Genki: Ahh, isn't it a beautiful day? I got a pic of Yuan done on the compy, I just finished up some ramen... and I have a couple of hours yet, home alone!
Kratos: You should be in bed, asleep.
Genki: I slept in though! I needed a day off anyway... u.u; I push myself too hard in everything. So I told my mom I needed some sleep after not feeling good after the past two days (which is the truth) and she let me stay home today! Ick... too much pepper on the bottom of the bowl. XP
Kratos: But you should be trying to get all the sleep you can get!
Genki: ::yawns:: ::blush::
Kratos: See?
Genki: No! I cannot let this sudden inspiration get away from me!! ::has a butterfly net in hand:: I won't let this story get away!! ::chases butterfly labeled, "Good story!" with net::
Kratos: Dear goddess....
Genki: Hee! n.n Oh, and if you have no idea what yaoi is...
It's gay!
Cute gay guys I wanna cuddle!
Because gay guys are cute and awesome!
Even though I don't know any personally!
Yay!
Kratos: 0.o;; ... I can't believe you're writing this.
Lloyd: You can't believe it?! She's writing it about me!!
Kratos: It'll be okay.
Lloyd: ::crying:: No, it won't...
Genki: Do my disclaimer, somebody!
Lloyd: ::angrily:: Genki doesn't own anything because she's an annoying bitch!
Genki: Thank you! ::catches butterfly:: LET'S START!!
Lloyd's Sick!
Chapter 1
On their journey to collect Expheres, Lloyd, Colette and Noishe were lazily laying in the grass, watching the clouds.
"What does that one look like?" Colette asked Lloyd, pointing upward.
"Which one?"
"That one."
"I can't tell which one you're pointing to!" Lloyd laughed. "Which cloud?"
"The one beside the clouds that look like a teapot and a whale."
"Teapot and a whale?" Looking up, Lloyd found the cloud Colette had pointed to. "Hmm... I dunno..."
"Doesn't that look like?..."
"Look like what?"
"A ring?" Colette's face went slightly pink.
"A ring? Yeah, sure, I guess if you look at it like that-- oh, now I see it!" Lloyd laughed again. "Hmm... Colette?"
"Yeah?"
"We should probably get going." Lloyd stood up and brushed the dirt off of his trousers and his back.
"You're right." Colette stood up and brushed off the dirt off of herself more gracefully than Lloyd, who did more patting than brushing.
Noishe sat up and howled slightly.
"Noishe..." Lloyd chuckled and patted the dog's head and Noishe seemed to grin. "Well, I guess we're off!" Grabbing a bag, Lloyd jumped on Noishe's back. Colette grabbed her bag as well and climbed onto Noishe's back, clinging on to Lloyd.
"Come on, Noishe!" And with those words, Noishe was in a speedy rush.
A few hours later, after the sun had set, the three ended up in the words. Noishe was still running, and into view came a lake. Noishe came to a halt and soon as possible in front of the water, but Lloyd, unfortunately, flew off of Noishe's back and was driven by the forces of gravity into the cold lake.
"Lloyd!" shouted Colette. She retreated from Noishe's back and kneeled at the waters edge.
"Gack!" Lloyd's head bobbed on the top of the water. "I-it's cold..." he chattered.
"Need help?" Colette held out her hand.
"Th-thanks..." Paddling over to her hand, Lloyd took it gratefully and Colette pulled him out.
The night air quickly clung to Lloyd's soaked clothes and skin, and he shivered.
"Are you okay Lloyd?"
"J-just cold..." His teeth chattered as if his jaw was going to pop out of place.
"Maybe we should just stop for the night." Colette took Lloyd's wet bag, and shook it slightly.
"I-I g-guess..." Lloyd sat on the ground, and the dirt automatically clung to the seat of his trousers. Grimacing slightly, Lloyd leaned against Noishe. Colette sat down and leaned against Noishe as well, and they all fell asleep.
That morning, another person walked through the woods. "All the hunnies want me, all the hunnies need me, too bad there's only one of me..." he sang.
He whistled the remaining tune, and stopped when he saw a couple figures by the lake.
"Who could that be? Some beautiful hunnies?!" Pause. "Here I come!" he rushed out to find that it was only Lloyd, Colette and Noishe.
"Oh darn... only them." Snapping his fingers, it came as a cue for Lloyd to awaken and sneeze. Hard.
"Ew, Lloyd, watch where you're sneezing, bud!" He wiped the saliva and snot from Lloyd's surprise sneeze.
"Oh, sorry..." Lloyd replied snuffily, and drew a hand across his nose. "Zelos? Hi..."
"Lloyd, are you sick or somethin'? You sure sound like it."
"Me? Sick? No, my head's a bit stuffy, that's all." Well, that's what Lloyd supposed, since he had only woken up a minute or two ago.
Eyes opening to morning and another companion, Colette woke. "Morning Lloyd...oh, hi Zelos!" she called cheerfully.
"Hey Hunny..."
"I told you not to call her that!" Lloyd yelled, and then sneezed again, this time covering his nose.
"Bless you." Zelos said, comment aimed at Colette. "For being stuck with him."
"Oh, I feel blessed..." Lloyd grimaced.
"Bless you, Lloyd!" Colette said, and Lloyd smiled. "So, Zelos, what are you doing here?" Colette asked.
"Why am I here? We're only a short distance from Meltokio! Duh!"
"Meltokio?" Lloyd asked, and sneezed.
"Are you sure you're not sick?" Zelos asked, putting a concerned emphasis in his voice.
"No..." Lloyd's head was heavy, and he fell over as he fell into a uncomfortable daze.
"Lloyd? Lloyd! Lloyd!" Colette called out.
"Here, we'll take him to my place." Zelos picked up the unconsious brunette and carried him, followed by Colette and Noishe.
Genki: Ahaha! I am evil, and stop my reign there! ...HA!
Kratos: ...you're already almost done with Chapter 2, aren't you?
Genki: ::smiles::
Lloyd: XD I can't believe I sneezed on Zelos!! AHAHA!!
Zelos: .o.o. That's mean, Lloyd... .u.u. Really.
Genki: Aw, Lloyd's cyute when he's sick! n.n
Lloyd: ::death glare:: Don't you think about actually making me sick...
Genki: ::!!:: GOOD IDEA!
Lloyd: Oh goddess....
Genki: PLEASE REVIEW! I swear, the romance will come soon.
Lloyd: WHAT?!?
Zelos: Aw, don't be so grim, Lloyd! ::glomps::
Lloyd: ::twitch:: Get... off...
Genki: Please review! Mwehehe...