowa: (Comes in) What?
Duo: Stop your rampaging boyfriend from killing the star of the show! We need Treize for the ratings!
Trowa: But this isn't going out on TV
Duo: Grr.... Shut up we still haven't humiliated Treize enough so we still need him, now stop Q-Bean!
Trowa: (Goes over and kisses Quatre)
Quatre: (Melts in Duo and Wufei's arms)
Trowa: There you go.
Duo: No fair, I've never had a kiss like that.
Quatre: (Practically unconcious) I wuv you Twowa
Wufei: Honestly, can't you two keep your hands off each other for a whole day?
Quatre: I wuv Twowa...
Duo: (Clicking his fingers in front of Quatre) Earth to Q-Babe! Earth to Q- Babe! This is Duo! Come in!
Quatre: I wuv Twowa...
Duo: (Sighs) I think you did a better job than we expected Trowa. Heero! Get in here!
Heero: (Still mad at Duo getting the upper hand before) What!
Duo: (Trying to hold up Quatre with Wufei... and failing) Get Quatre back to normal but not back into psycho mode.
Heero: (Walks over to Quatre) Zero Four. This is Zero One. Come in.
Duo: Tried that.
Heero: Erm.... (Thinks and then smacks Quatre upside the head)
Duo and Trowa: Hey!
Quatre: Ow! What happened? Why am I almost on the floor? Did I miss something?
Duo: Not much. Just keep Treize cooking ok Q-Bean?
Quatre: Yeah ok. (Sighs annoyingly) I guess we'll have to start the Halva AGAIN!
Treize: (Gulp)
Narrator: This time Treize checked and double checked what Quatre wanted him to do before he did it. This did annoy the blonde but at least Treize was following his instructions to the letter. After an hour or two Treize had managed to cook the Salmon in Palm leaves and the Halva. Miraculously Quatre hadn't killed the OZ leader and Heero hadn't got Ryuichi eaten by anything. Then Duo called everyone into the living room, or the centre ring as Treize's house was now a circus.
Duo: Well, we've done all the preperation that we could have done and now we have to leave so you can have your special night Treize. Or as you like to say, Act three has ended and Act four is about to begin!
Wufei: But I haven't done anything yet
Duo: Erm... Quick, think of something with culture.
Wufei: The Theatre?
Duo: Yes! The theatre! Treize can take his date to the theatre!
Quatre: But Duo, there are no shows at the theatre tonight. Nittle Grasper are having their concert there and it's completely sold out.
Duo: Yeah, so what else can we do? There's no way we'll be able to get two tickets to a fully booked Nittle Grasper concert (Starts one of his thinking moments)
Heero: (Can believe everyone's stupidity) (Starts pointing side long at Ryuichi who is staring into space next to him)
Duo: Heero? Why are you pointing at Ryu-Chan? You need to help us think of something cultural for Treize to do.
Heero: We have Nittle Grasper's lead singer here and you can't think of how to get tickets!!!
Duo: OH YEAH! Ryu-Chan! Can we have two tickets to your concert tonight please?
Ryuichi: (To Kumagorou) Will Mr K let us Kuma-Chan? Hn, I guess so. The only places left would be right behind the stage though so they'd need backstage passes. Oh yeah, we have those! Hee hee. (To Duo) Yeah sure!
Duo: (Cheers) Alrighty then! Treize, you'll get ready. Make dinner, eat dinner and then go out to Ryu-Chan's concert with your date! Great!
Treize: But who is my date?
All: (Evil Grin) That's for us to know and you to get worried sick over!
Narrator: So they all left to go and watch Treize on the T.V in their hotel room. Treize was left to get ready and be scared to near pants wetting. Who were they going to make him go on a date with?
DBZHobbit: MUAHAHA!!!!!!! This is so much fun! I've finished school so I'm updating more often! Beware Treize! BEWARE!!!!!
Wufei: Beware of the dog.
DBZHobbit: Did you just call me a dog!!!!!
