ALTERNATE ENDING
…"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!" shouted Tiny Will with glee.
"Um…that's Santa's line." said a mysterious voice from somewhere.
"I mean, God bless us, every one! And happy Boxing Day!"
The walls pulled away to show a live audience. The whole thing was just a taping of a show. The owner of the mysterious voice came up to "Tiny Will" and started scolding him. It was Dax Shepard, the guy from Punk'd and Without a Paddle!
"What were you doing?" he inquired. "If you can't remember your lines, there's that thing in front of the cameras for you to read them!"
"I know. Ha-ha! I defy you, evil teleprompter!"
Then Freddie Prince Jr. came up and started badgering Dax. In the background, cheesy Christmas music was ushering the audience out of the stadium.
"Why'd you write Barbossa's nephew, Fred, out of the script?"
"Because…you're not a POTC character."
"What's she doing there, then?" he complained, pointing at "Mrs. Crachet".
"She's Liz's maid, alright?"
Freddie went off and pouted.
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Far, far away, in the city of Montreal, three girls sat and stared at the T.V screen in silence.
"But where was Jack?" cried the girl named Ashley.
"I know!" said Melissa. "He was hardly in it at all!"
"And Will was only there a little! As a child! Where is the sexy hero who is constantly upstaged by Johnny?" proclaimed Catherine.
"Jack is the sexy one!" snarled Melissa and Ashley.
"I say potato, you say patato, whatever."
The lights went out.
A/N: Why Dax Shepard and Freddie Prince Jr.? Because they were the two most random people that popped into my head, and Freddie/Fred, you get the idea…Thank you, pirates-arr-me-life63 for reminding me 'bout Fred. Alternate ending is completely random, and makes no sense with the rest of the story. Anywho, happy holidays!