"Well, that was weird," said Reimundo to the red-headed girl as they walked back into the 'evil' lair. "I mean, back in the past we were the good guys, fighting Wuya and Jack Spicer, the bad guys. When the plan went wrong Jack was still a bad guy, Wuya was still a bad guy, and I was a bad guy. But now people with my friends names are working for Wuya, so they're the bad guys, and the only one who is working against her is trying to take over the world, so you're a bad guy too. Where are the good guys?"
"Don't even ask me." She thought for a moment. "But I guess 'good guys' are the ones which stop things changing, and 'bad guys' shake things up. So as no-one can remember anything but Wuya ruling the world she crossed over and is the good guy now."
"That makes no sense."
"Sure it does. Think of the two absolutes being Order and Chaos, not good and Evil."
"No"
"You're impossible."
"I know." Suddenly he turned pale and stopped walking.
"What?" He didn't answer. "What?"
"I think it might be another Shen-Gong-Wu..."
"To the jet!" she announced, striking a pose.
He looks at her, stifling a laugh. "No jet. We have Golden Tiger Claws, remember?" he said, holding them up.
Omi is trying to pull the Sword (of the Storm) from the stone, without much luck. His friends sit nearby, having already despaired and quit.
"Omi, are you gonna give it a rest yet?"
"I don' think ya can just take it like that, pardner."
"Yeah, there's probably some kind of 'magic' or whatever."
"My persistence shall be rewarded!" said the young monk, before stopping to take deep breaths. "Eventually!"
Just then, a rift opened in the air above the two Heylin Dragons, and both Reimundo and Mandy Spicer jumped through. "Hey look, Sword of the Storm!" Reimundo said to Mandy. "It's my element, you know."
"Your element!" The young monk blinked at them. "How can it be your element? There are only three elements, and they are all taken!"
Reimundo sighed, waved away whatever Evil Omi was saying, and counted on his fingers. "Fire, Water, Earth and Wind. That makes four, stupid." He was annoyed. It might be the future, but they didn't have to pretend that he didn't exist.
Omi walked towards him. "Are you implying that there is another Heylin Dragon?"
"Xiaolin Dragon!" Mandy argued.
"Heylin Dragon!"
"Golden Tiger Claws!" While the monk was preoccupied arguing, Reimundo clawed to the sword and pulled it out of the stone easily.
"Told you there was some kind of magic"
Omi ran back to take the sword from Reimundo, but he activated its power. "Sword of the Storm!" Then he thought, why not? "Sword of the Storm, Wind!" The storm gained strength, pushing the Heylin Dragons backwards, and tossing Reimundo into the air. He dropped the sword, and the storm stopped. Mandy rolled her eyes, ran over, picked it up and grabbed her friends hand as he used the Golden Tiger Claws to open a portal back to the 'Evil Lair'. Before being dragged after her, Reimundo yelled to the Heylin Dragons: "And by the way, I am the Xiaolin Dragon of the Wind!" The Heylin Dragons sweatdropped. "At least, I used to be training to be..." he finished quietly, as he disappeared into the tunnel.
A/N: Ah, do we sense some regrets there at the end? No worries, R&R if you will. If you will, tell me why no-one is R&Ring! I mean, it's not like Xiaolin Showdown is a crowded field, I mean, 28 authors, 42 fics... and 3 reviews for me.
At least, that's what I would have said if I haddn't checked my mail this afternoon and found eleven new reviews. Thanks guys, I luv ya all!
Eh, whatever. Not like I even care. But if I get as much a one review, I'll update right after I read it. Promise.
