::beginning RP written on paper and transferred to compy::

Genki: Zelos carried you up to bed, didn't he?

Lloyd: How should I know? ::crosses arms:: Hmph.

Genki: Stop being sour, would ya?

Lloyd: ¬¬ ...

Genki: .o.o. My compy had crashed two days ago... TWO days!!

Lloyd: Only two... ::sheesh::

Genki: I thought I might have lost all my data! T-T I need to transfer it to floppys when I have the time... n.n­; But that's not important! I know I'm supposed to be updating QFTUH!!, but LIS is just beggin' to be updated! Besides, might as well do what I can n.n

Lloyd: ::sigh::

Genki: Anyway, here's the next chapter of... Lloyd's Sick!

Lloyd's Sick!

Chapter 5

Morning came without warning. Groaning, a boy with horrid bedhead scowled as sheets were torn away from him.

"Good mornin', sunshine!" A masculine voice gleefully greeted.

"Zelos-mph," the boy had started to say, but the "s" was shortened when his face dug into the pillow.

"Lloyd, you can't lie around all week!"

"I can if I'm sick." Lloyd took possession of the covers from the redhead and hugged them.

"But fresh air will do you good!" Zelos nagged, now stealing his pillow, causing Lloyd's head to fall on the bed with a "thump" and increase his headache.

"Stop stealing my bed!" Lloyd yelled.

"Last time I checked it was mine."

"Well... oh, shut-up."

"But we can share, if you want."

He turned to look at Zelos' sexy grin.

"That's sick!" Lloyd made a sad attempt to thwack Zelos, but he grabbed his flailing arm. (1)

"Look, just take some medicine, change, and get some fresh air in ya. Or I'll make ya."

"You can't possibly make me."

"Oh, really?" His grin got wider as he jumped onto the bed beside Lloyd, causing him to quickly get up and jump out.

"O-okay! You win!" Lloyd scrambled for a pill and swallowed it. "Th-there! Now you have to leave so I can change!"

"I don't have to do anything." Zelos sat up on the bed and stared at Lloyd and smiled.

"Zelos..." Lloyd sent a death glare.

"Sheesh, just kidding, just kidding," he mumbled, rolling off the bed and leaving. "I'm changing into other clothes, anyway. Meet me at the front door." The door closed and footsteps faded away.

"Why must he do that?" Lloyd scowled as he fumbled through the dresser drawers.

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When Lloyd finished, he came downstairs to find Zelos in an outfit he had never seen before. He was wearing a blue half-sleeve button up shirt and a matching blue bandana tamed his hair. He was also wearing dark blue jeans and he was in barefeet.

"Ah, Lloyd! You're alive!" He glomped the sickly child. "I see you found my comfortable ensemble..."

"Most of the clothes you have are tight." Lloyd had managed to dig up a very loose black t-shirt, red shorts, and white socks.

"Because they bring out mey sexiest features!" He smirked as he released Lloyd. "Now, to get you some fresh air!"

He stopped as the Seraphim tried to tug on his wrist. "Wait, no shoes?"

"What? Oh yeah, whatever." Zelos slipped on some slippers as Lloyd grabbed his red boots. "Now, come on!"

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He dragged Lloyd out through Meltokio, (very) occasionally stopping to flirt with girls on the way.

Girls are so dumb... Lloyd thought. He was taken out of the city, when he pulled his hand away. "Where are we going?"

"Fresh air! If we want fresh air, we can't be in the city, can we?"

"Well..."

"Geez, Lloyd, I thought you were at least smart enough to know that!" He continued to walk and the twinblade swordsman had no choice but to follow.

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He followed him to the shore, and Zelos sat right where the tide gently rolled in. Lloyd sat beside him.

"See? Fresh ocean air." Zelos smirked and laid down in the sand.

"Hm... well, it is pretty nice," Lloyd yawned as he felt a yank on the back of his shirt and was pulled down onto the flirty Chosen.

"Now what?"

"You wanted to lie around, didn't you?"

"Eh..." Lloyd almost gave in, but popped back up. "Not on the beach, no."

"Oh, stop trying to resist me, Lloyd!" Zelos flipped his hair slightly.

Lloyd blanched. "Why do you keep acting gay, anyway?" He gave him an odd look.

"Not gay, bud. Bisexual is the world you're looking for here."

"What's the difference?" Zelos sighed.

"You're so disappointing, Lloyd."

"How so?"

"You're no fun!"

"You have a different definition of fun then I do. You've probably spent days screwing different girls. At least a couple of times."

"Who said they were all girls?" Smirk.

"Exactly." Lloyd crossed his arms and huffed.

"Come on, Lloyd, smile!"

Lloyd huffed. He wasn't in a smiling mood, even if Zelos hadn't been there. His head felt heavy and he could feel his body slightly shaking. Perhaps his fever was rising again?...

"If you won't smile for me," Zelos sat up and faced Lloyd. "then I'll make you smile." And he executed his attack, glomping Lloyd and tickling him under his shirt.

"Ze-los-ah-ha-ha! Sto-ha-hap it!" Unfortunately for Lloyd, he was very ticklish.