Wufei: Stupid Onna
DBZHobbit: DO YOU WANT THE TUTU AGAIN!!!!!!!
Wufei: Shutting up now.
At Home
Duo: We're here... and there's... an... elephant in front of the house....
Heero: What in the colonies has Trowa done?
Ryuichi: Wow! An elephant! Come on Kumagorou! Lets go play with it!
Duo: No! Ryu-Chan! You can't play with a two tonne elephant!
Ryuichi: Aww! Why not?
Heero: Does the word 'squish' mean anything to you?
Ryuichi: -.-?
Duo: Well, anyways, now I'm intrigued to know what's inside
Treize: I'm not!
Duo: I don't care, come on Heero (Grabs Treize with Heero)
Heero and Duo: (Drag Treize to house)
Ryuichi: (Follows them while waving sadly to the elephant) See you later!
Duo: (Knocks on the door) Trowa! Let us in! We want to see what you've done!
Trowa: (Through the door) He's not going to like it!
Duo: Even better!
Treize: ,O.O,
Duo: (Evil grin)
Trowa: (Opens the door with his version of the evil grin) Welcome home Treize
Treize: (In tears, bawling on the floor) My house! My beautiful house!
Trowa: I can't see what's wrong. I feel right at home now.
Treize: Exactly!
Narrator: (giggling) Treize's house looked like the inside of a big top, complete with that wood stuff all over the floor and the red and yellow material all over the ceilings and walls.
Trowa: I've just started to bring the animals in
Duo: Yeah, we saw the elephant
Ryuichi: Look! There's a lion! Ooh! And a horse! And... is that a bear!
Trowa: n .n Yep
Heero: Well done. You did all of this in three hours
Trowa: Well, I had some help from Wufei and when Quatre wasn't cooking he gave me a hand.
Duo: Speaking of my blonde metaphorical brother, where is he?
Trowa: In the kitchen, it's just past the popcorn stand
Ryuichi: POPCORN!!!!!!!
Heero: Yeah, you go play with the popcorn Ryuichi, and make sure to let Kumagorou have a real good look inside the lion's mouth
Duo: HEERO!
Heero: (innocent look, well, as innocent as he could get) What? The pink bunny might want to be a dentist.
Ryuichi: No, Kumagorou doesn't like going to the dentist
Heero and Treize: Riiiiight
In the kitchen
Duo: Hey Q-babe!
Quatre: Hi guys! How'd you like the house?
Duo: I think it's great!
Quatre: n . n it's fun isn't it!
Duo: So what are you going to make Treize cook?
Quatre: Salmon palm leaf packets and Halva for dessert.
Duo: Huh?
Quatre: (Sighs) It's salmon cooked while it's wrapped in palm leaves and Halva is an Arabian dessert.
Duo: Oh! That really really sweet stuff we had on your birthday and I eat so much that I hallucinated Heero dancing with a purple monkey?
Quatre: The one and the same.
Duo: Great! I'll go get Treize! (Dives out to go get Treize)
Treize: (Sitting on floor and crying his eyes out) My house, my beautiful house, is a circus. Is that a seal?
Duo: Treize! Time for cooking with Q-Bean!
Treize: With who?
Duo: Q-Bean! (Sees confused look on Treize's face) Quatre!
Treize: Oh, Quatre. Good, he's the sweet one.
Duo: What? You don't think I'm sweet? I'm offended! (Bursts into fake tears)
Treize: (Doesn't realise that they're fake) No! You're sweet too Duo but Quatre is the... less hyper of the two of you.
Duo: (Laughing inside that Treize thought he really was upset) Oh, that's ok then. But I'm warning you; he's a devil in the kitchen. Not even Heero goes near him (Evil grin)
Treize: Gulp.
In the kitchen
Quatre: Hi Treize, did Duo tell you what you're making with me?
Treize: No (Getting nervous at the strange smile on Duo's face)
Quatre: Oh, well, we're making Salmon in Palm leaves and Halva.
Treize: Isn't that the really sweet Arabian thing?
