A slight case of role-reversal. (And other freaky endeavors.) Inspired by an episode of Ed Edd n Eddy. (Kudos)
Rated PG-13 for overly suggestive themes.
(Stelle walks into the Naughty Ottsel with a bottle.)
Daxter: Hey baby! Whatcha doin' with that? You wanna play spin the bottle? Winner has to kiss me!
Stelle: Hardly! I just wanna play a little role reversal.
Jak: What's that?
Stelle: Jak, how can you be so dumb! (holds her head) We all just pretend to be someone else.
Keira: But who are we going to be?
Stelle: Just play truth or dare.
(Torn and Ashelin walk over and sit down with the circle that Stelle's hosting.)
Stelle: All right! Just sit tight, pigeons!!! (spins the bottle)
(the bottle landed on Keira.)
Stelle: Aww yeah! Okay, Keira, truth, dare, double dare, promise to repeat. Ah, hell with it! I dare you to be Daxter!
Keira: What?! (eyes widening and laughing nervously.)
Stelle: You heard me! You're stuck with his identity until 12:00 tonight!
Keira: All right I'll try. (spins bottle)
(the bottle lands on Tess.)
Keira: I dare you to be uh... Sig!
Tess: Fine. (spins bottle)
(the bottle lands on Torn.)
Tess: Okay. (laughs with mischief) I dare you to be Stelle!!
Torn: What the hell?! I can't act like her, she's uh.... provocative. In a stupid way.
Stelle: Whatever! You're still stuck to be me!
Torn: All right I'll play along. (spins bottle)
(the bottle lands on Sig)
Torn: I dare you to be Bravo!!
Sig: Bravo's an idiot!!
Bravo: SO!!??
Sig: Hmm, being an idiot might be fun. Okay. (spins bottle)
(bottle lands on Jak.)
Sig: I dare you to be Ashelin!
Jak: Okay?? (spins bottle)
(the bottle lands on Stelle)
Jak: I got you now Stelle!! I dare you to be Keira!!
Stelle: Keira's a little mouse with no blue hair whatsoever!!
Keira: Remember your rules? You have to be me until 12:00 tonight.
Stelle: Man!! (spins bottle)
(the bottle lands on Bravo)
Stelle: Aha!! I dare you to be Jak!!!
Bravo: Cool!! I'm the hero man!!! (spins bottle)
(the bottle lands on Daxter finally)
Bravo: I dare you to be Torn!!
Torn: I object!! He's gonna make a fool of me!!
Daxter: Like you're making yourself right now!?
Stelle: Hey, Ashelin? Be Tess okay?
Ashelin: All right. I'll try.
Stelle: Starting in five minutes, everyone will be their new identities until 12:00 tonight. Get ready!
(Five minutes pass and they start to be their new selves.)
Stelle: (as Keira) Oh fiddle dee dee. I have so much work to do. I always get so uptight because zoomer oil keeps spilling down my pants. I wish I was as good looking as Stelle. I don't want people to know, but I keep a bust of her in my room and keep pondering to get plastic surgery! (giggles)
Tess: (as Sig) Well little lady, don't worry. Looks aren't everything.
Bravo: (as Jak) Yeah, I like geeky little women who haven't gone through puberty when they were supposed to.
Keira: (as Daxter) Don't play around Jak! I've seen you looking at Ashelin's chest when Keira wasn't looking.
Sig: (as Bravo) But Ashelin's chest isn't as big as Stelle's man!
Torn: (as Stelle) Yeah that's right. (stuffing a pillow in his shirt and pants) Men always like to stare at me when I bat my eyelashes and shake my.. uh... boo-tay around! (shakes suggestively and laughs)
Daxter: (as Torn) Well, I must confess. I think I'm tough and buff, but really I'm just lookin' for love in all the wrong places. Sometimes I have dreams of Stelle without a shirt on, and I don't have any pants on.
(Torn growls and shakes his fist at Daxter. Daxter, backs away.)
Ashelin: (as Tess) Please let's not fight. I'm a peace and ottsel loving person. Shouldn't we all just get along?
Everyone except Ashelin: NO!!!
Stelle: (as Keira and dancing) Look guys! I can't dance for squat! I try and try, but Stelle has all the moves!
Daxter: (as Torn) Look you! Stelle is mine! Why can't you just except it?!
Jak: (as Ashelin) What?! I thought you loved me!!
Torn: (as Stelle) How can he love you, when he loves me?! You're so less attractive than me!
Bravo: (as Jak) Now just stay calm everyone. (giggles)
Sig: (as Bravo) Laurel and Hardy!!!! (screams and runs around in circles)
Tess: (as Sig) It's madness I tell ya!
Stelle: (as Keira) Oh! I just had a thought. I'm the smart one!! I never knew that! I feel so stupid, though I am smart!!
Sig: (as Bravo) Totally Eau De Joi man!! (pretending to spray himself with perfume)
Jak: (as Ashelin) This is outta control!
Torn: (as Stelle) I just wanna stare at myself all day! Then maybe I'll flaunt some more.
Daxter: (as Torn) And I'll just stare at you secretly from across the room. What a nice ass!!
Jak: (as Ashelin) What!!!!
Sig: (as Bravo) Anyone got a breath mint?
Tess: (as Sig) Do I have to start shooting up in this piece!?
Ashelin: (as Tess) Who wants a drink?
Everyone: I do!!!
To Be Continued man!!
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