"Not until you smile more!"

"No-ha-ha-ha! Re-hee-hee-lly, cu-hut it ou-hou-out!" Zelos didn't realize how sick Lloyd had been feeling, and kept going. "Ple-hee-ease, Ze-he-hel-los!"

"Okay, okay." Lloyd's laugh stopped. "But only because you're so damn cute."

When he had stopped, there was only a couple of inches of space between both swordsmans' faces. Lloyd's face turned redder than his shorts as he trembled softly.

Supposing it was because he was nervous, the Chosen hung over him more and lifted a hand to brush the hair out of his face. "You're even cuter when you're nervous." His hand touched his cheek and Lloyd shook more strongly, out of sickness and an added nervousness.

"Hm? Lloyd, is that your fever?" Lloyd groaned and clung onto Zelos in pain. "Ack! Okay, shh, it'll be okay." Zelos lifted the trembling boy in his arms, and both covered in sand, walked quickly back to Meltokio. (3)

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"Zelos, you moron!" Raine hit Zelos over the head as he entered. "He should be in bed resting!"

"I thought he shouldn't be cooped up in this stuffy mansion!" he protested as he carried Lloyd upstairs.

"Maybe when he's feeling better!"

"Sheesh, sorry for trying to help." He walked in the room and brushed Lloyd off some before laying him into the bed, which had been remade. The bed vibrated as Lloyd continued to tremble.

As she walked over, Raine hit the angel over the head again. "Just leave Lloyd alone for a while!"

"But I have--"

He was pushed out of the room by (brute) force and the door slammed behind him. Zelos scorned just as Genis walked by.

"Haha..."

"... ...you little brat!" His walk became a run as Zelos chased angrily after him.

Look, it's Yui's drawing of a duck! Guack! XD... Sorry... n.n; It's here, so I thought I'd share.

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"Help MEEE!" Genis saw Colette innocently standing, slightly confused, and ran to her and clung for dear life.

Zelos halted as Genis stuck out his tongue. "Ha-ha, you can't hurt a gir-l!" He chanted in a sing-song voice.

"Hi Genis!" Colette said cheerfully. "Hi Zelos!"

He twitched once, but then smiled. "Hello my little angel..." he said cool-like. "Would you mind doin' me a favor?"

"Sure, Zelos, what is it?"

"You see, I need to talk Genis...alone." Genis' eyes widened. "Do you mind?"

Clinging harder to Colette, he knew what was coming. "No, no! Don't listen to him Colette, he's a liar!!"

"It's okay, Genis, go on and talk to Zelos." She pried his hands off her shirt and walked away.

"No, Colette, come BACK!" He went to chase his shield as a firm hand gripped his shoulder.

"All right you brat..."

"N-no! Wait, NOOO!!"

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Raine came downstairs to find Genis knocked unconscious on the floor and Zelos setting things back up that had been knocked down. Colette had tried to help, but Zelos had been forced to make her sit after breaking two picture frames and a miniature figure. (Of what?...just guess.)

"Professor Sage! How's Lloyd?" Colette asked. (4)

"He's fine. He finally fell asleep. But..." She glared at Zelos as he turned around and innocently smiled at her. "Have we learned something today, Zelos?"

"Of course, my cool beauty! I learned that your little brother is really a brat!"

The fallen half-elf crawled over and bit Zelos' ankle.

"OW!"

She laughed. "That's what you get."

The redheaded Seraphim fell on the floor and a picture dropped on his head. "Ow!"

"Zelos, are you okay?" asked the blonde angel.

"Don't you worry, my little angel." He tried to wink, but it quickly turned into a wince.

"Professor, can I go see Lloyd?"

"Not now, but maybe later." Colette nodded in understanding.

Genis twitched. "Everybody loves causing me pain..."

Genki: Hah, gomen Genis... XD I'm amazed I finished updating this so quickly... o.o; That's quite unusual for me...

Now, as you can see, I started a new number system!! n.n Here are the notes:

(1) A "thwack" is a word I made up to describe the hitting over the head over others. XD A "thwap" is a light hit over the head (generally the top) to show a slight annoyance, while a "thwack" is a massive blow to the head in order to cause much pain. (Reminded of Raine, anyone?)

(2) Has anyone wondered about the nnnuuunnnnnnuuunnnnnnuuunnn? It's actually a symbol I call the "Triple Nun." Of course, you see a "nnn" "uuu" pattern, but what it's doing is actually spelling "nun" with a repitition of each letter thrice. And of course, I had to make nnnuuunnn three times to truly make it the "Triple Nun." XD Why nun? I don't know... o.o;

(3) Actually, I got the idea for Lloyd shaking and stuff for the one time I was hanging out with meh buddies and I got sick from Mt. Dew XD I shook and everything, they sent me home and junk. Oops.

(4) ...does anyone recognize that line?

"Professor Sage, how's Colette?"

...is that a line? I'm getting a strange feeling it is... She got sick so much... I'd figure so.

Genki: Anyway... maybe I'll work on QFTUH!!. (heh) Remember, when you review, check out my responses at my Xanga page.

See ya later, my fiends!! X3