Quatre: Yes, now shut up so we can start
Treize: (thinking) Uh oh.
Quatre: First we do this....
Narrator: Duo left Quatre to tormenting Treize. Even he didn't want to be around when the OZ leader did something wrong and Quatre flew off the handle. He decided to make sure that Heero hadn't got something to eat Ryuichi.
Duo: Ryu-Chan! Ryu-Chan, where are you? (Thinks for a moment then sighs) Kumagorou! Here pink bunny bunny!
Ryuichi: (Holding up Kumagorou) I'm here!
Duo: Thank Shinigami you haven't been eaten.
Ryuichi: No, we've been playing doctors with the animals and we were just about to check this tiger's tonsils like Heero-Chan said to do when you called us.
Duo: Heero! Will you stop trying to get your supposed partner into an animal's stomach!
Heero: What? They like him; I can't help it if he wants to look really far into their mouths.
Duo: (Evil glare so bad that it trumps Heero's miraculously)
Heero: Eep!
Duo: (Deep threatening voice) Are you going to play nice now Heero?
Heero: (Backed into a corner) Yes.
Duo: And you'll be friendly to Ryuichi?
Heero: Yes...
Duo: And Kumagorou?
Heero: What! That little-
Duo: AND KUMAGOROU
Heero: Yes! Yes, the bunny too!
Duo: Good, now go play
Heero: (Runs off to the safety of the bathroom where the lions have made their den)
Narrator: Duo was just claming down from his 'Heero-ism' as he called it when he heard an almighty explosion coming from the kitchen.
Quatre: TREIZE! LOOK AT THIS MESS!!!!
Treize: S-sorry Quatre...
Quatre: You never, NEVER mess up my kitchen like this!!!!!!
Treize: But it's my kitchen.
Quatre: Well, it's temporarily mine!!! I'm the Chef you listen to what I say! Did you listen? NO! You didn't and now look what's happened! Argh!
Treize: (Tries to hide in bread bin) Eep! He's worse than Gordon Ramsey!
Duo: (Comes in) Who?
DBZHobbit: It's an English thing. Hell's kitchen's got nothing on Quatre's kitchen.
Duo: Huh?
DBZHobbit: You really should get to grips with the English stuff Du, I'm English after all.
Duo: Yeah, but I'm not....
DBZHobbit: (Sighs) Anyhoo, I'm not meant to be here.
Duo: No, this is my show, go away.
DBZHobbit: Humph! (Storms off)
Narrator: Duo was suddenly in a pink tutu and had been instructed to dance with Wufei, the Gundam pilot who had unfortunately just walked in.
Duo: Hey!
Wufei: Hey! Stupid Onna!
Narrator: Wufei now also appeared in a tutu but his was purple.
Wufei: What the!
DBZHobbit: (Typing evilly) MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! That's what you get for insulting me!!!!!!! Ahem, on with the story.
Narrator: Duo and Wufei are returned to normal and they stare in wonder at Quatre foaming at the mouth surrounded by sugar.
Duo: Erm, what happened?
Quatre: He... blew up.... the Halva!
Duo: I... see...
Treize: Well you kept saying, add sugar, add more, add more. So I just poured the whole thing in and it went kablooy.
DBZHobbit: Yeah, that's not possible but hey, it's my story and yes, Treize did just say 'kablooy'
Quatre: It's sweet! It's the sweetest thing on the planet! You're supposed to add lots of sugar but not the whole 3kg!
Treize: Sorry Quatre...
Quatre: You will be!
Duo and Wufei: (Grab Quatre so he can't cause any serious bodily harm to a certain aristocrat)
Duo: It's ok Q; we just wont have a dessert.
Wufei: But it's an injustice against his honour not to have his native dish!
Quatre: Yes! What Wufei said!
Duo: Shut up Wu! (Turns head and calls into the other room) TROWA!!!!!!!
Trowa: (Comes in) What?
Duo: Stop your rampaging boyfriend from killing the star of the show! We need Treize for the ratings!
Trowa: But this isn't going out on TV
Duo: Grr.... Shut up we still haven't humiliated Treize enough so we still need him, now stop Q-Bean!
Trowa: (Goes over and kisses Quatre)
Quatre: (Melts in Duo and Wufei's arms)
Trowa: There you go.
Duo: No fair, I've never had a kiss like that.
Quatre: (Practically unconcious) I wuv you Twowa
Wufei: Honestly, can't you two keep your hands off each other for a whole day?
Quatre: I wuv Twowa...
Duo: (Clicking his fingers in front of Quatre) Earth to Q-Babe! Earth to Q- Babe! This is Duo! Come in!
Quatre: I wuv Twowa...
Duo: (Sighs) I think you did a better job than we expected Trowa. Heero! Get in here!
Heero: (Still mad at Duo getting the upper hand before) What!
Duo: (Trying to hold up Quatre with Wufei... and failing) Get Quatre back to normal but not back into psycho mode.
Heero: (Walks over to Quatre) Zero Four. This is Zero One. Come in.
Duo: Tried that.
Heero: Erm.... (Thinks and then smacks Quatre upside the head)
Duo and Trowa: Hey!
Quatre: Ow! What happened? Why am I almost on the floor? Did I miss something?
Duo: Not much. Just keep Treize cooking ok Q-Bean?
Quatre: Yeah ok. (Sighs annoyingly) I guess we'll have to start the Halva AGAIN!
Treize: (Gulp)
Narrator: This time Treize checked and double checked what Quatre wanted him to do before he did it. This did annoy the blonde but at least Treize was following his instructions to the letter. After an hour or two Treize had managed to cook the Salmon in Palm leaves and the Halva. Miraculously Quatre hadn't killed the OZ leader and Heero hadn't got Ryuichi eaten by anything. Then Duo called everyone into the living room, or the centre ring as Treize's house was now a circus.
Duo: Well, we've done all the preperation that we could have done and now we have to leave so you can have your special night Treize. Or as you like to say, Act three has ended and Act four is about to begin!
Wufei: But I haven't done anything yet
Duo: Erm... Quick, think of something with culture.
Wufei: The Theatre?
Duo: Yes! The theatre! Treize can take his date to the theatre!
Quatre: But Duo, there are no shows at the theatre tonight. Nittle Grasper are having their concert there and it's completely sold out.
Duo: Yeah, so what else can we do? There's no way we'll be able to get two tickets to a fully booked Nittle Grasper concert (Starts one of his thinking moments)
Heero: (Can believe everyone's stupidity) (Starts pointing side long at Ryuichi who is staring into space next to him)
Duo: Heero? Why are you pointing at Ryu-Chan? You need to help us think of something cultural for Treize to do.
Heero: We have Nittle Grasper's lead singer here and you can't think of how to get tickets!!!
Duo: OH YEAH! Ryu-Chan! Can we have two tickets to your concert tonight please?
Ryuichi: (To Kumagorou) Will Mr K let us Kuma-Chan? Hn, I guess so. The only places left would be right behind the stage though so they'd need backstage passes. Oh yeah, we have those! Hee hee. (To Duo) Yeah sure!
Duo: (Cheers) Alrighty then! Treize, you'll get ready. Make dinner, eat dinner and then go out to Ryu-Chan's concert with your date! Great!
Treize: But who is my date?
All: (Evil Grin) That's for us to know and you to get worried sick over!
Narrator: So they all left to go and watch Treize on the T.V in their hotel room. Treize was left to get ready and be scared to near pants wetting. Who were they going to make him go on a date with?
DBZHobbit: MUAHAHA!!!!!!! This is so much fun! I've finished school so I'm updating more often! Beware Treize! BEWARE!!!!!
Wufei: Beware of the dog.
DBZHobbit: Did you just call me a dog!!!!!
Wufei: Stupid Onna
DBZHobbit: DO YOU WANT THE TUTU AGAIN!!!!!!!
Wufei: Shutting up now.